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This banana slug that you sold me, ma'am? It tasted NOTHING like a banana, it wasn't even the same consistency! When I bought a bushel from you I assumed that I could slurp these slugs down to my heart's content as a replacement for bananas. Much to my alarm I found out recently that I'm very allergic to bananas despite my love for them. I thought these slugs would be the answer due to your shop's incredibly misleading labeling! I wanted a nice firm banana but had to slurp down this weird slimy creature and it didn't taste very good at ALL! I'm also working on one heck of a Yelp review. Also you will be hearing from my lawyer!
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Oct 14, 2019 19:13
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- Adbot
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May 17, 2024 19:56
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- FutonForensic
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i lean in close to the manager n whisper "but these things look super crazy when they bang, nice job"
 
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Oct 15, 2019 00:11
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- pixaal
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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Sorry I'm as high as you go without a meeting you can speak with my manager's secretary, she's 3 states over would you like me to call for you?
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