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Fleas have invaded part of my bathroom and I am considering giving them gainful employment in the form of a flea circus instead of gassing them with extreme prejudice. Am willing to put them up for adoption to any interested parties who will come collect them as well. Trying to write a business plan for this potential venture-any flea circus ideas? names? acts? Estimates on cost of housing and flea feed? Thoughts on potential revenues? I feel like this idea has considerable advantages over traditional large animal circuses and could potentially really disrupt the circus sector. Maybe make a stream people can subscribe to for 24/7 flea circus viewing? |
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Oct 5, 2019 00:46
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How to deal with the inevitable flea rights advocates protesters?
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Oct 5, 2019 00:46
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Burn your house down and start a new life someplace without fleas. |
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Oct 5, 2019 01:15
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Are you a wild animal, op? |
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Oct 5, 2019 06:47
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if u dont pay them at LEAST scale then you should spray yourself #flearevolution#hashtagsaretehdunb
Slush Garbo fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Oct 5, 2019 |
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Oct 5, 2019 06:52
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For your pitch just keep talking about "disrupting the current circus model". Ex: Hey! Who doesn't love the circus, right? *Smile with not just your mouth but also chic bespectacled eyes while looking at the crowd and opening your arms in front of your chest clad in the finest black turtleneck while slightly parting your jean shorn legs leading to your feet in reasonable and understated footwear* I'll tell you who. *Look real serious and do that thing where you bring your hands together but only touch your spread fingers apart while pointing them outwards* Most people! *Bring out projector remote and click it to display a picture of a really bummed out elephant* Circuses mistreat animals *Keep clicking remote to reveal a lot of mistreated circus animals* We no longer live in a world where people find this kind of behavior acceptable *Show slide of Topsy and/or "Murderous Mary" execution. Look really solemn. Almost fretful.* And those carnies. *Carny slide* And clowns! *Clown slide* What if I told you *Finger wag with a glimmer of a smile* What if I told you that there was a better way? An idea so revolutionary that it could disrupt the traditional circus model to it's very core? *Chuckle* What if I told you that right here, right now, I'm this very auditorium, on THIS VERY TABLE *Step aside and gesture to a table behind you draped in black cloth with what looks like a box covered in a black cloth* TONIGHT! *Pause for applause than rip off cloth to reveal a plastic box with your revolutionary flea circus inside* Until now fleas have been looked on with disdain and disgust. But in a flea circus like this they are healthy, they are happy, they are...ENTERGAGING! Probably end your presentation by screaming stuff like "disrupting" and "blockchain" a bunch. |
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Oct 5, 2019 09:00
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*tries to sleep thinking about fleas hopping along my body in clown facepaint*
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Oct 5, 2019 12:44
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imagine fleas juggling just the tiniest lil bowling bins!!!!!
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Oct 5, 2019 16:46
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By the way, the Flea Circus will be held under the bridge. Not on the north side but on the other side. Got an extra ticket? Give it away! Watch your step on the wet sand or you'll end up with scar tissue. I know these jokes are bad but I can't stop. If you don't like it, well, you can suck my kiss! |
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Oct 5, 2019 19:34
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google THIS posted:By the way, the Flea Circus will be held under the bridge. Not on the north side but on the other side. Got an extra ticket? Give it away! Watch your step on the wet sand or you'll end up with scar tissue. I know these jokes are bad but I can't stop. If you don't like it, well, you can suck my kiss! I like pleasure spiked with pain People say my jokes are lame Say my jokes are lame
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Oct 5, 2019 20:19
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Fleas refused my original offer of gainful employment so naturally I used chemical weapons to try and bring them to the negotiating table. ....they still won’t negotiate. They say they have millions of fleas waiting to see me in a human circus and they want to see me dance, monkey, dance. I danced. It seemed like the least bad option. Disrupting the circus industry may be harder than we thought
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