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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
leave it in the rack? If not why not?

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DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
lol i don't actually touch the servers, that's for some computer janitor to do, all i do is post on forums and pretend to program

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

I haven't thought about it, op

Janitor Prime
Jan 22, 2004

PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean

Fun Shoe
I cum in the power supply

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

i get a priest

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Janitor Prime posted:

I cum in the power supply

what a shocking answer

Spectracide
May 27, 2004
IT'S ARGH, BABY!
I throw a bottle of champagne at them

pram
Jun 10, 2001

SO DEMANDING posted:

i get a priest


skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

SO DEMANDING posted:

i get a priest



this is very epic



thank u

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
Also I wanted to say that I've had really poor mental health this year and I'm coming out of it with a royal flush of diagnoses. I'm on a new medication that helps a lot. I have to change the way I look at life and work entirely. I'm also doing CBT (both kinds) which is very helpful.

Mental health is an important thing to take care of. Depression isn't just laziness. If you're unhappy and not sure why, make sure you have a therapist you can see.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I only do serverless computing these days, op. No servers involved at all.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

unless your servers are over 18 years old they are unable to consent to your perversions. you are a disgusting pariah

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Silver Alicorn posted:

Also I wanted to say that I've had really poor mental health this year and I'm coming out of it with a royal flush of diagnoses. I'm on a new medication that helps a lot. I have to change the way I look at life and work entirely. I'm also doing CBT (both kinds) which is very helpful.

Mental health is an important thing to take care of. Depression isn't just laziness. If you're unhappy and not sure why, make sure you have a therapist you can see.

what if i know why, it’s because the world sucks

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

fart simpson posted:

what if i know why, it’s because the world sucks

jokes aside you have to engineer your own slice of the world that doesn’t suck

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

thats what alcohol is for

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
the cage aint the only thing that gets deeze nuts

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

I dont but I think I will be moving forward. thanks for the tip

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
lol if you are touching servers on a rack

pram
Jun 10, 2001

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

lol if you are touching servers on a rack

yeah srsly lol

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

lol if you are touching servers on a rack

funny computer

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

lol if you are touching servers on a rack

i'd rather touch this server with the rack!! hawhawha-uaghclk *chokes on hooters wing*

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

SO DEMANDING posted:

i'd rather touch this server with the rack!! hawhawha-uaghclk *chokes on hooters wing*

lomarf

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

all the servers i've deployed lately have been virtual. should i blow a kiss and hope it finds them..?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
yes

Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer
i do not install the servers, i just bring the fiber in from the street. sometimes i find needles in manholes

i try to avoid kissing things at work

i probably have given a caring, gentle pat to a storage coil or two tho

animist
Aug 28, 2018
i tried once but turns out the guards at the AWS Doom Fortress are quite heavily armed and don't take kindly to that sort of thing

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

all the servers i've deployed lately have been virtual. should i blow a kiss and hope it finds them..?

I'm in favor of this

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

all the servers i've deployed lately have been virtual. should i blow a kiss and hope it finds them..?

cybersex

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I use the cloud op. you can’t kiss clouds

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
Your not trying hard enough

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



my little home servers sit nestled on top of my tower and they have their own little switch so they can be buds but i do not show signs of affection besides patting them like little dogs when they run well

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I want a little mini pc so I can kiss it on the chassis when I slot it into my entertainment center and install plex on it

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

Agile Vector posted:

my little home servers sit nestled on top of my tower and they have their own little switch so they can be buds but i do not show signs of affection besides patting them like little dogs when they run well

you really should socialize your servers with other servers

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Management posted:

I use the cloud op. you can’t kiss clouds

listen to purple haze and then come back when you’ve learned something

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james

Janitor Prime posted:

I cum in the power supply

excellent username + post

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

look op, this thread had potential but didn't really achieve greatness. I'm going to, therefore, have to vote it a 1. sorry

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

I'm going to re rack a server today and not kiss it

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