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| Der Uberschawrzundgold |
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6 | 23.08% |
| Get Your Own loving Stadium Already... |
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3 | 11.54% |
| ...Preferably One Without a Goatse.cx Roof |
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2 | 7.69% |
| We Invented Never Missing the Playoffs |
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5 | 19.23% |
| Basically in New Jersey |
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0 | 0% |
| Wrongful Termination Lawsuit |
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1 | 3.85% |
| A Very Loony Turnaround |
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1 | 3.85% |
| Zoltar Benedictcumberbatch |
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0 | 0% |
| At Least We're Not the Argonauts |
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5 | 19.23% |
| Where the gently caress Is Derby County? |
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1 | 3.85% |
| Home Field Advantage? Pffffft |
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0 | 0% |
| Actually in New Jersey |
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1 | 3.85% |
| That Other Team with a Bull People Forget About |
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1 | 3.85% |
| We Finally Got a New Arena |
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0 | 0% |
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  Welcome to the 2019 MLS Playoffs. New this year is...drat near everything. The playoff bracket and format have been completely redone to now be:
Participants Eastern Conference NYCFC Atlanta United Philadelphia Union Toronto FC DC United New York Red Bulls New England Revolution Western Conference LAFC Seattle Sounders Real Salt Lake Minnesota United LA Galaxy Portland Timbers FC Dallas Quarter Finals (October 19/20) East #4 Toronto FC scores 4 in the first 15' of extra time to win 5-1 over #5 DC United #3 Philadelphia Union saw the SEA-DAL match and said "hold my beer", topping #6 New York Red Bulls 4-3 AET after being down 3-1 at halftime #2 Atlanta United squeaks by #7 New England Revolution 1-0 on a 70' goal West For the first time in 4 months the #5 LA Galaxy win a game when Zlatan didn't score, 2-1 over #4 Minnesota United as the weekend's only upset #3 Real Salt Lake squeaks by #6 Portland Timbers 2-1 thanks to a defensive miscue just before 2nd half stoppage time #2 Seattle Sounders survive a very scrappy #7 FC Dallas side Semi-Finals (October 23/24) East #1 NYCFC took a page from their cross-town rivals and Metro'd it, losing 2-1 to #4 Toronto on a last minute PK "Union vs. United" is silly. #2 Atlanta beat #3 Philly 2-0. West THE GAME OF THE YEAR OF THE DECADE OF THE CENTURY...lived up to the hype, actually...provided you're not a fan of defense. #1 LAFC finally beat the #5 Galaxy, 5-3. Nick Rimando tried, torn rotator cuff and all, but his swan song finally plays as #2 Seattle win it 2-0 over #3 RSL Finals (October 29/30) Nick Motherfucking Deleon. #4 Toronto shocks #2 Atlanta 2-1 thanks to two outside the box goals and a missed PK by Josef Martinez RUIDÍAZ >>>>>>>>> LAFC, #2 Seattle BEATS #1 LAFC 3-1 IN THEIR OWN loving STADIUM gently caress YEAH MOTHERFUCKER YES I'M BIASED I DON'T GIVE A poo poo MLS Cup (November 10, 3PM EST/12PM PST, ABC/TSN/Univision/TVAS/TUDN) After a rather dreadful first half, the Seattle Sounders send 69000 people (minus a few Toronto fans) home happy to the tune of 3-1. gently caress YEAH MOTHERFUCKER! MLS Cup Final host will be whichever team is highest on this list: Seattle Sounders Toronto FC Sharing your stadium sucks sometimes, but especially during the playoffs: Atlanta - Falcons host a games on both the 20th (QF) and the 27th (Finals). Atlanta's first game will undoubtedly be on the 19th, expect plenty of yellow lines. Seattle - Seahawks host a game on the 20th, Toronto - No conflict with the Argonauts. whypick1 fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Nov 17, 2019 |
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If I remember right, Minnesota is getting new turf put in, so that game on the 20th could be a mess with the college football game on the 19th if the sod hasn't set properly.
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Oct 7, 2019 01:56
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I think I didn't realize how many of us are in stadium sharing deals.
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Oct 7, 2019 04:32
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New England are going to get knocked out by Atlanta but it’s pretty lovely that even if they get to the final they will get 0 home games. Gillette really does suck though.
