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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

iwentdoodie posted:

Kawalimus has been calling for his head since before he was even hired.

https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1181382611366633472?s=19

Well I sort of felt like he was a given

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

kiimo posted:

Someone is going to be so disappointed that they hired Eric Bieniemy he's definitely going to be Reid's first flop in the coaching tree.

How quickly we forget Brad Childress.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

kiimo posted:

Someone is going to be so disappointed that they hired Eric Bieniemy he's definitely going to be Reid's first flop in the coaching tree.

Spags

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I mean he took the Vikings to the NFC championship game he just never should have waived Moss.

Bieniemy doesn't call plays for the Chiefs, he just has Mahomes so people assume he's got this great insight. He's terrible at the podium, he has a temper and clearly does not really command respect. He's a good running back coach but isn't head coach material from what I've seen. Warning signs all around for team that goes after him.

Contrast that with Mike Kafka working with Mahomes every day for like a year and a half and completely fixing a lot of his problems out of college.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



kiimo posted:

he just never should have waived Moss.

More damning then anything Jay Gruden or Dan Quinn has ever done imo.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/ryanmink/status/1181672065721683968

Mark Ingram and Jimmy Smith are white nationalists :smith:

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
in elementary school kids would do that same thing and try to trick each other into looking at the finger circle (but only below the waist). i think it was supposed to mean you were gay or something, if you were tricked into seeing it

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



EPA isn't my favorite stat, but I love a good graph, so:



The slashes basically represent tier quality of how NFL teams have played this season.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Play posted:

in elementary school kids would do that same thing and try to trick each other into looking at the finger circle (but only below the waist). i think it was supposed to mean you were gay or something, if you were tricked into seeing it

It just means you get punched.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Kalli posted:

EPA isn't my favorite stat, but I love a good graph, so:



The slashes basically represent tier quality of how NFL teams have played this season.

Dont let mcmagic see this

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
The original version of that graph doesn't include miami and the jets because it makes the rest too muddled because they are so bad it makes the whole thing zoom out

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Do you have the original picture it will be delicious to send it and then the follow up to a Dolphins fan I know

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

kiimo posted:

Do you have the original picture it will be delicious to send it and then the follow up to a Dolphins fan I know

https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin/status/1181673107007901696?s=19

(Check the footnote)

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

bless you.


Also lol

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The Falcons are kind of amazing. How are they so bad on defense? Washington, the Giants, Cardinals and Bengals all weren't really trying this year, and the Colts are insanely injured, but the Falcons (and Jaguars) both spent an insane amount of money on their defenses, and they're just... bad.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
I hope the 49ers win 5 more Superbowls. And that the only loss they ever had is against the Ravens. Unless they play us again which I hope doesn't happen. I don't like Superbowl rematches for my own team even if we win again it's like been there done that. I could say if the Ravens had played Eli Manning we could have had a chance to beat him in a SB. But if we did then he would have just been 1-1 and without the 2-0 record it wouldn't have been a big deal.

The team I want to beat is the Packers. But I doubt we would win that game.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
without the 2-0 record winning a Superbowl wouldn't have been a big deal

FakerGayfield
Sep 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lol at everyone trying to crown the 49ers because the beat the browns and also richard smollet lying about his handshake

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Kalli posted:

The Falcons are kind of amazing. How are they so bad on defense? Washington, the Giants, Cardinals and Bengals all weren't really trying this year, and the Colts are insanely injured, but the Falcons (and Jaguars) both spent an insane amount of money on their defenses, and they're just... bad.

Falcons are bad on defense you say?



https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/st...hp%3Ft%3D325762

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Kalli posted:

The Falcons are kind of amazing. How are they so bad on defense? Washington, the Giants, Cardinals and Bengals all weren't really trying this year, and the Colts are insanely injured, but the Falcons (and Jaguars) both spent an insane amount of money on their defenses, and they're just... bad.

Dan Quinn is a bad coach and he lucked into one good year of Shanahan running the offense, otherwise he'd already be gone.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




https://gifsound.com/?gif=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgflip.com%2F3cqqfy.gif&v=fb6vhYaG5FQ&s=6

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Lmao

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

Kalli posted:

The Falcons are kind of amazing. How are they so bad on defense? Washington, the Giants, Cardinals and Bengals all weren't really trying this year, and the Colts are insanely injured, but the Falcons (and Jaguars) both spent an insane amount of money on their defenses, and they're just... bad.

