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After days of digging I've concluded that it is impractical if not outright impossible to make an actual bottomless pit so I'm settling for lava. Anyone know where I can get some really, and I mean REALLY strong in-floor heating cable?

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I got tired of all the doors in my house not opening when I shot them with my handgun, so I finally acquired the missile launcher and it turns out they're all missile doors. No good powerups behind them though, just a bunch of broken and burnt poo poo covered in wood splinters.

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Having to wiggle back and forth at the foot of the stairs for five seconds before I finally start climbing them.

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It's getting kind of old, having to go outside and touch the flagpole in my yard every 120 seconds to avoid dying.

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In order to open the garage door you have to slam the slightly discolored driveway section as hard as you can with your butt.

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

Slamming every button on my controller to try to skip the dialogue with the Mormon missionaries at the door.

Accidentally selecting "No" when they ask if I understand.

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I keep having to go back to bed and wake up and start the day again because I didn't enter the Konami code correctly within the time limit.

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I can beat the giant walker robot on my roof without breaking a sweat, and I can easily rappel down the electrified hole to my car in my garage, but when I try to navigate the series of alternating walls running down the driveway I crash. Every. Single. Time.

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