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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Mitt Romney, future University President, did not kill his dog, he scared it.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Megillah Gorilla posted:

When Trump mocked a disabled reporter with Parkinsons a congenital joint condition in his arms and no one cared was the moment :decorum: in US politics died.

Also, didn't some other politician kill their dog by tying it behind their car and dragging it to its death, National Lampoons style?


e: fixed

Clark W Griswold did not run for poltical office because he is fictional and that disqualifies him from the ballot in some states

Riven
Apr 22, 2002
Yeah Romney put his dog in a carrier that he strapped to the top of his car and the dog poo poo itself in fear repeatedly for miles with poop streaming down the side of their car, but felt bad about the obvious mistake and the dog was alive at the end,

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





zoux posted:

I don’t think not shooting puppies falls under the realm of political decorum

Even dogslaughterer catturd2 is appalled
https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1784007783693557947

As goes catturd goes the Republican party, I'm afraid.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

As you know I'm a tough, rootin tootin cowboy man.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Like a dawg

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Cowgirl who keeps getting fired for murdering the more difficult cattle

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Milo and POTUS posted:

Cowgirl who keeps getting fired for murdering the more difficult cattle

I think that's a reverse cowgirl

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Mauser posted:

I think that's a reverse cowgirl

Thanks, I just googled this at work and got fired

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Mauser posted:

I think that's a reverse cowgirl

Haha

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Riven posted:

Yeah Romney put his dog in a carrier that he strapped to the top of his car and the dog poo poo itself in fear repeatedly for miles with poop streaming down the side of their car, but felt bad about the obvious mistake and the dog was alive at the end,

That's who I was thinking of, thanks.

When even a ghoul like Romney is a better, more decent human being than you, know you there's something wrong with you.

MeinPanzer
Dec 20, 2004
anyone who reads Cinema Discusso for anything more than slackjawed trolling will see the shittiness in my posts
As much as this story has elicited the ire of many, people killing a dog or other pet because it’s frustrating them and they can’t be bothered to train it properly is depressingly common in rural areas. My uncle shot and killed a horse out of annoyance at its defiance and my wife’s uncle did the same with a trained herding dog that he got angry at for escaping its kennel.

Turns out when people treat animals like commodities they discard them like accordingly.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Megillah Gorilla posted:

That's who I was thinking of, thanks.

When even a ghoul like Romney is a better, more decent human being than you, know you there's something wrong with you.

Mitt Romney tortured gay students during his university studies

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

steinrokkan posted:

Mitt Romney tortured gay students during his university studies

That would be a positive to republicans, you know that.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Wistful of Dollars posted:

That would be a positive to republicans, you know that.

I was responding to the "decent person" bit

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

steinrokkan posted:

Mitt Romney tortured gay students during his university studies

And protested for the continuation of the draft after having secured a religious deferment.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

steinrokkan posted:

I was responding to the "decent person" bit

Noemi worked hard to make Romney comparatively decent. She doesn't deserve your attempts to undermine that effort.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

steinrokkan posted:

Mitt Romney tortured gay students during his university studies
Six inches is hardly torture

vorebane
Feb 2, 2009

"I like Ur and Kavodel and Enki being nice to people for some reason."

Wrong Voter amongst wrong voters
https://www.newyorker.com/news/amy-davidson/mitt-romney-bully

It was pretty bad, from my understanding

StumblyWumbly
Sep 12, 2007

Batmanticore!
Romney tried to resurrect Jim Crow laws to prevent marriage equality after the Massachusetts supreme court said we had to allow gay marriage. Dude is an absolute MBA brain piece of poo poo.
The only good thing to say about him is he's also ineffective.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1785287886687858930

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.




I never seen him look so disappointed, even including his mugshot.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Ecce Melania

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006
https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1784661993980416066/photo/1

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.




This is unfortunately a parody account and not real I just found out.

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006
Dammit

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

No, it's real.

StumblyWumbly
Sep 12, 2007

Batmanticore!
My uncle works at the RNC and he says this guy is totally legit. Trump constantly makes that face when he's not on camera.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

StumblyWumbly posted:

My uncle works at the RNC and he says this guy is totally legit. Trump constantly makes that face when he's not on camera.

He actually has a team of puppeteers, who follow him around with strings and puppeteer his face into other expressions if required.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Gary Pedersen is a genius shitposter. Toiling away in the posting mines day in, day out. And for what? For you to say he's not real? I spit on your bloodline.

IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012

SeANMcBAY posted:

This is unfortunately a parody account and not real I just found out.

The paintings and photos are still funny as hell.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

A rare Peterson where he had to turn the subjects less weird to make the Photoshop look believable

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

IT BURNS posted:

The paintings and photos are still funny as hell.

they’re wrong he’s actually very real

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006
Don't Crack Ping me, I don't wanna be Crack Ping'd

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

Jerry "these people don't know the movie business is over, it's dead" Seinfeld taking a big frosted dump on both the corpse and the mourners who are apparently so dense they don't even know they're at a funeral - i.e. the professionals who just helped him finish his directorial debut

Stay classy Jerry

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

jeebus bob posted:

Stay classy Jerry

As classy as a child sex predator can be.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

What the gently caress does any of this mean?!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
That we have failed as a society

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Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

steinrokkan posted:

That we have failed as a society

You know when Japan got nuked we got anime. Maybe we should try that on Hollywood?

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