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Mercury is happy with any dish, except the halibut. For some reason, mercury had a massive uproar the last time mercury came here and ordered the halibut, even continuing ranting after asked why the halibut was a bad idea. So no halibut for mercury, okay? Iridium is also fond of the shrimp and scallop spaghetti, in fact, it is the ONLY dish iridium will eat at this place! It must be very good. Rubidium and iron will always order the lightest dishes, then continuously ask if they can sample the other eater's dishes and drinks, respectively. Titanium always shows up half an hour late, and dominants the entire mealtime with a new wacky story on the last time titanium took the metro when he got promoted. Helium always orders last, unable to decide on the BBQ barnburner burger or the parmesan chicken patties. Also, I would like to make a dinner reservation for a group of 6. Carbon-12, carbon-13, carbon-14, carbon-11, and carbon-10. Along with carbon-8. Do you also have a vegan menu? They are very picky eaters but...oh, you do? Thanks. No, YOU have a good day! |
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waiter asked sodium if he was ready to order. he said "Na." |
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Oct 9, 2019 23:46
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earth: i dunno fire: i dunno water: i dunno wind: taco bell |
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canyoneer posted:waiter asked sodium if he was ready to order. he said "Na." |
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canyoneer posted:waiter asked sodium if he was ready to order. he said "Na." Waiter asked potassium if she wanted fresh ground pepper on her salad. She said, "K". Edit: I realised K was better but then got distracted by a shiny object. Funny ol' thing, life. xcheopis fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Oct 10, 2019 |
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hmmm yes this oak is finely aged, dried to the perfect point! i shall consume it as i shall consume all, for i am ever hungering, never satisfied! then the waiter burns his hands and then the whole restaurant then the whole world become a single flame
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Patron: Bring me like a whole friggin barrel of peanuts. Waiter: Sir, I think you need to read the thread title again. |
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Oct 13, 2019 14:24
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a restaurant, the maitre di apologizes saying this is a classical restaurant and they'll have to bring an oxygen atom along if they want service.
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Hydrogen peroxide mixed with sulphuric acid flows into the restaurant and eats up everything organic, like a piranha |
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Oct 14, 2019 00:42
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Going to dinner looking so sharp William Strunk gives me a thumbs up.
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google THIS posted:Patron: Bring me like a whole friggin barrel of peanuts. |
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Oct 17, 2019 16:59
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super sweet best pal posted:Going to dinner looking so sharp William Strunk gives me a thumbs up. |
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google THIS posted:Patron: Bring me like a whole friggin barrel of peanuts.
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