Also fired their coordinator staff and dan quinn took over for hte defense sooooooooooooooooooo

soooo


That went well. Man the falcons. 28-3 just destroyed that franchise.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

adaz posted:

Also fired their coordinator staff and dan quinn took over for hte defense sooooooooooooooooooo

soooo


That went well. Man the falcons. 28-3 just destroyed that franchise.

Yes, yes it did. But realistically, who else would bounce back from that kind of defeat, save maybe the Pats?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Have we talked about Kellen Moore going full on Jim Bob Cooter and getting exposed loving hard?

https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news...c-kellen-moore/

quote:

"To hell with blocking and tackling,'' one New Orleans Saints source told CowboysSI.com following last week's 12-10 defeat of Dallas. "We looked at 2008 Boise State film of when Kellen started quarterbacking there. And we stole it all.

"We looked at the film and read his lips. Kellen has, shall we say, very expressive lips.''

A Packers source expressed to CowboysSI.com a similar sentiment following Sunday's 34-24 win at Dallas, saying that Green Bay's scouting department got bleary-eyed watching hot-seated Jason Garrett film of his Princeton playing days mining for similar informational gold.

"We got bleary-eyed, though,'' admits the Packers scout, "because of the grainy nature of the old film. And because of Jason's irrepressible red hair. It was really distracting.''

Saints players in particular are on the record with NFL Network to assert that old game tapes reveal hands signals used by Moore in college that they took at hints for what they might see against the Cowboys now that Moore is the coordinator here.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Justin Houston was mic'd up for the Colts/Chiefs game.

https://twitter.com/Colts/status/1181705861321891842

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Codependent Poster posted:

Justin Houston was mic'd up for the Colts/Chiefs game.

https://twitter.com/Colts/status/1181705861321891842

That 4th down he stopped on his own was so loving good.

Such an amazing moment for him.

Athanatos fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Oct 9, 2019

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I'm uh not gonna watch that

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

What do you guys think of Peyton Manning's "Detail"? I'm learning a lot of little things about the setup players and Peyton is an amusing goof.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Athanatos posted:

That 4th down he stopped on his own was so loving good.

Such an amazing moment for him.

I mean it loving helps when the offense doesn't even account for JUSTIN HOUSTON.

To be fair they probably aren't familiar with him not dropping into coverage randomly at the worst time. Hell the Chiefs gameplan probably rested on beating Houston when he was matched up one on one with Mecole Hardman or whatever.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Codependent Poster posted:

Justin Houston was mic'd up for the Colts/Chiefs game.

https://twitter.com/Colts/status/1181705861321891842

drat hes got a deep voice

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Have we talked about Kellen Moore going full on Jim Bob Cooter and getting exposed loving hard?

https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news...c-kellen-moore/

It was fun while it lasted :suicide:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Tom Sellout posted:

It was fun while it lasted :suicide:

Assuming all of that is true it's cool that the quality control coaches got a nice moment.

Those guys have it rough. We all like football, none of us like football enough to do that job.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Ches Neckbeard posted:

Have we talked about Kellen Moore going full on Jim Bob Cooter and getting exposed loving hard?

https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news...c-kellen-moore/

I just want to say that I'm on record as mocking Kellen Moore multiple times in here for being very obviously underqualified for the job and :lol:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

bows1 posted:

drat hes got a deep voice

he sounds exactly how I imagine every DL sounds

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Have we talked about Kellen Moore going full on Jim Bob Cooter and getting exposed loving hard?

https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news...c-kellen-moore/

Good lord if the Cowboys somehow still bungle their way into winning the division again through a combination of Washington being the biggest tire fire in the league, NY losing Saquon and starting a rookie QB, and the Eagles getting another injury cataclysm with a few soul-crushing dropped passes thrown in, causing Moore and Garrett to get extensions and Dak still getting $32+ million a year :psyberger:

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
https://twitter.com/AndySlater/status/1181580263404576769

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
I dunno if I would watch Dolphins/Redskins for $16 dollars.

They’d have to pay me way more than that :rimshot:

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Have we talked about Kellen Moore going full on Jim Bob Cooter and getting exposed loving hard?

https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news...c-kellen-moore/

The whole article reads like a joke

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