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Hey I'm not horribly late this year, amazing. Older threads: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3874718 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3838413 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3795578 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749820 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3671147 Rules Shamelessly copied from previous years: No lurkers please Minimum of $20 (shipping not included). Handmade gifts are totally encouraged and appreciated, so long as there was obvious thought put into it. You must post in this thread- both the required registration post and subsequent update posts, including unboxing pics. Register by end of FRIDAY NOVEMBER 22ND pacific. I'll send out assignments 24 hours or so after that. Proof of shipment. This can be PM'd or emailed to thaloun+yosmas@gmail.com. If you're doing multiple shipments, please let me know. If proof of shipment has not been received by Dec. 31st, you will be considered a flake and banned. Instructions 1) Fill out the form here: https://forms.gle/9CXqHwswTTnysmr96 2) Post an introduction in the thread. Be interesting if you want cool or thoughtful stuff. 3) Don't Flake! Mods sticky plz.
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# ? Oct 29, 2019 22:24 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 23:02 |
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I love to lurk and I’m ambivalent about Christmas my wife wants to put up the tree now. before Halloween it’s crazy much like my posting and gift giving
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# ? Oct 29, 2019 23:02 |
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i don't want anything and i don't want to stress out about bringing joy to another but i may elf or something if ya'll need it past years i've been gifted board games and paintings of my cats and a red panda which were very good. hail yosmas. hail satan
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# ? Oct 30, 2019 01:39 |
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holy poo poo I had a lot of time on my hands in 2014. did I not have a job or something?
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# ? Oct 30, 2019 04:19 |
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lol yeah put some more images and effort into the op, op!
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# ? Oct 30, 2019 05:31 |
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reckon it’s only Christmas after all
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# ? Oct 30, 2019 10:22 |
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oh hell yes
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 05:31 |
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thx for the pity bump. these dead straight forums could use some good cheer
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 06:23 |
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do they know it’s Christmas time at all?
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 11:34 |
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my AV is ready.
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# ? Nov 2, 2019 11:35 |
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not a pity bump, im genuinely excited for yosmas
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# ? Nov 3, 2019 02:59 |
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Been acquiring gifts for Yosmas for maybe 2 months now. If anyone flakes I will gladly step in and elf to make the day better.
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# ? Nov 3, 2019 05:37 |
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I'm ready for yosmas 2019
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 18:49 |
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I've made grand plans and put zero effort into getting them to fruition that's a lie, I put in a modicum of effort but it turns out I have to write a crap load of linux drivers (might be able to keep them as userland, hopefully) to make this successful.
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# ? Nov 5, 2019 07:55 |
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looking into tech junk on ebay already!
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# ? Nov 5, 2019 13:45 |
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Hello! I'm Silver Alicorn, the computer janitor everyone loves! Happy yosmas in advance~ I'm an off-and-on collector of vintage tech, though I'm somewhat short on space as I've moved to a new apartment. That said I am interested in blu rays, PS4 games, small stones and minerals, sterling silver, and red pandas. I don't have a red panda calendar for 2020. I also don't have a Wild Republic Jumbo Red Panda Plush. If you want to do the yospos vintage tech thing, I have a circa 2000 "workstation" PC that could use a sound card upgrade or something. I also have a PowerMac G4 (Sawtooth) that works and a Mac SE/30 that doesn't work (yet). I'm a transfemme nonbinary so your fashion ideas are probably invalid for me, but I wear unisex medium or women's large for t-shirts. I would also love some leggings or a skater dress from dustrial dot net and they are yospos as gently caress. Living dead clothing is another favorite but they swing more cute/mystical/pop culture. (my leggings size is XL on both those sites and I have 2XL dresses from Living Dead that fit great) I have an amazon wishlistu that I will be updating as I think of stuff: https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/33V0PJAVFYO52/ Please do not gift me alcohol, I have no pets either. Cheers! E: oh cool I can share this wishlist https://dustrial.net/apps/iwish?share=2695766736999
Silver Alicorn fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Nov 5, 2019 |
# ? Nov 5, 2019 17:24 |
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hi, i'm cocoa crispies i like computer security, computer hacking, calligraphy, fountain pens, beers, balcony gardening, and most of all, coffee (roasting, brewing, drinking) i sat out in 2018 but had a lot of fun making stuff for 2015 and 2016: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3762671 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3803421 Cocoa Crispies fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Nov 6, 2019 |
# ? Nov 5, 2019 17:57 |
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hi im KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD i like computre, film, photography, political science, audio, weed, islay scotch, japanese poo poo (except for anime which is trash), um, compuetr,
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# ? Nov 5, 2019 18:26 |
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If anyone is sent alcohol they don't want, I will happily regret drinking it
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# ? Nov 5, 2019 19:27 |
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# ? Nov 5, 2019 19:43 |
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hi folks, it's your creepy coworker, el dorito I like coffee, computers, cooking, photographic cameras, camping, concert sheet music, C/C++ and CentOS. Non fiction books (or related miscellanea) related to the above are great. Shirt size is american men's large but please no witty computer stuff (corporate logos are fine but I may not wear any red hat stuff in public, or any oracle stuff on principle). I have no allergies. Alcohol is fine. Fiction books are perfectly fine. If you like it, I'll probably like it too.
