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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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i could have kept some monitors i brought home for wfh use. they only tracked laptops at that gig and that was the only thing they specifically asked for back.

but honestly they were trash so why bother? i would have just recycled them my now anyway. probably would have saved them money if I’d taken them

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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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oh yeah when i was a cook i always ate two meals per shift

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i guess this is technically stealing too:

when i worked as a cook we also used to have egg throwing contests to see who could throw them out the back door the furthest. one guy managed to land an egg on the post office roof across the road

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwjiO1MCVs

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

echinopsis posted:

not everyone has the privilege to be worthwhile

don’t confuse your worth was a human being with your ability to flourish in capitalist society. the two do not correlate!

this is why we steal from work. it wasn’t the things we stole that mattered; it was the dignity we stole.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
maybe the real things we stole were the friends we made along the way

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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i'd steal from stymie's workplace but trust fund kids don't work

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyB6ffmXsZo

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Gentle Autist posted:

I have too much to lose. anyway, if there’s one thing I have too much of it’s material bullshit. gently caress the waste in modern capitalism

:hmmyes:

so what you're saying is i should embezzle money and pad my retirement fund instead?

i like how you think

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
my company's office is moving and i could have taken my office chair home

but i was allowed to and that's not the same as stealing. i'd actually be making it so they'd pay less to get rid of it.

so i left it

it was a garbage chair anyway, not even as good as the ones i own already

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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

TimWinter posted:

Have you considered stealing chairs from your new office

:ninja:

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