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Gonna get that bowflex
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- vanisher
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Just cant be bothered to pack a lunch for work everyone already knows me at the subway
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Oct 30, 2019 18:16
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just cant understand people who would waste money paying someone to change their oil
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Oct 30, 2019 18:22
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Gonna re run Skyrim this weekend 👊
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Oct 30, 2019 18:28
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"Not sure I can give a positive review on this one" (playtime 1043 hours)
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Oct 30, 2019 18:29
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- vanisher
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My married friends from highschool never call me anymore. Time shows you who your real friends are.
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Oct 30, 2019 18:31
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- Escape From Noise
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This is just my actual sad life...
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Oct 30, 2019 18:52
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Gonna re run Skyrim this weekend 👊
I will be rerunning skyrim in the space-nursing home bro.
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Oct 30, 2019 18:57
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- google THIS
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Reasons why I f'ckin' HATE kids:
1. They cry a lot
2. They smell bad
3. They cost a lot of money
4. OK that's actually all I know about them
5. I just realized I also have all of these traits
google THIS fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Oct 30, 2019
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Oct 30, 2019 19:03
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Reasons why I f'ckin' HATE kids:
1. They cry a lot
2. They smell bad
3. They cost a lot of money
4. OK that's actually all I know about them
5. I just realized I also have all of these traits
lol
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Oct 30, 2019 19:22
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This is just my actual sad life...
didnt mean to trigger anyone
honestly though I wish I had more free time
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Oct 30, 2019 19:28
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- vanisher
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Just pricing out motorcycles not sure I'm ready yeah I'm preapproved at the credit union
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Oct 30, 2019 19:38
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- FutonForensic
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#FiscalWokeness saved money by just buying frozen pizzas instead of ordering delivery, also #RegularWokeness because im not giving that racist pizza gently caress Papa John my twenty dollars
 
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Oct 30, 2019 19:48
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- FutonForensic
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although... drat, cheesy bread comes free? I think daddy (figurative, children are scum) needs to get his carb-load on
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Oct 30, 2019 19:52
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- Bonaventure
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by sebmojo
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i miss my conjoined twin
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Oct 30, 2019 19:53
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- Finger Prince
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Christmas day = double overtime, baby.
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Oct 30, 2019 19:56
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- vanisher
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although... drat, cheesy bread comes free? I think daddy (figurative, children are scum) needs to get his carb-load on
Lmbo children are scum
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Oct 30, 2019 19:58
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by sebmojo
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i have no helpmeet, for i have been exiled to the swamps where the thick air roils with hungry ghosts, and my only companions are grief and heavy sighs; none in the village will look upon my face, nor will anyone provide me issue. these are the wages of my crimes, and though i am meant to be penitent yet when i think upon the way of things my soul strains with burgeoning wrath.
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Oct 30, 2019 20:00
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- vanisher
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Hold on, did you just say mcdonalds drinks are a buck no matter the size? This is huge
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Oct 30, 2019 20:01
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- vanisher
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Trust me the math works out so its actually cheaper to eat frozen meals if you just buy them on sale like this
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Oct 30, 2019 20:04
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- FutonForensic
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guess i'll give up on school and just be a beekeeper lol
lol, adopting a thousand bee kids? I'll pour out a Mr. Pibb for you while im between Destiny 2 survival matches
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Oct 30, 2019 20:08
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by sebmojo
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[dies after falling in a ravine while rock climbing, isn't reported missing for 2 weeks. has been mostly devoured by animals]
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Oct 30, 2019 20:11
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- Finger Prince
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Spending the holidays snowboarding and smoking weed with my heterosexual life partner.
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Oct 30, 2019 20:12
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by sebmojo
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i'm something of a renaissance man, i have varied tastes and hobbies
for instance, i have an X-Box and a Playstation
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Oct 30, 2019 20:21
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by sebmojo
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[contributes to an alarming statistic on suicide]
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Oct 30, 2019 20:22
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by sebmojo
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i've been really getting into homebrewing lately; here, try some of this warm swill
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Oct 30, 2019 20:25
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at 33, walks into the desert never be heard of again
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Oct 30, 2019 20:25
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- vanisher
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i've been really getting into homebrewing lately; here, try some of this warm swill
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Oct 30, 2019 20:28
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- nut
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starts swiping potential matches on tinder using a cold hot dog instead of finger, cannot wait to tell the guys on group chat that it works, wonders if the girl notices anything different
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Oct 30, 2019 20:28
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- vanisher
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Texas toast loafs are so cheap and filling, you can have them for any meal really
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Oct 30, 2019 20:29
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- vanisher
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starts swiping potential matches on tinder using a cold hot dog instead of finger, cannot wait to tell the guys on group chat that it works, wonders if the girl notices anything different
Guys GUYS I swear I got three matches with the cold dog system
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Oct 30, 2019 20:30
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seriouspost this thread is making me yearn for the satisfying garlicky flavor and crispy crunch of texas toast
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[dies after falling in a ravine while rock climbing, isn't reported missing for 2 weeks. has been mostly devoured by animals]
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