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hunk antagonist smoking a cigar and their massive biceps have tinier biceps which are also smoking cigars
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Oct 4, 2019 21:19
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May 16, 2024 14:20
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- nut
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i flex and the veins spell out wangus and u laugh because it's a silly and funny word without being too off colour or offensive
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Oct 4, 2019 21:24
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- Macnult
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having forearm veins so vascular that when they bulge they double as a hot wheels race track
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Oct 4, 2019 21:28
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- nut
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opening a wine bottle with ur buttcheeks and its a screw top
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Oct 4, 2019 21:42
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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clear glass codpieces
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Oct 4, 2019 21:59
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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You clench your fists and windows shatter outward.
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Oct 5, 2019 01:19
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- nut
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eating a crap like me for breakfast
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Oct 5, 2019 01:22
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- FutonForensic
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specifying non-discreet packaging when ordering my FleshLight Stamina Training Unit
 
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Oct 5, 2019 02:10
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- google THIS
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I flex, and an image of a roaring train appears on my bicep like a film projected onto a screen. You flex and it's a Prius.
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Oct 5, 2019 03:13
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- mountaincat
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The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.
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Jack Skellington shouts "I am the pumpkin king!" and rips off his whole drat outfit. There are some layers to this poo poo. Dude's name is Skellington, he has a skull head, and it's a short trip from where he is to Skeleton King. It's right there Jack reach out and grab it. You don't need to be messing around with vegetables.
But hol up. Imagine you are David Farmington, the living embodiment of the Fall Harvest Festival. Look it's not Halloween but there's hot cider and a corn maze. I think last year they made donuts. So you are gearing up for the ceremonies when here comes Jack, Mr Steal Yo Girl. Yo girl is the honorary title Pumpkin King and now you are going to have to settle for something about corn, gourds, or squashes.
Nobody talks about it but Jack stole two holidays. He only gave back one.
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Oct 5, 2019 04:28
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- Escape From Noise
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I flex my butt and fire out highly compressed waste like buckshot. I have a steel toilet lined with Kevlar.
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Oct 5, 2019 09:10
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- Escape From Noise
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I'm really flexing. My eyes are bulging. They eventually pop out if their sockets. And start power lifting.
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Oct 5, 2019 14:43
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- Macnult
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You have to register your kisses because when you blow them across the room at someone and you miss, people get hurt
lol
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Oct 5, 2019 16:10
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- wearing a lampshade
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"Flexing my huge biceps with biceps flexing me inside of ghem." Biception
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Oct 7, 2019 05:18
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- wearing a lampshade
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Total babe trips and her drink goes flying towards my huge muscular chest. Easy. I flex - my torso juts.out a full foot, so fast. 0-60 I'm talkin. The drink bounces, the force pushing the liquid back inside, reversing time itself. It lands in her hand, tslightly tilted towards her mouth - perfect sipping angle. Everyone around me is either standing in awe, or dead due to the force of the air moved by my sudden chest flexings. Just a other Tuesday I think to myself, and I flex my thigh muscles rapidly to achieve flight so I can escape the roaring crowd.
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Oct 7, 2019 05:25
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- Escape From Noise
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But what if the ultimate flex...is not flexing at all?
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Oct 7, 2019 08:18
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- Korean Boomhauer
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all the attractive people in the club stop and stare as I loudly burp the lyrics to “don’t stop believin”
 
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Oct 7, 2019 19:08
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- Escape From Noise
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all the attractive people in the club stop and stare as I loudly burp the lyrics to “don’t stop believin”
Including the musical interlude???
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Oct 7, 2019 19:12
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- FutonForensic
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I walk and the clap of my well-toned rear end cheeks creates a sonic boom.
Powerthicc
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Oct 8, 2019 03:05
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May 16, 2024 14:20
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I sneeze and rocket into the air on a jet of excrement as my chiseled abs and powerful sphincter lock in brief but intense battle but my abs inevitably win.
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Oct 8, 2019 03:10
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