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i turned my house into a platformer but when i left for work i could only keep going in one direction. i'll miss my wife and children, but i have to keep moving right.
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my boss did not appreciate being jumped on so he tore off all my clothes and all i have on now are heart print boxers
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Oct 18, 2019 13:32
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i am having fun but this one hit kill thing is getting kinda stressful cause i don't have any extra lives
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Oct 18, 2019 14:53
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nut posted:*pushes firefighter aside* ahhhh, brimstar
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Oct 18, 2019 15:25
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okay so a whip is way harder to hit a bat with then i would have expected
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Oct 18, 2019 16:23
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Hugh Malone posted:I just ate a mushroom in the yard and now I don't feel so good did it have tiny skulls on it?
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Oct 18, 2019 18:31
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vanisher posted:My princess is in another castle but its cause I have to share custody i'm sorry mario, your son is in another house, being raised by another man
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Oct 18, 2019 23:24
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oh but seriously I posted:speedrunning but for IRL is day drinking Check out this wall hack! *destroys a wall with an axe*
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Oct 19, 2019 11:11
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got hit by a school bus on my morning fetch quest but i got home and ate a whole turkey so i'm fine now
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Oct 22, 2019 11:34
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moving forward my calendar to skip 9 months of pregnancy
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Oct 22, 2019 12:22
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okay so the cops do not respect "GODMODE"
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Oct 23, 2019 18:34
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vanisher posted:"Idkf..." I begin to say but I'm tackled by police before I can finish
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Oct 23, 2019 18:45
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who the gently caress installed these spinning sawblades beside my toilet i've been pissing like a dog outside in fear for a full week now
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