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Jedrick posted:I just poo poo in the shower anyways so I have more time to be alone. |
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I mean yeah, I've looked into a bidet. I just think it's more dignified. |
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Nov 8, 2019 22:47
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lighting some candles dropping a bath bomb and taking a fat poo poo in my tub to unwind at the end of a long day
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Nov 8, 2019 22:51
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Testing the limit on the laundromats washing machine capacity |
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Nov 8, 2019 22:52
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:lighting some candles dropping a bath bomb and taking a fat poo poo in my tub to unwind at the end of a long day |
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Nov 8, 2019 22:52
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Yeah I poo poo in the tub. Its called a "natural poo poo" and it's less of a shock to the dump as it exits the body. |
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Nov 8, 2019 22:54
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Down a box of muscle relaxants and crumple into the corner of the shower, allowing all of the necessary bodily fluids to seep out of me. |
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Nov 8, 2019 22:57
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It's called a "cleanse" maybe you've heard of it? |
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Nov 8, 2019 23:03
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my bros all started calling me Clean Gene after learning I use 2000 Flushes in my tub |
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Nov 9, 2019 01:44
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prepuce repurposed posted:my bros all started calling me Clean Gene after learning I use 2000 Flushes in my tub dropping the urinal cake in the tub for a Man Bath
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Nov 9, 2019 04:03
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vanisher posted:dropping the urinal cake in the tub for a Man Bath lol
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has no displayed photos of anyone from his family but did bother to frame his full-size John Wick poster
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Nov 11, 2019 06:02
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vanisher posted:dropping the urinal cake in the tub for a Man Bath wash my scrote with the toilet scrub, might as well make a bidet of it crimes |
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Nov 11, 2019 06:35
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On the bookshelf: 45 ps2 games no current system can play A series of fantasy novels read as a teenager Trash An assortment of screws Nintendo DS 2 dirty coffee mugs |
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Nov 11, 2019 23:09
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vanisher posted:Testing the limit on the laundromats washing machine capacity showers full, time to see how many turds this baby can fit
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Nov 11, 2019 23:13
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vanisher posted:On the bookshelf:
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Nov 11, 2019 23:20
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:showers full, time to see how many turds this baby can fit Load Size: Large Soil Level: High |
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Nov 11, 2019 23:26
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has a box of the nice kitchen stuff his roommates would just gently caress up in storage for when he gets his own place has had this box for 6 years
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Nov 11, 2019 23:26
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Jedrick posted:Load Size: Large |
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Nov 11, 2019 23:51
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vanisher posted:On the bookshelf: Dirty bong |
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Nov 13, 2019 13:39
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vanisher posted:On the bookshelf: |
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Nov 13, 2019 13:58
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Plz stop doxxing me. |
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Nov 13, 2019 14:20
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SardonicTyrant posted:Get the gently caress out of my apartment. said by every single guy with no kids at least once in their lives
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Toilet paper: gone for six days The fridge: empty except a family pack of grated cheese Half the apartment: filled with stacked boxes of half eaten pizza On the front door: an amazon pantry package filled with groceries impossible to obtain as it would require to get half dressed for a minute Computer: freshest high end poo poo five times more valuable than everything else at home
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builds a tower of cards using tiles of crust i scraped off my keyboard
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Nov 13, 2019 17:17
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spends a full morning drinking orange juice and watching mormon youtube videos while just dying laughing jesus man this poo poo is insane
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Nov 13, 2019 17:32
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obsessively read a poo poo tonne of simple english wikipedia looking for the funniest bits
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Nov 13, 2019 17:32
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goes to the mall once a week to "ppl watch", which provides a half dose of social interaction donates plasma for cash instead of working master of VR porn aftermath sadness thanks to mall visit |
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prepuce repurposed posted:goes to the mall once a week to "ppl watch", which provides a half dose of social interaction Pls don't doxx urself |
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Nov 13, 2019 17:56
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Goons Are Great posted:Toilet paper: gone for six days Add in an audio setup that cost as much as the car and that's my house get out |
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Nov 13, 2019 17:56
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Watching a PG-13 or higher movie on a regular TV screen without worrying about the time of day or whether the volume is too high, I imagine. |
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Nov 13, 2019 18:09
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fondly remembers the days when i was still firmly attached to the clutch of guys, well before I was snapped clean by the cruel hands of the god muakak
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Nov 13, 2019 18:14
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Nov 13, 2019 18:17
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one time, in a drunken haze, opened each and every thing he could in the kitchen, cause dad was always yelling about closing teh drawers when yer done but you KNOW WHAT DAD I AM A MAN NOW and like, opening all the cupboards and drawers and even teh stove, then sleeping the sleep of a satisfied single guy with no kids. i awoke, and went down to the kitchen to make hangover food, and almost fell over from the surprise of what the gently caress even happened here? oh yeah. you, you are so smart and cool, dude.
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Nov 13, 2019 18:40
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hanging a dragon ball z poster over your bed that you jokingly call birthcontrol but still needed to buy plan b like, you know, a handful of times
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Nov 13, 2019 18:40
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reflexively turning down loud music or movies or games e'en tho you live alone cause you are a good boy
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Nov 13, 2019 18:41
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Every wank is a luxury wank |
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i recall an easier life in the guy hive, foraging the nearby hinterland for pollen
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