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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/3NYXIUf.mp4

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I love him. I hope he lives forever

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Jesus Christ do some of you still not understand that most of these kinds of posts are performative stupidity? The Twitter platform has fundamentally changed and regular-rear end users are monetarily incentivized to drive engagement in any way possible. This moran probably knows how pemdas works and is just baiting to get those elonbucks. Can we PLEASE stop wasting all our brain cells on laughing at the monkey in the cage who is being paid to voluntarily dance in the cage.

Pemdeeznuts

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

madmatt112 posted:

Jesus Christ do some of you still not understand that most of these kinds of posts are performative stupidity? The Twitter platform has fundamentally changed and regular-rear end users are monetarily incentivized to drive engagement in any way possible. This moran probably knows how pemdas works and is just baiting to get those elonbucks. Can we PLEASE stop wasting all our brain cells on laughing at the monkey in the cage who is being paid to voluntarily dance in the cage.

Pemdeeznuts

IMC is genuinely that stupid though and always has been, regardless of what drives engagement

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

madmatt112 posted:

Jesus Christ do some of you still not understand that most of these kinds of posts are performative stupidity? The Twitter platform has fundamentally changed and regular-rear end users are monetarily incentivized to drive engagement in any way possible. This moran probably knows how pemdas works and is just baiting to get those elonbucks. Can we PLEASE stop wasting all our brain cells on laughing at the monkey in the cage who is being paid to voluntarily dance in the cage.

Pemdeeznuts

lol

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Jorban Peenerson: I poo poo my pants on purpose to drive engagement. Up yours Elmo!

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Guavanaut posted:

Jorban Peenerson: I poo poo my pants on purpose to drive engagement. Up yours Elmo!

https://twitter.com/trihex/status/1560107900340772865?t=Qb0dJLFH84yEopPxeMDEtA&s=19

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Scratch Monkey posted:

White boomers are utterly unfamiliar with the concept of consequences

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I thought this was going to be the "chinese jack off torture" jorp tweet

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://x.com/ladydreamspeed/status/1777341125054943266?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I don't see either of those other things lol

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
NYT headline vs article text


zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/KennethRWebster/status/1777445871354777915

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://x.com/brandyljensen/status/1777782613182197963?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Fellas is is woke to pour a pint properly?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

Fellas is is woke to pour a pint properly?


Sheäs not a barmaid, just some punter who got to try drawing a pint.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://x.com/armanddoma/status/1777919180186300682?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg

lol

ESDK
Oct 10, 2007


The more things change...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gczkM8cL2hs&t=98s

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Very_Secret_Service

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy


yes it's real but kind of a lovely story https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/68422640/united-states-v-dog/

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012


Is this the sequel to Commonwealth of Australia v. Emu?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

https://i.imgur.com/LAQVNPl.mp4

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Athos, Porthos, and Aramis hazing the new guy

https://twitter.com/EdmundGriffiths/status/1778122890375840046

zoux fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Apr 12, 2024

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Relatable

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

D'Artanyan~

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Don't call me Dick Dorkins

Call me lovely D'Artagnan

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Fartanyan

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
The NY Post needs to just fire everybody that works there except for the person who does all the puns and wordplay for the covers.

I really appreciate all the effort they took to put in so many extra small details below the headline.

(Might need to open in a new tab to see the smaller text)




"There are like a million TikToks on this" is my favorite cursed phrase that would have been gibberish a decade ago.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
man, if we spent half our gdp on defense, quick napkin math tells me that's 150,000 new f35 a year. after a couple decades we could have a significant portion of the population commute in vtol jets

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
The whole exchange is pretty cursed. Just type that into google and get a source.

Which of course will not support that nonsense, if 50% of US GDP was spent on the military, we wouldn't be putting up with russia's bullshit rightn now.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Even if we spent 50% of the federal budget on the military, which is probably what that person meant to say, that would be a vast increase from what we do in reality

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
only way we're ever gonna get universal healthcare is if defense spending goes up to 50% and we all get drafted

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Mauser posted:

only way we're ever gonna get universal healthcare is if defense spending goes up to 50% and we all get drafted
sounds like somebody hasn’t heard of this thing called TRICARE

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
why are there corporations administering it :negative:

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Mauser posted:

why are there corporations administering it :negative:

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

haveblue posted:

Even if we spent 50% of the federal budget on the military, which is probably what that person meant to say, that would be a vast increase from what we do in reality

If we combine it with the other common (?) misconception that the US spends like 25% of its federal budget on foreign aid, that makes for an interesting pie chart of the budget as a whole

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

for everyone that looked up the actual amounts and calculated the proportion, another person slammed the slider that said obummer sent 99% of your taxes to pyongyang, so it all evens out. it's why democracy is important to make sure all voices are heard and that people are able to compromise on important issues like this

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

mobby_6kl posted:

The whole exchange is pretty cursed. Just type that into google and get a source.

Which of course will not support that nonsense, if 50% of US GDP was spent on the military, we wouldn't be putting up with russia's bullshit rightn now.

https://twitter.com/Jimmiwanderer/status/1778170789608485283

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


please delete this, it exposes my position

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