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Bonaventure posted:eating spaghetti straight from the pot next time I might even add water and boil it first |
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Nov 1, 2019 23:17
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Bonaventure posted:eating spaghetti straight from the pot Eating pot straight from the spaghetti |
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Nov 1, 2019 23:26
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okay listen but i only hit the bong like three times today
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Nov 1, 2019 23:53
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WHO WANTS TO GO TO BUFFALO WILD WINGS??? *drinks various micro-brews and IPA's instead of the beer i really like because my pride insists i try to be cool and hip*
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Nov 2, 2019 01:19
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sig by Prof. Crocodile
BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness
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i mean yeah, if you want to have a good time, watch a "horror comedy" but if u want true art you need to watch "martyrs." no, the french version, find your own sub file jeeeea nail me to a cross jeeeeezz "
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Nov 2, 2019 01:26
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Yes, I know you know I had sex, but don't you want to hear the details? |
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Nov 2, 2019 03:27
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*posting on child free* WHY do these BREEDERS think preschools are only for KIDS? So loving selfish with their CROTCH SPAWN. what if I am curious about the intracicies of ONE plus ONE equals TWO???? |
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Nov 2, 2019 03:38
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*listens to friends complain about their financial and spousal issues, says "yeah man, I know what you mean"* *actually has no loving clue what they mean*
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Nov 2, 2019 07:27
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vanisher posted:My married friends from highschool never call me anymore. Time shows you who your real friends are. |
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Nov 5, 2019 13:38
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"But that is the beginning of a new story - the story of the gradual renewal of a man, the story of his gradual regeneration, of his passing from one world into another, of his initiation into a new unknown life. That might be the subject of a new story, butBZZZZZZZZZ *the timer on my phone goes off* -and yadda yadda do crime do time, that's 150 hours of community service im out shakabra fellow non-criminals" *flicks cigarette into audience of toddlers at the public library for story time*
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Nov 5, 2019 22:03
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Records my own farts to laugh at again later
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Nov 6, 2019 08:58
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Finger Prince posted:Uses the dishwasher as a cupboard. *doesn't bother using the dishwasher because it only takes like one minute to hand wash the same plate and fork every night instead of having to unload the dishwasher every week or two*
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Nov 6, 2019 14:31
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Twenty Four posted:*doesn't bother using the dishwasher because it only takes like one minute to hand wash the same plate and fork every night instead of having to unload the dishwasher every week or two* reads this post and nods sagely, spends 20 minutes ruining my paper plate later that night in the sink
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Nov 6, 2019 14:43
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Y dad recently contacted me to let me know that I still have poo poo left at his house. Because he may be moving to another state. I'm 34. This is really a thing that happened. |
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Nov 6, 2019 15:10
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Okay guys, it's this time of the year again, so do you want to schedule our next DND game on Christmas eve only or do we want to go all the way through?
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Nov 6, 2019 15:30
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nut posted:reads this post and nods sagely, spends 20 minutes ruining my paper plate later that night in the sink lol
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Nov 6, 2019 22:59
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mattress is on the floor. sheets on the floor. emotional eggshells on the floor. |
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Nov 6, 2019 23:27
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Cleaned my place like CRAZY (dishes and laundry done, put away laundry, took out trash, clean dishes are still in the dishwasher. Rest of house is an absolute mess) |
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Nov 6, 2019 23:29
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vanisher posted:Cleaned my place like CRAZY runs bare forearm over the counter in between cutting raw chicken breast and banana slices (to later put peanut butter on as "hor deerves")
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Nov 6, 2019 23:48
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i read a george saunders short story last week that says bad people are good or something and, you know what, I think I get it *swipes right on like a 6/10*
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Nov 6, 2019 23:49
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nut posted:i read a george saunders short story last week that says bad people are good or something and, you know what, I think I get it me the boiz at the bar: do u guys think george saunders had a wife with a busted face? my boi Phillip: ..oh like and that's why she must've made really good fried chicken?
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Nov 6, 2019 23:51
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Has 2000 thread count silk sheets and the cheapest comforter he could find on amazon |
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Nov 7, 2019 00:26
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Literally every shirt he owns is falling apart or 10 years old "girls buy so many clothes its such a waste" |
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Nov 7, 2019 00:27
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Going to get that deluxe wash at Mobil where they spray on that rainbow soap 
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Nov 7, 2019 00:31
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Goes out in public wearing double or triple denim, because there's nobody at home to stop him. |
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Nov 7, 2019 01:03
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nut posted:posts |
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Nov 7, 2019 01:56
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Bonaventure posted:i have no helpmeet, for i have been exiled to the swamps where the thick air roils with hungry ghosts, and my only companions are grief and heavy sighs; none in the village will look upon my face, nor will anyone provide me issue. these are the wages of my crimes, and though i am meant to be penitent yet when i think upon the way of things my soul strains with burgeoning wrath. plus there's a loving bird hanging out on the bust above my chamber door and he's just making GBS threads and screaming his fuckin balls off. crimes |
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Nov 7, 2019 06:16
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:plus there's a loving bird hanging out on the bust above my chamber door and he's just making GBS threads and screaming his fuckin balls off. i might not have a wife any more but I got something better — a sepulcher! ---------------- |
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Nov 7, 2019 17:08
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[silently cups handfuls of off brand froot loops into mouth while sitting at table across from an empty chair]
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Nov 7, 2019 20:28
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i don't even know where to begin cause my response is "my entire life lol"
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Nov 7, 2019 21:23
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calling up my two other single bro friends for advice about what to do with this baby that was left on my apartment doorstep
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Nov 7, 2019 22:27
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exploring a spooky castle, leaving audio recordings of my discoveries on cassette tapes every three rooms
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Nov 7, 2019 22:32
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Bonaventure posted:calling up my two other single bro friends for advice about what to do with this baby that was left on my apartment doorstep moving into the basement of my recently widowed tv anchor friend and his 3 daughters to help out. we're not related but they all call me uncle and it's the only way i can afford to keep living in san francisco |
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Nov 7, 2019 23:38
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single guys got no responsibilities just do whatever we want, all day every day no one to make us get dressed, or go outside literally no responsibilities of any kind no connection to a single living thing on this earth since my cat died i miss her so much no one wants me, no one needs me i am garbage that has been rightly discarded frozen pizza is actually better than delivery when prepared correctly
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Nov 8, 2019 07:29
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guy sounds pretty dope tbh |
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Nov 8, 2019 08:44
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owlhawk911 posted:frozen pizza is actually better than delivery when prepared correctly im gonig to have to check my notes
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Nov 8, 2019 13:22
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*uses fox sports theme as ringtone* *uses espn news ding as text tone* |
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Nov 8, 2019 18:23
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tearing the toilet seat off so that i never have to think about leaving it up or down
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Nov 8, 2019 22:28
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:tearing the toilet seat off so that i never have to think about leaving it up or down I just poo poo in the shower anyways so I have more time to be alone. |
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