Turning my house into a platformer game

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nut

arrested for trying to morph ball thru airport security

# ? Oct 18, 2019 15:30

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 03:44

Heather Papps: hello friend

okay so a whip is way harder to hit a bat with then i would have expected

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# ? Oct 18, 2019 16:23

Macnult

i�ve gone four rooms left, down the ladder, and two rooms right all day. it�s your turn to let the dog out this time

# ? Oct 18, 2019 16:59

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

I just ate a mushroom in the yard and now I don't feel so good

# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:29

Heather Papps: hello friend

Hugh Malone posted:

I just ate a mushroom in the yard and now I don't feel so good

did it have tiny skulls on it?

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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:31

google THIS

It's getting kind of old, having to go outside and touch the flagpole in my yard every 120 seconds to avoid dying.

# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:53

Jaguars!

No timer at the tope of the screen, just a series of increasingly anguished fart noises as I rush back and forth through the house to get the correct sequence of coloured keycards for the toilet

# ? Oct 18, 2019 20:59

vanisher

My dog avoiding the vacuum all over the house like its that twirly sun guy in mario 3

# ? Oct 18, 2019 22:45

vanisher

Taping a picture of the twirly sun guy to the vacuum and chasing my dog around the house

# ? Oct 18, 2019 22:46

vanisher

Got a magic flute and if I play it loud enough at night the cops come and whisk me off to jail

# ? Oct 18, 2019 22:48

vanisher

My princess is in another castle but its cause I have to share custody

# ? Oct 18, 2019 22:53

Heather Papps: hello friend

vanisher posted:

My princess is in another castle but its cause I have to share custody

i'm sorry mario, your son is in another house, being raised by another man

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# ? Oct 18, 2019 23:24

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

vanisher posted:

Got a magic flute and if I play it loud enough at night the cops come and whisk me off to jail

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Oct 18, 2019 23:59

death sext

Sighing as you free the neighborhood pets from your weird neighbor's capsule

# ? Oct 19, 2019 03:08

Korean Boomhauer

i found a way to traverse the multiverse but first you have to press against a wall in my basement for 12 hours

# ? Oct 19, 2019 07:23

Trying

speedrunning but for IRL is day drinking

# ? Oct 19, 2019 11:08

Heather Papps: hello friend

oh but seriously I posted:

speedrunning but for IRL is day drinking

Check out this wall hack!
*destroys a wall with an axe*

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# ? Oct 19, 2019 11:11

google THIS

In order to open the garage door you have to slam the slightly discolored driveway section as hard as you can with your butt.

# ? Oct 21, 2019 02:26

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

vanisher posted:

Taping a picture of the twirly sun guy to the vacuum and chasing my dog around the house

# ? Oct 22, 2019 07:04

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Making the same five pre-recorded grunting and heavy breathing noises over and over again during sex.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 07:06

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Slamming every button on my controller to try to skip the dialogue with the Mormon missionaries at the door.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 07:12

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The soundtrack music increases in tempo after I recieve a call with bad test results from the doctor.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 07:14

Heather Papps: hello friend

got hit by a school bus on my morning fetch quest but i got home and ate a whole turkey so i'm fine now

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# ? Oct 22, 2019 11:34

Finger Prince

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Slamming every button on my controller to try to skip the dialogue with the Mormon missionaries at the door.

Girlfriend: we need to talk...
G..
We..
Th..
S..
Ar..
In..
So..
S..
Th..
A.
Accept? Y/N

poo poo.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 12:08

Heather Papps: hello friend

moving forward my calendar to skip 9 months of pregnancy

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# ? Oct 22, 2019 12:22

google THIS

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Slamming every button on my controller to try to skip the dialogue with the Mormon missionaries at the door.

Accidentally selecting "No" when they ask if I understand.

:negative:

# ? Oct 22, 2019 13:58

alnilam

Finger Prince posted:

Girlfriend: we need to talk...
G..
We..
Th..
S..
Ar..
In..
So..
S..
Th..
A.
Accept? Y/N

poo poo.

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Oct 22, 2019 15:50

Goons Are Gifts

Finger Prince posted:

Girlfriend: we need to talk...
G..
We..
Th..
S..
Ar..
In..
So..
S..
Th..
A.
Accept? Y/N

poo poo.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 16:32

nut

Finger Prince posted:

Girlfriend: we need to talk...
G..
We..
Th..
S..
Ar..
In..
So..
S..
Th..
A.
Accept? Y/N

poo poo.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 16:51

vanisher

google THIS posted:

Accidentally selecting "No" when they ask if I understand.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:53

vanisher

Got too close to my mom and I accidentally launched a trash bag delivery quest

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:54

google THIS

I keep having to go back to bed and wake up and start the day again because I didn't enter the Konami code correctly within the time limit.

# ? Oct 23, 2019 17:08

vanisher

"I D CLIP!" I shout from my bed as I awaken. Like a multidimensional creature I rip through the fabric of spacetime and gently hover over my toilet, relieving my bowels.

# ? Oct 23, 2019 18:30

Heather Papps: hello friend

okay so the cops do not respect "GODMODE"

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# ? Oct 23, 2019 18:34

vanisher

"Idkf..." I begin to say but I'm tackled by police before I can finish

# ? Oct 23, 2019 18:40

Heather Papps: hello friend

vanisher posted:

"Idkf..." I begin to say but I'm tackled by police before I can finish

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 23, 2019 18:45

nut

doctors w/o borders make mad money by having friggin dweeblords run through my house as fast as possible

# ? Oct 23, 2019 19:59

Trying

must have this thing set to "arcade mode" because i have to keep putting more money in so that i can continue to live here

# ? Oct 23, 2019 20:11

super sweet best pal

Got my house set up like the ice manor from Twilight Princess. It's cold and making soup is a chore.

# ? Oct 23, 2019 23:34

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 03:44

Goons Are Gifts

"It's because I have to break these bricks, you must listen to me!!" I yell while the police is arresting me for having a ton of mushrooms in my house.

# ? Oct 24, 2019 01:09

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