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Bonaventure posted:seriouspost this thread is making me yearn for the satisfying garlicky flavor and crispy crunch of texas toast Sometimes they can be burnt on the outside and still frozen on the inside, but you dont waste a loaf |
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Oct 30, 2019 20:34
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nut posted:at 33, walks into the desert never be heard of again
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Oct 30, 2019 21:08
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maxes out 401(k) takes 8 international trips a year by himself to EDM festivals |
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went to a climbing gym on monday on tuesday bought $1400 of climbing gear has a really nice kayak in the garage that he's used twice |
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crushing it in the gym. got the headband on, not using any equipment, just sort of walking around and moving my arms around in a motion that might be considered stretching. this is loving awesome
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Oct 30, 2019 22:32
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can't wait to mitose
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minifridge full of craft brews but i never have friends over |
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canyoneer posted:minifridge full of craft brews but i never have friends over Whenever anyone at the office gets any alcohol gifted to them somehow I end up taking it home because I'm a single guy with no kids |
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Oct 30, 2019 22:46
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has never even cheated on you, once, YET
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canyoneer posted:maxes out 401(k) I know this guy. Also soccer games. |
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Oct 30, 2019 23:07
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Last minute call from boss: hey I have an extra ticket to the game tonight I forgot about and you live downtown and it's not like you're doing anything so you're coming. *me, at work, checks watch* I'll be there in an hour. |
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Oct 30, 2019 23:11
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okay i washed the dishes but didn't rinse the sink jesus christ MOM
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Uses the dryer as a closet. Uses the dishwasher as a cupboard. |
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lives in a tent under a bridge like a troll
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flies a sign outside 55th and 2nd close enuff 2 snatch that starbux wifi so i can tweet opinions about women and video games in b/w rush hour
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vanisher posted:My married friends from highschool never call me anymore. Time shows you who your real friends are. no surprise because matt's wife is a total bitch and has turned him against me. i invited him to come jam but he says he hasn't touched his bass for like 4 years 
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Oct 30, 2019 23:38
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Oct 30, 2019 23:42
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Hiding under a moist rock with my other slug buds, maxing out my 401k, 7 international EDMstravaganza trips (so far) |
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Leave your laundry piled around your room in various locations and states of cleanliness, because you're not bringing a girl home unless she carjacks you. Actually date a girl who carjacks you why the gently caress not. Question whether you rejected society's expectations and definitions of success, or whether they rejected you. Whiskey for dinner again!  *edit* I guess if you carjack somebody and don't let them out it's sort of a kidnapping/carjacking combo . I'll get my facts straight. Researches carjacking. BRJurgis fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Oct 31, 2019 |
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"that cat" is my son and you will take my money & enlist him into this kindergarten |
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Coming home late after hitting the bar after work. Alone again. Cranking one out before I pass out and wake up soar for work. |
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since i have no kids i've been thinking lately about how to give back to society and leave a lasting legacy, which is why for the past 10 years i've been thinking i should start a podcast
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*looks longingly at the guitar gathering dust, then his fingers, uncalloused* sigh \ 
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Oct 31, 2019 14:54
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why should my taxes go toward teaching other peoples' kids?
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Cooking meals with several portions so I just I'll have leftovers for the WEEK! |
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Oct 31, 2019 19:30
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thinking about getting into standup
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Dating profile: currently reading dune |
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doesn't mind staying late. is seen as a "team player" by the boss |
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vanisher posted:Dating profile: currently reading dune
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funny thing is, i used to be the bleeding-heart liberal sort. never even touched a gun. wouldn't know how to use it if i did. but then, after what happened to Cindy and the kids... so tonight, it's their turn-- my family might be gone, but oh i still got friends. friends by the names of Magnum, Derringer, Colt-- and tonight the punks and the creeps who've taken over our streets are gonna make their acquaintance. ---------------- |
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Bonaventure posted:funny thing is, i used to be the bleeding-heart liberal sort. never even touched a gun. wouldn't know how to use it if i did. but then, after what happened to Cindy and the kids... Is the plot of the indie shooter I'm developing, check out my Kickstarter. If I get enough donations to eat this weekend, I'll consider working on it. |
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Finger Prince posted:Is the plot of the indie shooter I'm developing, check out my Kickstarter. If I get enough donations to eat this weekend, I'll consider working on it. BACKER UPDATE 11/1/19 Hey everyone, has it really been two years since our last update? How the time flies! A lot of people have been asking (well, asking is putting it mildly...) for updates about what their money is being spent on. That's why I have an exciting announcement that I think is going to make everyone very happy. With the Kickstarter funds you've provided for Wish to Die, I've been able not only to continue development of the gritty throwback shooter we all need, but I've also been able to partially fund the Kickstarters of my fellow indie developers. Here are the games that your money is going toward, they're all very exciting projects. Please follow the links below and give them your love. Not Another Metroidvania! by Team Lucky Salmon 29XX: Oldschool Robot Warrior by Team Mocpac Rogue Farmer: Fields of Despair by SimpleConcept Shenmue III by Sega Corporation These are all small projects that hearken back to the pure and amazing games our childhoods--the best parts of our lives--and they need all the love they can get! The indie community is truly that-- a community! By supporting them, you also support Wish to Die and other games like it. Please visit these exciting projects and give them your money. Wish to Die gameplay videos for $500 tier backers are coming soon. Peace. <- Previous entry: Shovel Knight cameo coming to Wish to Die! ---------------- |
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