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# ? Nov 5, 2019 21:46 |
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Hi I'm in. Shirt size XL, I have a doggo (67lbs), alcohol is fine. I'm into electronics and a/v poo poo, beep boops, good on gaming stuff tbqh, not into anime/JP culture stuff. Sniep fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Nov 16, 2019 |
# ? Nov 6, 2019 01:15 |
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I touch the computers I enjoy doing statistical physics for fun. Also combinatorics. Also food. More weird the better. Things I have eaten: skate, a few non endangered sharks, locusts, cockroaches, hakarl, fugu, ikizukiri, still living octopus, durian, and many mangosteens. I believe that San Francisco must be bashed down and replaced with block after block of soulless 50 story concrete apartments I am writing a tool for planned economies also for fun I exclusively wear one brand of shirt and one brand of pants and one brand of socks unless I'm going to court, a wedding or a funeral so you should not give me clothes Anime must be wiped off the face of this cursed earth bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Nov 6, 2019 |
# ? Nov 6, 2019 01:31 |
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to be honest, I am ok with anime but I already signed up for the adtrw sass and it would be funny if I got the same thing from two different sa secret santas
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# ? Nov 6, 2019 02:14 |
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hello yospos, it's me, Farmer Crack-rear end some hints for what to get your 'possy pal who's fun to post with: - i am a huge space nut, spacemans books and memorabilia is always a hit with me - i love to get tasty treats and other locally-made items from where you live -- that said i am a terrible goonlord who does not enjoy beer or coffee. - i have two cats, they are extremely adorable. cat treats and toys are very welcome - old nerd stuff from before the 90s - clever t-shirts should be in size XL
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# ? Nov 6, 2019 03:07 |
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last week i finally cracked into that 100% PURE VERMONT GRADE-A MAPLE SYRUP TimWinter sent me. that was some good poo poo. gonna have to find more excuses to eat it here.
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# ? Nov 6, 2019 03:12 |
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hi I’m achmed jones. I touch computers and hearts. I like: * the aesthetic and music surrounding vaporwave, synthwave, and related genres * old computers from the commodore64 era; I have a ti-99/4a * painting tiny dragons and animals and stuff (especially doing this with my son) * hacker stuff (in the “hack the planet/ropchain” sense, not the hacker news sense) * spicy food and also non-spicy food (I’m always stoked to try whatever local foods, condiments, etc you might want to throw at me) * beer and bourbon and red wine * cyberpunk (both the genre of literature and the general neon and chrome and dystopia aesthetic) * renaissance fairs and similar * sci fi and fantasy stuff in general * fully automated luxury gay space communism * I’m buddhist and reasonably serious about it; I probably have all the literature I’m after, but if you have a local monastery or nunnery that sells, uh stuff I guess, that’d be rad? As far as shirts go, I’m an XL. the jones family also includes ms jones, our son (almost 4 years old), and a geriatric 65lb poodle mutt I have a nintendo switch that I play pretty frequently and a PS4 that I play very rarely
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# ? Nov 6, 2019 03:17 |
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I'll go ahead and post a more descriptive blurb: Hi I'm ADINSX, I'm in my mid 30s and I live in Seattle with my wife and doggo. I'm a software developer. Things I like: * Old computer * Funny Computer * Funny Old Computer * 80s/90s aesthetic (movies, especially weird cyberpunk ones, clothing, art, etc) * motorcycles * maps * clay sport shooting I'm a size large if that matters. Please no drugs porn or alcohol
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# ? Nov 6, 2019 16:59 |
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someone should make a yule tree out of old PCBs
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# ? Nov 6, 2019 17:42 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:someone should make a yule tree out of old PCBs They took away the Palo Alto sculpture didn't they I think cuz old pcbs are hella toxic. Not in a woo way, in a cadmium and lead way
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# ? Nov 6, 2019 17:56 |
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cancer paste lol
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# ? Nov 6, 2019 19:41 |
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im gonna do this but ill write a proper post later
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# ? Nov 7, 2019 12:19 |
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ADINSX posted:Things I like:
