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cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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Cocaine Mitch and his China family

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cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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Sorry Cuomo, Zelensky is my new dad.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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jeebus bob posted:

"I never thought they would lie to me", says man supporting the "we lie about everything all the time" party.
How is this kid going to make it as a right-wing grifter after this?

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/wokal_distance/status/1581472005668605953

I think video games are a lot better now but I guess we can return to the 90's - the decade with bar none the worst aesthetics of the past 100 years. Wait I don't think he means video games and pokemon I think he means no black superheroes
I really hope millenials don't get the same weird obsession with the pop culture of their childhood like gen x did.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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Counterpoint: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ready_Player_One

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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quote:

Who is to say if we were both there in the same place and time, that we wouldn't have done the same thing.
lmao

Amazing how their lizard brains really understand fascism deep down, but just draw insane conclusions from it.

cat botherer fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Oct 20, 2022

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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haveblue posted:

That's sort of what happened to Kanye (his downward spiral began when his mother died in 2007)
From butt implants he convinced her to get.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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quote:

In a statement issued to Newsweek magazine, KFC Germany blamed the message on a bot.

The fast food chain said the "automated push notification" was "linked to calendars that include national observances".

It added that it "sincerely" apologised for the "unplanned, insensitive and unacceptable message" and said app communications had been suspended while an examination of them takes place.
Oh yeah that's the stuff

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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zoux posted:

One of those "this has to be satire" days I guess
But I thought Netanyahu liked nazis?

https://www.timesofisrael.com/netanyahu-meets-with-head-of-ukrainian-party-that-includes-neo-nazis/

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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MeinPanzer posted:

The really sad part about that interview, and right wing Jewish politics in general today, is that it’s basically the end result of a persecuted people progressively internalizing the logic of their oppressors. Rather than embracing the vibrant progressive tradition that existed in Ashkenazi Judaism pre-WWII, for instance, they embraced the most toxic variety of ethnic nationalism that was used as a weapon against them. The lesson of the Holocaust wasn’t that societies need to be tolerant and actively fight against racism; it’s that that the Jews needed their own ethnically pure, oppressive, nationalistic state. Basically right wing Jews have come to think like Nazis.

It’s just amazing that with so much discussion and debate around politics and Israel this is so seldom openly acknowledged.
Wow this post is pretty antisemitic, do better please.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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Those documents were probably put there intentionally, but just by some edgelord working on the shoot.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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zoux posted:



Thank you dom 🙏🙏🙏
Gonna drop out of a helicopter riding a snowmobile into the prison yard to rescue her if this doesn't happen.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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quote:

divisive social media personality


We have the worst loving media.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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BiggerBoat posted:

whaaaazzzzzzuuuuuup?
That was 25 years ago.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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Truly, time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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ted cruz ahegao body pillow

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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Nonsense posted:

God drat Joe Biden is such a useless loving person.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1629285114680074247?s=20
As a person with ADHD, gently caress you Biden. It's hard enough getting the meds I need, and it has gotten so much worse over the last year.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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exclude the cop, homophobe, the Jewish 60 year-old because I just don't like his kind (uni admins), and unfortunately the novelist.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/darreldrowland/status/1636819185501126656

Alright dude who named this animal, stop being extra
That's dook

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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Murgos posted:

Just assuming all kinds of genders up in here.

The don't tell you the genders of several of the potential voyagers. The accountant also isn't necessarily male nor is the med student, the novelist or police officer.
I hate all self-identified males (including myself) and also all uni admins and accountants. I would never insult any other genders with these crimes of being me, a uni-type leech, or a finance-type leech, unless they were one of these horrid things.

I genuinely apologize for assuming the gender, which as a gay man, is not great. That was an error. Individuals of many genders can be total pieces of poo poo, and being oblivious to that is a problem from many angles.

cat botherer fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Mar 18, 2023

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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https://twitter.com/axios/status/1637335584296321025
Contrary to previous reports, SVB did not fail because of wokeness. It failed because they were mostly remote, and the lack of elevator conversations meant they couldn't do proper risk management.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

Postal inspector.

e: googled that just because and what the gently caress?


DO NOT do any crimes involving the USPS.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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duz posted:

The unborn haven't been accused of a crime yet.
See how they felt about "crack babies" a couple decades ago.
They committed the worst crime: original sin.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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aricoarena posted:

This recently made the rounds on all the daily wire shows and other dumb right wing YouTubes. That’s my best guess but I’m still confused.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pi5mvIFFchI
Why would you bring that up? She really isn't one of the brighter ones. :psyduck:

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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This IT firm in Texas made a whoopsy-daisy:

https://twitter.com/kendallybrown/status/1643418828007669764

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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zoux posted:

I wish everyone luck with the forthcoming Little Dick Guys Pride Movement, but you may have trouble finding members.
:wow:

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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This new Mario movie sounds great!

