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Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
in the first toy story movie, Woody's pull-string had several phrases, including "somebody poisoned the water hole!" and "you're my favorite deputy!"
but in toy story 2 they suddenly tried to act like woody's only line was "there's a snake in my boot!" as if it was his catchphrase or something, but that's baloney, he said other things. why didn't they acknowledge his other phrases? just thinking about it gets me ticked off...

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The official Woody's Roundup™ Poisoned Waterhole toy (with real diseased corpse-bobbing action) performed poorly with test groups and never made it into stores, sadly.

nut

Cubone posted:

in the first toy story movie, Woody's pull-string had several phrases, including "somebody poisoned the water hole!" and "you're my favorite deputy!"
but in toy story 2 they suddenly tried to act like woody's only line was "there's a snake in my boot!" as if it was his catchphrase or something, but that's baloney, he said other things. why didn't they acknowledge his other phrases? just thinking about it gets me ticked off...

the beginning of a week long inner turmoil where i put myself in andy's position in TS2 where i'm constantly questioning if i'm no longer woody's favourite deputy and even worse, if i'm in fact his least favourite deputy, maybe he doesn't even think i'm a deputy, what if woody no longer thinks of me as a position of authority, what if he doesnt even think i'm worth warning about a poisoned water hole, the water from the taps has begun tasting differently and not just the piss that was added last month

FutonForensic

werner Herzog becoming audibly upset on the director's commentary as he talks about the myriad logical problems of toy story 2


cda

by Hand Knit
the real problem with toy story two was all of the blatantly sexual actions of the toys

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cda

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uits a filthy story full of pervert toys getting their jollies inf ront of an audience of confused children and degenerate adults

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cda

by Hand Knit
tehy let the voice actors gently caress and suck while they were delviering their lines. it was in the contracts. tom hanks said "if they cant see us, whats the problem with us loving or being hosed while we say these lines. thats the advantage of voice acting." but the sexual energy found its way into the film. they didnt know that it would, but it did. after toy story 2, voice actors couldn't do that any more.

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cda

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they knew that toy story 2 was a non stop sex addiction gateway, they wanted to redo the whole movie only this time with nobody getting a blowie while saying "to infinity and beyond" or whatever, but the execs said no, it would cost too much money and ther wasn't enough time. "We'll fix it by making the animation non sexual" they said, but then that, too, was a lie

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cda posted:

tehy let the voice actors gently caress and suck while they were delviering their lines. it was in the contracts. tom hanks said "if they cant see us, whats the problem with us loving or being hosed while we say these lines. thats the advantage of voice acting." but the sexual energy found its way into the film. they didnt know that it would, but it did. after toy story 2, voice actors couldn't do that any more.

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pixaal

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cda posted:

tehy let the voice actors gently caress and suck while they were delviering their lines. it was in the contracts. tom hanks said "if they cant see us, whats the problem with us loving or being hosed while we say these lines. thats the advantage of voice acting." but the sexual energy found its way into the film. they didnt know that it would, but it did. after toy story 2, voice actors couldn't do that any more.

Is that why buzz sounds like he has a mouth full of wood(y) half the time?



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nut

cda posted:

tehy let the voice actors gently caress and suck while they were delviering their lines. it was in the contracts. tom hanks said "if they cant see us, whats the problem with us loving or being hosed while we say these lines. thats the advantage of voice acting." but the sexual energy found its way into the film. they didnt know that it would, but it did. after toy story 2, voice actors couldn't do that any more.

nut

in ts2 directors cut u can hear tim allen whisper theres a snake in my rear end at 45:06

Chasterson

by Nyc_Tattoo
I spend 80% of my therapy sessions talking about the way Woody and Jessie said the name "Stinky Pete"

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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
they deleted the barbie casting couch reference scene in the toy story 2 credits for the bluray rerelease

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
it's hinted at with the merchandise and in a few scenes but woody's name is actually an ancient spelling of vvoody, and he is a voodoo spirit doll. somewhere out there a real cowboy has his arm torn off when vvoody loses his arm

nut

i have an issue with product placement it is not subtle when buzz lighyear says thanks inifiniti and bed bath and beyond

Heather Papps

hello friend


nut posted:

the beginning of a week long inner turmoil where i put myself in andy's position in TS2 where i'm constantly questioning if i'm no longer woody's favourite deputy and even worse, if i'm in fact his least favourite deputy, maybe he doesn't even think i'm a deputy, what if woody no longer thinks of me as a position of authority, what if he doesnt even think i'm worth warning about a poisoned water hole, the water from the taps has begun tasting differently and not just the piss that was added last month

ur my fave deputy pal



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FutonForensic posted:

werner Herzog becoming audibly upset on the director's commentary as he talks about the myriad logical problems of toy story 2


cda posted:

tehy let the voice actors gently caress and suck while they were delviering their lines. it was in the contracts. tom hanks said "if they cant see us, whats the problem with us loving or being hosed while we say these lines. thats the advantage of voice acting." but the sexual energy found its way into the film. they didnt know that it would, but it did. after toy story 2, voice actors couldn't do that any more.


cda posted:

they knew that toy story 2 was a non stop sex addiction gateway, they wanted to redo the whole movie only this time with nobody getting a blowie while saying "to infinity and beyond" or whatever, but the execs said no, it would cost too much money and ther wasn't enough time. "We'll fix it by making the animation non sexual" they said, but then that, too, was a lie

Macnult

cda posted:

tehy let the voice actors gently caress and suck while they were delviering their lines. it was in the contracts. tom hanks said "if they cant see us, whats the problem with us loving or being hosed while we say these lines. thats the advantage of voice acting." but the sexual energy found its way into the film. they didnt know that it would, but it did. after toy story 2, voice actors couldn't do that any more.

