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~breaks all the rules~ ~swears vendetta against the signoretti crime family for killing my partner~ ~refuses to give up keys for beaten-up plymouth squad car to angry captain, but hands over badge~ ~spends three minutes driving around at night staring moodily into the distance during sombre synthpop montage before launching a final offensive at the docks~
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*crashes backwards as i'm fired, injuring the gunner and causing mayhem belowdecks*
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Oct 25, 2019 15:08
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I'm more of a loose canyon iykwim
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*explains to the state trooper that he's not beholden to the laws of the united states and that's why he was doing 80 on a residential side street* *tells the judge that he doesn't recognize the authority of the state police so of course he hit the officer when he tried to unlawfully detain him* *tells the guy with face tattoos in the yard that the Aryan Brotherhood can't control what he does or who he associates with in here and that he's keeping a meticulous log of every attempt they've made to push him around*
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Is divorced with estranged daughter, carries photos of both her and wife in wallet, plus $17
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Oct 25, 2019 15:13
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:*explains to the state trooper that he's not beholden to the laws of the united states and that's why he was doing 80 on a residential side street* the thread for sov cits is over there bucko. get outta here or i'll get the DA's office involved and you'll have to talk to the goddamn mayor 
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Oct 25, 2019 15:16
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* finds out the captain is dirty, spends rest of career trying to catch him
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Oct 25, 2019 15:17
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*points a handgun at Stone Cold Steve Austin*
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Oct 25, 2019 15:19
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*sees a minority, doesn't open fire*
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Oct 25, 2019 15:19
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~drives this~ ~accompanied by music that sounds a lot like this~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8UQV76oEAE ~gets involved in shootouts in warehouses a lot~
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Oct 25, 2019 15:20
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*arrests the friggin' MAYOR, even though they're a pretty good and honest mayor*
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Oct 25, 2019 15:23
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got my "skullie" beanie on w./ SoBe logo got my dirt bike got some mountain dew
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Oct 25, 2019 15:27
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*threatens to beat the poo poo out of the perp if he doesn't confess.* *Partner steps out with me to talk about how he can get the cameras turned off to five minutes.* *Best the poo poo out of my partner for being a crooked sumbitch who's going to gently caress up MY BUST, and go back in to get the confession from the perp.*
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Oct 25, 2019 15:28
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*is a piece of promiscuous artillery*
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Oct 25, 2019 15:30
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DUKE CANNON DOESN'T WASH HIS rear end BECAUSE ANYTHING GOING BETWEEN THE CHEEKS IS GAY. DUKE CANNON CARRIES THREE HANDGUNS BECAUSE HE KNOWS THE "URBAN" PEOPLE ARE GOING TO REVOLT ONE DAY. DUKE CANNON MISREAD THE THREAD TITLE.
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Oct 25, 2019 15:32
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I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you could walk the streets of freedom, badmouthing Lady America in your drat mirrored sunglasses 
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Oct 25, 2019 15:32
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!!!HOUSE EXPLODES!!!! ~still more worried about troubled relationship with ex-wife~
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Oct 25, 2019 15:34
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~really FUCKIN mad about those pencil-pushers in City Hall~
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Oct 25, 2019 15:36
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*walks into high school wearing a Metallica T-shirt and walks right up to a kid bullying some nerd* Hey, you need help beating up this nerd? *stone cold stuns the nerd* Too bad I play by my own rules, BITCH!' *stone cold stuns the bully, then cracks open a faygo and pours it down my chest*
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Oct 25, 2019 15:38
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"13,453 dollars and 63 cents. That's how much an unmarked squad car costs this department. That's the third goddamned car you trashed this month!" ~carefully considers carbon footprint of trashed bullet-hole-ridden squad cars wrecked in action-packed downtown shootouts~
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Oct 25, 2019 15:41
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*gets results
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Oct 25, 2019 15:43
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*bulk orders fingerless gloves and aviators*
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Oct 25, 2019 15:44
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*rolls over to the other side during bad weather, capsizing the whole ship* I don't play by the rules blub blub 
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Oct 25, 2019 15:46
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:~breaks all the rules~
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Oct 25, 2019 15:55
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Doc, my "handcannon" is a bit loose. Can you give me a pill for that?
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Oct 25, 2019 15:56
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After thirty years on the force, finally looking forward to retirement. Only two days away...
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Oct 25, 2019 16:06
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But I get results!
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Oct 25, 2019 16:09
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*Fired 5 bullets, or maybe 6. Lost count.*
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Oct 25, 2019 17:03
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*gets chewed out by the captain daily*
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Oct 25, 2019 17:04
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*turns in badge and gun, then goes to bar to brood. doesn't want to talk about it*
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Oct 25, 2019 17:09
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"we got a call from our friends in the bureau. They want us to cooperate with the investigation. As of this moment, your rear end is on its way to Tokyo, you're flying coach..." what the gently caress chief "meet Hiroshi Matsotakenaka... nakay? I don't know how to pronounce it yet, he'll be your liaison with Tokyo Metro police this is some bullshit Pleased to meet you, Loosecannon-san *avoids handshake, lights up american spirit cigarrette
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Oct 25, 2019 17:11
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Wears aviators and a leather jacket Lives in spacious loft Drives a sweet muscle car Has an fully automatic gun and spare ammo in car trunk Doesn't give a gently caress about any fruits stands in my cars way
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Ka0 posted:"we got a call from our friends in the bureau. They want us to cooperate with the investigation. As of this moment, your rear end is on its way to Tokyo, you're flying coach..." I see that you have also seen Black Rain.
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Oct 25, 2019 17:17
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I'm more of a bound howitzer myself.
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Oct 25, 2019 17:18
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*expensive camera falls off tripod*
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Oct 25, 2019 17:28
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*rolls around on the ship, crushing everything in it's path because that's what loose cannon means, not one that just fires by itself* goddamnit, beaten mostly
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Oct 25, 2019 17:30
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Listen rookie, don't try to be my friend. You don't know what a piece of poo poo I am. Once.. there was a fire at an ophanage. 800 orphans inside. I ran in and rescued 799 of them. But then the roof collapsed and I was knocked out. I.. I couldn't save the last one. That's why I brood. There's conflict in me. Shades of gray man. I'm interesting. A real antihero.
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Oct 25, 2019 17:30
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*never misses a shot*
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Sunswipe posted:DUKE CANNON DOESN'T WASH HIS rear end BECAUSE ANYTHING GOING BETWEEN THE CHEEKS IS GAY. 
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