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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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EDIT: gently caress wrong picture

Screaming Idiot fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Oct 22, 2019

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Christ, if Mayo Pete and his cronies become any more incompetent he'll win the election.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Brian is a comrade.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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what the hell :stonk:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Finally, a bit of bright news.

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Nov 26, 2007

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Milo and POTUS posted:

One would figure the conservatives would love it if Washington burned

Only if we didn't have a white supremacist as president.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Practical of them to stack kindling so neatly.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Dude, shut the gently caress up about Bernie. He's a tired, cold, useless old man forced to watch a rapist who voted against desegregation and a cop who got power by literally enslaving innocent people of color take hold of the presidency and knowing he helped them to do it because he believed the alternative was worse.

Don't try to pretend he's oppressing women or whatever lib nonsense you're stuck on.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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We understand, you're just an rear end in a top hat.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Take the L and shut the gently caress up, my dude.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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I'm begging you, think of your dear mother thumbing through the thread and sobbing for her child's suffering.

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Nov 26, 2007

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Lemniscate Blue posted:

I'm picturing your avatar saying this and it's a light in the darkness.

I know it worked for me. Keeping up the fight would be a chancey proposition.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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SeANMcBAY posted:

Replace the labels on Lucy and the football with anything and it still works.

The Democrats aren't the well-meaning but easily tricked and abused victim, they're the ones holding the football. "Both" parties are just putting on a show while they work together to give more favors to their wealthy owners.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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It looks like a Gundam's breastplate.

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Nov 26, 2007

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God, I think folks vandalizing their own cars with insane conspiracies is my favorite genre of Right Wing propaganda.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Did he bother to get consent this time?

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GABA ghoul posted:

Very pessimistic of you to assume that these people will ever procreate

Hold on, let's give them the benefit of the doubt, one of them might get an underage girl pregnant with the aid of alcohol and/or other drugs in Texas and get custody of the resulting child, because evil has triumphed and hope is a cruel lie.

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Nov 26, 2007

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droll posted:

poo poo I didn't realize Elons dad was the richest man in the planet first, and he just inherited it. My bad.

He was posting a picture of you

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Nov 26, 2007

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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:

Ok, gently caress monuments to the confederacy, but about the one place I can see putting up a stone for them is where they're buried.

I agree, it's important to mark the unisex open-air bathrooms so people know where to find them.

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Nov 26, 2007

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SeANMcBAY posted:

I find it hard to believe he supports it when he grabbed a rifle and murdered people in that movement and got the gently caress away with it

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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zoux posted:

That's the beauty of it, he's not convincing anyone that hates him and only pissing off his supporters. It's great!

haha gently caress yeah, it's super great the murderous racist who got off scot-free is getting mild criticism for giving the festeringly centrist liberal media red meat in order to further his rehabilitation narrative

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Nov 26, 2007

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Fox is on its way out, bending the knee to the libs offers a safer investment

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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TRANSFORMERS: NO MORE GALS AND GUYS

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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He paid them.

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Scratch Monkey posted:

try the chudonnay

Mmm, I detect subtle hints of boot leather, well-done steak, and milk. A deep sniff rebeals a fine bouquet, quite spicy, subtly reminiscent of pepper spray. A fine vintage!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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George Takei is the living image of the out of touch wealthy liberal, so nah, gently caress him.

smug jeebus posted:

Nah gently caress him and gently caress you

:yeah:

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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No, sorry, dude's got a point. He's gay, Asian, and was seriously mistreated by the government, so it's totally cool for him to support that same government going out of its way to let companies use an international incident to further gouge folks who already can't afford basic necessities like food knowing full well he, himself, will not be affected in the least because he gets money every time someone so much as writes a word Star Trek fanfiction and can live in total and complete luxury fully insulated from the harm he is advocating.

Actually, wait, no, gently caress George Takei, as well as everybody else who's telling common folks to "suck it up, WE GOT RUSSKIES STARTIN' poo poo".

Ever notice these liberal jackoffs never tell companies to do the same?

Screaming Idiot fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Mar 6, 2022

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Jaxyon posted:

Actually no I said it was a bad post but don't let that stop you

And then you tried to defend him for reasons wholly unrelated to why we were dunking on him, so please feel free to lick every wrinkle of my puckered rear end in a top hat, you utter loving moron.

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Why not say "Hey companies, how about accepting short-term losses so those who already suffer aren't hurt even more? You're already making billions in profits, so how about showing compassion instead of using this as an excuse to gouge even harder?" instead of a nicer version of "SUCK IT UP, POORS, WE GOT TO SHOW A BAD GUY WHO'S BOSS"?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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I'm mad at him, folks like him, and folks who defend folks like him who should loving know better. And you're mad you're getting dunked on for your dumbass defense, so instead of taking the L and dropping it so it can be forgotten, you're dragging this on out of some misplaced sense of pride.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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I keep dunking on you because it's obvious you have compassion for the disenfranchised -- or at least comprehend it enough to use it to defend someone you like, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt -- but lacked the understanding as to why that was a bad post until it was pointed out, and instead of bowing out you had to stammer out "b-b-but others made bad posts too!" to slip out instead of actually posting examples yourself, as suggested by one of the others.

In summation, you need to examine the material circumstances and how they affect the population as a whole. Instead of asking people who already bear the entirety of the burden to carry more, one should instead ask those who are trying to shift further weight to others to actually carry their share for once. Also, gently caress you, I guess.

https://twitter.com/Syliddar/status/1499824307651940352?s=20&t=Dt4DglhOeDDDaTuY_QmGog

The best response to Mr. Kelsey.

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Nov 26, 2007

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Jaxyon posted:

I knew Takei's post was bad before I even replied. My stance was that there's better targets for people's ire.

You've had to change events and have me "stammer" in order to make continue ire more justified.

There's better folks to target? Then loving post some. And nah, that was a goddamn stammer, because instead of saying, "Yeah, I guess his personal circumstances -- regardless of how awful they were -- don't justify such a bad take as they continue to support the conditions that led to his own past suffering, but at least he wasn't as bad as [worse post]" you just sorta continued to insist there's worse people.

If I poo poo on your couch, I wouldn't get out of it by saying, "But someone out there is getting stabbed!", would I? That one's an honest question, I would very much like to poo poo on your couch.

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Nov 26, 2007

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Alrighty, I've more than said my piece and, as a bonus, I have tacit permission to poo poo on his couch.

Nonsense posted:

The harsh reality is that there are shortages of everything these days.

Technically there are no shortages, but there is certainly of surplus of assholes hoarding resources.

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Nov 26, 2007

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https://twitter.com/dril/status/247222360309121024?s=20&t=VcgaMUkmhiRZJqxoO58oCg

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Nov 26, 2007

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mds2 posted:

I woke up to this good news. He literally accepted a bag full of cash from a Nigerian billionaire.

He answered the email!

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Nov 26, 2007

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Leon Sumbitches posted:

This is close to home -- I was in the Buddhist organization he belonged to and recognize the chant he posted as his final Facebook words.

My friend in DC said it didn't even make the news due to a sniper attack.

The sad part is that the inhunan bastards he was protesting will take joy in his passing.

"Our jobs would be so much easier if ALL our critics self-immolated."

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Nov 26, 2007

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gently caress it I support Putin now

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Nov 26, 2007

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Rappaport posted:

Perhaps a bit more apropos would be



"Oh, getting hit with a cane again. Tuesdays, am I right?"

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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BiggerBoat posted:

Jesus Christ

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Nov 26, 2007

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The system works!

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