FutonForensic

woody and buzz reenacting the steet fight scene from They Live, exactly identical frame by frame, but they're not fighting, they're having sex, the moves are the same but they're loving each other


FreshCutFries

FutonForensic posted:

werner Herzog becoming audibly upset on the director's commentary as he talks about the myriad logical problems of toy story 2

cda posted:

tehy let the voice actors gently caress and suck while they were delviering their lines. it was in the contracts. tom hanks said "if they cant see us, whats the problem with us loving or being hosed while we say these lines. thats the advantage of voice acting." but the sexual energy found its way into the film. they didnt know that it would, but it did. after toy story 2, voice actors couldn't do that any more.

FutonForensic posted:

woody and buzz reenacting the steet fight scene from They Live, exactly identical frame by frame, but they're not fighting, they're having sex, the moves are the same but they're loving each other

Escape From Noise

Tim Allen was caught at the border with a truck full of Woody Dolls stuffed with cocaine. He was caught because the dolls would not stop chattering.

Korean Boomhauer

nut posted:

i have an issue with product placement it is not subtle when buzz lighyear says thanks inifiniti and bed bath and beyond

Korean Boomhauer
you could only buy the VHS in sex shops and get hella judged by the lady in the church across the street

FreshCutFries

Korean Boomhauer posted:

you could only buy the VHS in sex shops and get hella judged by the lady in the church across the street

slipping a girls gone wild cover over the toy story 2 one

alnilam

do you think woody has ever iced a dude

i mean, old west sheriff, has dealt with poisoned water holes, so clearly his town has seen its share of deadly criminal activity, he must have right



ty manifisto

alnilam

What's up with buzz thinking he's real but he still holds still when Andy is playing with him but the toys are clearly able to move in the presence of a human bc of when they gently caress with Sid so why does the delusional buzz act like a toy when Andy plays with him

I should also note that buzz ices several toys with his laser when Andy is playing with him and he maintains his grin so i have no doubt he has killed before



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alnilam posted:

What's up with buzz thinking he's real but he still holds still when Andy is playing with him but the toys are clearly able to move in the presence of a human bc of when they gently caress with Sid so why does the delusional buzz act like a toy when Andy plays with him

This has legit bothered me because Sid excepted the toys always seem to treat going inanimate when a human is looking as a hard and fast and even reflexive rule, even when it puts them in danger. Maybe it's okay if there's plausible deniability, like who's going to believe an obviously troubled kid with sociopathic tendencies if he starts gibbering that toys can talk?

I mean from a meta perspective it makes sense, the voice actors would all start furiously masturbating during any scene where the toys spoke or moved with a human watching because they all had voyeur fetishes, so most of that material had to be cut and the directors finally said ah, just make the toys go silent and limp instead.

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


so toy story 2 is horny?



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Heather Papps

hello friend


pixaal posted:

so toy story 2 is horny?

all pixar films have a strong erotic undercurrent



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Heather Papps

hello friend


Heather Papps posted:

all pixar films have a strong erotic undercurrent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7uNGUJa7ak
i mean right? wow!



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nut

alnilam posted:

do you think woody has ever iced a dude

i mean, old west sheriff, has dealt with poisoned water holes, so clearly his town has seen its share of deadly criminal activity, he must have right

how u think all the technic lego blocks got holes in them

nut

Heather Papps posted:

all pixar films have a strong erotic undercurrent

alnilam



ty manifisto

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

There's the part in toy story 1 where Woody isolates Mr. Potato Head and plucks his eyes out and tells him "where we're going we don't need eyes to see" but then the second movie never shows Woody stealing Mr. Potato Head away to a nightmare dimension. Why even have that moment in the first movie? I don't get it. It's frustrating.


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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


There was actually going to be an entire spin off movie series based around that, but kids found that scene so frightening it's not in the blue ray copies of the movie, it has been completely erased from time.



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Finger Prince


I don't know how they managed to make that lamp so fuckable, but somehow they did it.

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


pics?



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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

alnilam posted:

do you think woody has ever iced a dude

i mean, old west sheriff, has dealt with poisoned water holes, so clearly his town has seen its share of deadly criminal activity, he must have right

it's part of his backstory, and the reason why his holster is always shown empty.
he never wants to kill a man again.

maybe he could be dragged back into the life for just one more job.

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