Christmas Costumes

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Escape From Noise

It's nearly Halloween, which means one thing: It's time to start thinking about Christmas. I'm not really sure what costume I should wear this year though. I've just hit a kind of creative dead end. I was thinking that maybe I'd go as a dedicated son but I'm not sure I'll be able to make it back to the US for the Holidays so I think that might be kind of a waste. I could go with something appropriate for Japan and maybe go as Colonel Sanders I guess but I'm more of a Popeye's guy. Maybe I could go as a hot Christmas date? Might manage to get a few ladies with that. We'll see though. At least I have time before the big Christmas Crunch.

What have my postin' pals come up with? Any cool new ideas? Are they top secret?

# ? Oct 20, 2019 15:36

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# ? May 10, 2024 02:36

Heather Papps: hello friend

i think this christmas i will try and dress up as a normal human in order to please my grandmothers who are both very old.
that does remind me i gotta find my good christmas sweater. it's dry clean only so i rarely wear it.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 20, 2019 17:30

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

this year im dressing up as an anatomically correct sexy reindeer

# ? Oct 20, 2019 17:51

Escape From Noise

Luvcow posted:

this year im dressing up as an anatomically correct sexy reindeer

I like where this is going...

# ? Oct 20, 2019 18:25

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Sexy Corn Pudding Nobody Likes But Everyone Has To Eat Because Gramma Made It And Everyone Is Too Polite To Refuse

# ? Oct 20, 2019 22:19

alnilam

Sexy tree

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# ? Oct 20, 2019 22:24

alnilam

alnilam posted:

Sexy tree

realistically sticky

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# ? Oct 20, 2019 22:25

Heather Papps: hello friend

alnilam posted:

Sexy tree

gonna dress up like a sexy cat and bat at yer decorations before leaping into your arms

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 20, 2019 22:46

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Sexy Stocking Full of Last Minute Dollar Store Gifts For the Cousin You Forgot Was Coming to Grandma's House

# ? Oct 20, 2019 22:50

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Gravy-Covered Uncle Right After He Uses That One Slur And You Get Fed Up With That Bullshit

# ? Oct 20, 2019 23:02

Heather Papps: hello friend

grandma opening a present for "mom" and thinking it's hers but it's actually for your mom and your dad tells her instead of just letting her have the dang necklace

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 20, 2019 23:12

Chasterson: by Nyc_Tattoo

I can never think of a good costume in time because I'm always so busy Halloween Caroling with the coven

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# ? Oct 21, 2019 01:10

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

alnilam posted:

Sexy tree

oh. my. god. becky... that byob mod is dressed like a sexy tree! :love:

# ? Oct 21, 2019 01:21

google THIS

Sexy shelf (it's part of a couple's costume) :smug:

# ? Oct 21, 2019 02:11

Macnult

going downtown to obtain blueprints. a stack of concept sketches in hand to let them know i�m not plotting a heist and hopefully getting a few pointers on how to really pull off my sexy mall costume this year

# ? Oct 21, 2019 03:04

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

This year I'm dressing up as Uncomfortable Office Christmas Party Karaoke and no one can top my seventy different versions of YMCA

# ? Oct 21, 2019 03:21

Escape From Noise

A respectfully sexy Salvation Army collector.

# ? Oct 21, 2019 03:31

nut

i'm dressing up as jeff dunham and i'll have a christmas tree puppet w my hand up in ther in it and i'll insist on walking up to people who look diff at me and saying merry xmas and if that makes u uncomfortable then its a free wurld

# ? Oct 21, 2019 03:49

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

i'm dressing up as jeff dunham and i'll have a christmas tree puppet w my hand up in ther in it and i'll insist on walking up to people who look diff at me and saying merry xmas and if that makes u uncomfortable then its a free wurld

I reply with "Happy HOWWWWWWLIDAYS! WOLFCREW! WOLFCREW! WOLFCREW!"

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Oct 21, 2019

# ? Oct 21, 2019 04:25

death sext

it's me. The holiday ham

# ? Oct 21, 2019 06:30

Escape From Noise

death sext posted:

it's me. The holiday ham

*Waggles eyebrows*

# ? Oct 21, 2019 06:42

Finger Prince

Shaved Santa

# ? Oct 21, 2019 09:25

Trying

that perished sea food smell? oh, the S.O. is wearing "santa with mussels"

# ? Oct 21, 2019 09:30

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

My grandma used to make this jello... thing. Round with a hole in the middle, 3 layers, green white and red. Thats a jello mold, yeah? I always thought it should be green white and orange cuz we're a huge irish family, but its whatevs at this point.

Anyways, that first christmas after grandma dies, my cousins are all requesting this jello fiasco creation, so my mom makes it for them, from grandmas recipe. Except they all tell her that she got the layers in the wrong order. Easter rolls around and my mom makes it again, but corrects the order she layers the colors, and sure enough, now they tell her its wrong and its sposed to be the other way. (White is the constant middle in this architectural endeavor, so theres only two ways this can go.)

So i guess for my christmas costume this year i'll be going as both versions at once to make sure everyone is unhappy.

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