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*Vaporises fucken pig cop with a pipebomb*
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Oct 25, 2019 23:24
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Hell yeah
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Oct 25, 2019 23:24
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Duke Nukem...Forever.
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Oct 25, 2019 23:25
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HERE'S MY BALLS BALLS B-B-B-BALLS
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Oct 25, 2019 23:27
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BLOW IT OUT YOUR rear end!!! 
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Oct 25, 2019 23:27
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 "I'm going to drink all your beer and punch your mom!"
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Oct 25, 2019 23:31
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I'm gonna suck your cocks and lick your balls, alien scum.
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Oct 25, 2019 23:32
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*shits pants*
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Oct 25, 2019 23:33
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See you guys in 14 years!
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Oct 25, 2019 23:34
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I bear witness to girls dying via alien pregnancy
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Oct 25, 2019 23:35
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Show me them titties!
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Oct 25, 2019 23:40
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> #metooing myself in a vain attempt to regain relevance
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Oct 25, 2019 23:40
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*spouts a bunch of Bruce Campbell lines, patronizes strip clubs*
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Oct 25, 2019 23:41
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You alien's wrecked my ride
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Oct 25, 2019 23:49
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I'm here to shitpost and chew bubblegum... And I'm all out of gum
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Oct 25, 2019 23:49
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*grabs poop out of toilet, throws it at wall* Gamers today find this sort of thing funny, right?
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Oct 25, 2019 23:50
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*waits in line at unemployment office*
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Oct 25, 2019 23:54
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I came here to suck some balls, and gently caress some balls, and I'm all outta balls 
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Oct 25, 2019 23:59
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Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride. I'm filing an insurance claim as we speak. 
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Oct 26, 2019 00:04
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eat poo poo and die
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Oct 26, 2019 00:06
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*pisses in urinal*
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Oct 26, 2019 00:11
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Hhmmmmmmm.... I don't have time to play with myself.
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Oct 26, 2019 00:22
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Uh... uh... uh, where is it?
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Oct 26, 2019 00:23
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blow it out your rear end
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Oct 26, 2019 00:23
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My face and your rear end, what’s the difference?
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Oct 26, 2019 00:40
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You wanna dance?
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Oct 26, 2019 00:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gub4FIDKPLc
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Oct 26, 2019 00:41
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*gets shot* *dies*
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Oct 26, 2019 00:44
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Standing double kick's the OP.
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Oct 26, 2019 00:51
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*irrevocably taints the gene pool in the ancient Rome, medieval Europe, and old west levels*
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Oct 26, 2019 03:08
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"It's time to work on the sequel and chew bubblegum, and I can't focus without gum."
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Oct 26, 2019 03:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOkbfFICEp8
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Oct 26, 2019 03:23
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*slaps an alien wall titty*
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Oct 26, 2019 03:26
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I'm gonna rip off your head and poo poo down your neck
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Oct 26, 2019 04:39
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*Breaks toilet, drinks water*
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Oct 26, 2019 04:40
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time to have aids and be depressed, and im all out of aids
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Oct 26, 2019 04:42
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Oct 26, 2019 05:04
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EXTREMely problematic
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Oct 26, 2019 05:07
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I'm here to kick rear end and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of rear end. Wait...
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Oct 26, 2019 05:16
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