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Everything is on the top shelves so people have to jump to get stuff
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Oct 17, 2019 21:51
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May 14, 2024 21:21
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Those coins on my nightstand were already there before this but I think kinda work with what I'm going for
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Oct 17, 2019 21:56
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Just now realizing I dont really own a lot of chests
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Oct 17, 2019 21:57
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Locked the door to the guest bedroom and threw the key in the pool. Should make a neat water level.
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Oct 17, 2019 23:51
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"Hey, so I heard you're looking for a mushroom guy. I can get my hands on some for you"
Okay I need like three guys to walk in a straight line in my hallway.
"Hold on is this about drugs or something else"
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Oct 18, 2019 00:28
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My girlfriend couldnt beat the spider boss so she called me in to help
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Oct 18, 2019 03:40
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Having to wiggle back and forth at the foot of the stairs for five seconds before I finally start climbing them.
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Oct 18, 2019 03:59
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Letting a goose go loose in my house live on twitch
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Oct 18, 2019 04:01
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House Maker 2 - where you get to make the house, your way!
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Oct 18, 2019 06:25
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My dog avoiding the vacuum all over the house like its that twirly sun guy in mario 3
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Oct 18, 2019 22:45
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Taping a picture of the twirly sun guy to the vacuum and chasing my dog around the house
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Oct 18, 2019 22:46
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Got a magic flute and if I play it loud enough at night the cops come and whisk me off to jail
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Oct 18, 2019 22:48
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My princess is in another castle but its cause I have to share custody
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Oct 18, 2019 22:53
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Got too close to my mom and I accidentally launched a trash bag delivery quest
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Oct 22, 2019 17:54
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"I D CLIP!" I shout from my bed as I awaken. Like a multidimensional creature I rip through the fabric of spacetime and gently hover over my toilet, relieving my bowels.
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Oct 23, 2019 18:30
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May 14, 2024 21:21
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"Idkf..." I begin to say but I'm tackled by police before I can finish
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