how do u spell the sound of someone spitting?

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > how do u spell the sound of someone spitting?

«‹›2 »

nut

huck tooey?

# ? Oct 20, 2019 20:26

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 29, 2024 21:52

alnilam

I do patooey but i like yourn too

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Oct 20, 2019 22:21

Heather Papps: hello friend

i'm not sure but "ting" is the sound the spitoon makes when you hit it just right

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 20, 2019 22:57

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

nut posted:

huck tooey?

I go with ptooey, but that's just the spitting part, you seem to have included the preceding expectorating in your sound effect, which is probably spelled like something from Lovecraft. Pchftch?

In Welsh you could just spell it with any even number of L's.

# ? Oct 20, 2019 23:37

Goons Are Gifts

Irish, Welsh or maybe Finnish might be more suited for this question, same goes for the sound of you swallowing a cold beverage.

# ? Oct 20, 2019 23:56

Patware

hhhrrraaaaAAACCHHHHHKKKKTTTTTT foop "nice"

# ? Oct 21, 2019 01:40

nut

i am asking because i'm writing a novel where, in words, i will describe someone spitting. they will spit a lot

# ? Oct 21, 2019 03:41

nut

no my moms not in th embook

# ? Oct 21, 2019 03:45

Escape From Noise

I'd say patooey as well.

# ? Oct 21, 2019 05:54

Patware

nut posted:

no my moms not in th embook

unsubscribed

# ? Oct 21, 2019 06:02

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

pthhk

# ? Oct 21, 2019 06:17

death sext

all of this spitting is gross. I nominate badass spitting; the spit of a cobra:

hiss-chaw

# ? Oct 21, 2019 08:50

Goons Are Gifts

I think the sound is very similarly written to the sound of yoshi licking up a red Koopa in super Mario world on the SNES.

# ? Oct 21, 2019 11:32

Escape From Noise

death sext posted:

all of this spitting is gross. I nominate badass spitting; the spit of a cobra:

hiss-chaw

Didn't realize you were a cobra. Respect.

# ? Oct 21, 2019 11:39

nut

Goons Are Ghouls posted:

I think the sound is very similarly written to the sound of yoshi licking up a red Koopa in super Mario world on the SNES.

pertinent because yoshi is in the novel

# ? Oct 21, 2019 12:06

google THIS

I believe "*spits*" is what you're looking for.

# ? Oct 21, 2019 12:35

nut

google THIS posted:

I believe "*spits*" is what you're looking for.

i don't like the creative freedom this will give ben stein when he reads for the audiobook

# ? Oct 21, 2019 13:17

Goons Are Gifts

You need to go to the east here, start with a ч and go over ля and end with a носок sound, so basically чляносок but with Слово into Звук going for Все of mоя задница действительно могла бы поднять немного.

# ? Oct 21, 2019 14:16

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

*hrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk*
*haaaaaaaaaaaaaaak*
*erum erum* *uck* *uck*

*raises a finger*

*paaaaaaaaaaaaa*
*plat*

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Oct 21, 2019 14:36

treasure bear

kwwwhhk

# ? Oct 21, 2019 15:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

pixaal posted:

*erum erum* *uck* *uck*

GET DOWN WITH THE SPITNESS UCK UCK

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 21, 2019 16:18

nut

what about if u spit like by doing a raspberry

# ? Oct 21, 2019 17:25

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

ppppppppppppppprrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Oct 21, 2019 17:27

death sext

sitting here thppppbbting over and over to capture the raspberry in writing

# ? Oct 21, 2019 17:31

nut

what if I told you...

puh

# ? Oct 21, 2019 17:34

death sext

take cover, it's plosive!

# ? Oct 21, 2019 17:41

Heather Papps: hello friend

death sext posted:

sitting here thppppbbting over and over to capture the raspberry in writing

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 21, 2019 17:58

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

thhhhooh-weh

:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile :h:
:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Oct 22, 2019 02:00

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

why yes i sounded out the sound i make when i spit about 2 dozen times time make that post

:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile :h:
:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Oct 22, 2019 02:01

Finger Prince

Hawk ptui

# ? Oct 22, 2019 02:01

nut

Finger Prince posted:

Hawk ptui

this is powerful

# ? Oct 22, 2019 02:29

super sweet best pal

I'm a simple man and I spell my spits with a simple "ptoo!".

# ? Oct 22, 2019 09:03

google THIS

pr-r-r-r-rt for when you're going for that perfect slimy streamer that you could still suck back up if you wanted to

# ? Oct 22, 2019 14:02

nut

how do you spell it when a big strong person does an imitation sprinkler asking for the romantic interest in the novel

# ? Oct 22, 2019 14:51

Escape From Noise

Wild Turkey stuffed with sweet vermouth and bitters

# ? Oct 22, 2019 15:00

Heather Papps: hello friend

nut posted:

how do you spell it when a big strong person does an imitation sprinkler asking for the romantic interest in the novel

TISHTISHTISHTISHTISHTISHTIIIIIIIIIIIISHTISHTISHTISHTISHTISHTISHTISHTIIIIIIIIIIISH

works especially well if there is someone named patricia in the book

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 22, 2019 16:04