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# ? Nov 7, 2019 21:22 |
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oh hello its me again. i like old computer, funny computer, and funny old computer as well i like strange and odd computer things (like lgr oddware-type stuff) i like interesting gadgets and electronic doodads, thingamajigs, whatits, thingamabobs, especially some gizmo, and whatchamacallits. absolutely no doohickeys. i also like old digital cameras and old camcorders but only if they are 'interesting'. like, an odd design/style, or strange recording format, or something. retro video games, yes im a sega kid i have a dog, a small rat terrier mix, and a deaf cat i have a 3d printer and enjoy printing the same thing ive printed 10 times before but this time in a different color anime is a no go tbh lets see, uh well i dont drink, i dont need any shirts or anything, books well i like scifi and nonfiction stuff but tbh i dont read as much as i should, i like lego minifigs and lego stuff too
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# ? Nov 7, 2019 22:44 |
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whoever gets me better like wire wrap jewelry
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 00:16 |
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I am an intricate weaver of syntax webs that are just complex enough to convince corps to sign my paycheck. I, like most of my ilk, have learned over the years that technology was a mistake. I like art, specifically character design illustrations that are realistic with something "other". I am currently teaching myself to draw and can only make poo poo I am afraid to post at the moment. Aesthetics I am in to: Cyberpunk, "Hackers", Voodoo, Native American, Sci-Fi, Punk, Counter Culture, Surreal Vaporwave, Existential Dread Art books from slick movies or animators and illustrators are extremely welcome. My office is pretty bare so art I can surround myself with is also welcome. I used to do a lot of pen and paper roleplaying but since moving to Texas haven't really found a group that I could tolerate. I like eclipse phase, Pathfinder, Starfinder, Mutants and Masterminds, and Aberrant. Now I'd probably just use them for the art inside but who knows? I don't play that many video games anymore but I am extremely excited for Cyberpunk 2077 because that is 1000% my poo poo. I would love some good sci-fi books. I am currently reading The Expanse series and enjoying it a bunch. I am on Abaddon's Gate atm. I am into DIY and home made poo poo. So if you have a skill you wanna show off I am into it. I like movies/narratives that are funny or that are thought provoking or that will straight up gently caress with your head. Movies I like: Altered Carbon, Blade Runner, The Matrix, Tarantino Films, Seven Samurai, Into the Spiderverse, Annihilation, Mad Max: Fury Road, The Departed, V for Vendetta, The Prestige, The Illusionist, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Hellboy, Dune, Big Trouble in Little China, and I need to just cut it off here because I will keep going. Hopefully that gives you a rough idea I like some anime because I am trash. Anime I like: Akira, Venus Wars, Bastard, Ghost in the Shell, Megalo box, Redline, Full Metal Alchemist, Howl's Moving Castle, Cowboy BeBop, Goblin Slayer, Log Horizon, and My Hero Academia I like comics and manga but they have to be really good. At the moment I am reading My Hero Academia and Mobile Suite Gundam The Origin. Just finished volume one and gently caress the art of Gundam Origin is TOO GOOD! With regard to comics I am past my teenage power fantasy stage and am more into human stories with flawed characters trying to find meaning in something. I have read Saga which is really good but haven't really found much else interesting. My shirt size is XXL I like scotch, whiskey, and rum. Nothing with sugar in it. Wish list https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/MSY93QKNB3ZD?ref_=wl_share syntaxrigger fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Nov 28, 2019 |
# ? Nov 8, 2019 13:30 |
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eat the cobfe
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 14:53 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:eat the cobfe It was you Silver. I ate it and it was good :3
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# ? Nov 8, 2019 15:27 |
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this holiday season remember these words to live by: all code is bad all computers are broken hail satan
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# ? May 4, 2024 23:02 |
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hi I'm your local former president I have a 50-pound dog I drink booze I like aerospace stuff because middle finger to god Dumb/dead tech company stuff is extremely my aesthetic I sit between a Unisex Medium and Large in terms of shirt sizing so if in doubt order up I promise to love whatever you acquire for me.
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