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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Jaxyon posted:

I've seen studies that say that alcohol consumption per capita is slightly higher among gays and lesbians than straights though I don't know how good that data is.
I would be extremely surprised if that weren't true, speaking as a gay man. Discrimination can cause anxiety and depression, which are of course positively correlated with alcohol consumption.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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How many sales are they getting from people buying Budweiser to performatively destroy the cans?

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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poemdexter posted:

How soon will all companies realize that it's way more profitable to make products for people to destroy on the internet than to use in real life. Think of the cost savings of using worse inputs in your product because who cares as long as it's flammable.
This was a plotline in the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

https://mashable.com/article/nfl-fans-burning-jerseys-season-tickets

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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Schmeichy posted:

Utah actually has some really good beers.


cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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PT6A posted:

And then again with the Lil Nas X thing.

"WHITE NEW BALANCE! That's the shoe of Christ!"
Bad: Woke rap
Good: Grooming 15 year olds in your youth group

(youth pastors gotta have like 10x the abuse rate of Catholic priests)

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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Oh yeah, 15 is on the high end for getting that started. The extra gross part is how many girls wins up marrying their youth group pastors when they turn 18, and the congregation and parents love it and think it’s so sweet, nevermind it only happening as a product of CSA. And the cycle continues.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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cat botherer
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Professor Beetus posted:

Not clicking on a vox article, are they concern trolling about a couple of Twitter nobodies with hammer and sickle next to their names praising him for his anti-imperialist stances? Because those are the only people I have seen on the left praising him.
No, it's in the genre of "a leftist is someone more progressive than Chris Coons."

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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zoux posted:

Do you think it's worth interrogating that you didn't click on the article so as to not have your previous notions challenged such that you could incorrectly reaffirm your cynicism?
Us hate-clicking articles like that is exactly why outlets keep pumping out ragebait like that. There's no reason to ever think anything it that article would be insightful or even just non-demented. Having clicked on the article, I can confirm this.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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zoux posted:

But it's not about a couple of twitter nobodies, it's about an article in one of the few prominent leftist outlets in the country. Have you read the Prospect article they're talking about? Do you think they're correct that Tucker Carlson's populist appeal is something the left should seek to emulate? Do you give him credit for his "willingness to challenge and mock ruling elites [that] went alongside an obsessively nativist message that alienated viewers who might otherwise have embraced his populist perspective." You might want to make sure you agree with the Tucker Carlson apologia you are indirectly advocating.
I'm not advocating Tucker apologia, I'm making fun of the tendency to produce rage-bait like this for clicks.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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https://www.theonion.com/checked-out-editorial-cartoon-1850373650

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

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Gyges posted:

Having previously worked in libraries for 18 years, I can 100% verify that there is porn there for you to check out. The problem is that it's going to be in the Romance, Art, and Social Sciences sections, not the Children's section. Also depending on the library there may be some adult periodicals, and every library has the internet. At the college I worked at, we had a complete collection of Playboys. At the Public Library I worked at we threw out 1-3 donations of complete Playboy collections every year.

No need to rage against the subtext of whatever book is pissing of "concerned parents" this week, there's at least 3 copies of Lady Chatterley's Lover sitting in Adult Fiction for you to peruse.
At the tail end of high school I volunteered running the computer lab at the local library. I was told to not stop people from looking at porn unless it was CSAM. Thankfully there were screen privacy protectors, but you better believe there was a lot of porn being looked at.

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cat botherer
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Gyges posted:

The county I was working for did end up getting filtering, which did result in hilarious work arounds for the desperate. One dude found an unfiltered site that was all body builders showing off their assets, which was mostly amusing because I had to remind him several times to keep his voice down because he kept talking to himself about how "loving muscle bitches ain't got no titties".

I thought the filtering was dumb, since we not only had privacy screens but also had clearly separated childrens and adults computer sections set up on the opposite side of each branch. However old people gonna bitch incessantly at county meetings, and several of the staff at various branches complained about feeling very uncomfortable seeing people looking at porn. Which would usually be fair, but in my mind seeing some titties and dicks is part of the job as a librarian. I mean, you're going to see them in the books you're looking through for damage anyway. Not to mention the surprise roulette of going through the donations.

Plus I'll take knowing you like leather daddies any day of the week over realizing by your book selection that you're getting divorced, have cancer, and it's looking terminal.
Any day as a librarian where no one has smeared feces all over the bathroom walls is a good day.

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