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Oct 7, 2019 04:38
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I think that's what the Sounders and Portland had in their worst-to-trophy runs, too.
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Oct 7, 2019 04:57
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Um, both of them hosted their knockout round games then had 2 home-and-home series before going on the road to win the cup 
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Oct 7, 2019 05:02
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whypick1 posted:Um, both of them hosted their knockout round games then had 2 home-and-home series before going on the road to win the cup It was a really long time ago ok???
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Oct 7, 2019 05:08
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mystery fluid fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Oct 7, 2019 |
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Oct 7, 2019 10:02
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Brian Fernandez has fallen off the wagon again and will presumably miss the next few games. this would seem suboptimal for the Timbers' playoff chances, if they had ever had any to begin with
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Oct 7, 2019 20:37
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Dallan Invictus posted:Brian Fernandez has fallen off the wagon again and will presumably miss the next few games. I bet Merritt Paulson is blaming the Timbers Army for this
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Should be a couple of good games this weekend, but I think the best will be Minnesota/LA. TFC/DC will be good if DC wake up, but I'm pretty sure TFC is going to just roll over them.
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Projection LOCKS Minnesota United Toronto Projection MAYBES RBNY Real Salt Lake Projection UPSET SPECIALS New England Dallas
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Oct 18, 2019 23:33
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I hate this poll very much
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Oct 19, 2019 01:57
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Everyone’s anthem today. Vamos literally everyone but Toronto and Jersey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmuswTEGF-U
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Oct 19, 2019 13:19
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get your 'dc united in roo-ins' posts ready
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Oct 19, 2019 13:41
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Edward Mass posted:Projection LOCKS I project you to get Rooneyed bitch
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Oct 19, 2019 15:00
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Azerban posted:get your 'dc united in roo-ins' posts ready It's always a good year for a bloody big mess.
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Oct 19, 2019 15:53
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Fancy I need to go to Baltimore today, know anywhere there that'd be a good place to watch the game? Not sure I can make it back to civilization in time for kick-off
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Oct 19, 2019 16:07
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ATL
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Oct 19, 2019 18:12
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You forgot the gently caress at the beginning of that line.
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Oct 19, 2019 18:52
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Feeling pretty good about my Upset Pick rn
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Oct 19, 2019 18:56
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let's go Revs 
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Oct 19, 2019 19:16
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it took me so long to find a stream for this I missed ric flair ffs https://twitter.com/beachbirdsurf/status/1185604976044699648?s=21
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Oct 19, 2019 19:21
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Yeah the lights were going crazy, love some Ric flair
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Oct 19, 2019 19:24
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That was a nice goal, better pass
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Oct 19, 2019 19:36
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come on Revs, yank this game away from them at the last second, I know you can do it
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Oct 19, 2019 19:53
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If you're not watching atl-ne, you're missing five minutes of atl's training staff desperately trying to pop Parkhurst's shoulder back in
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Oct 19, 2019 20:03
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That was rough, looked like they couldn't get it back in
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Oct 19, 2019 20:09
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Edward Mass posted:Feeling pretty good about my Upset Pick rn Edward Nostradamass you ain't.
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Oct 19, 2019 20:25
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*a shakey, withered thumbs up rises out of a grave labeled "FC Dallas"*
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Oct 19, 2019 20:25
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I can'gt believe the mediocrity between Seattle and Dallas in a so called playoff game. It's as bad as it was in '95 when it began. Which means far worse. When the gently caress are they going to upgrade this shitshow?
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Oct 19, 2019 21:09
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RUI!
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Oct 19, 2019 21:11
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Goddamn that was a great shot by Raul
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Oct 19, 2019 21:12
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Oct 19, 2019 21:14
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And Morris looks like the good Morris
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Oct 19, 2019 21:15
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can someone tell Dallas that this is a playoff game
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Oct 19, 2019 21:16
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paddyboat posted:can someone tell Dallas that this is a playoff game This is playoff Dallas though
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Oct 19, 2019 21:17
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paddyboat posted:can someone tell Dallas that this is a playoff game Look in a history book, bud It's a quick read
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Bullshit, totally a handball there
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