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I know we got 6 weeks to go but since it's a new thread, here's the sweepstakes googlesheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/101ShRNc4MC1YtBI2XE0ru8rda4aTlNBaIytsutD-QIc/edit?usp=sharing
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goddamnedtwisto posted:BTW you do know that you can set up a Google Form to populate the spreadsheet, which should prevent most forms of cheating and other loving around?  A good idea, I will look into that today. I suspect it won't allow people to edit their guesses as we get closer to election night though? There's an edit history so i'm not too worried about people loving with other people's numbers
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Meanwhile, I trust the thread can make good use of this? (found on facebook) If Corbyn wins I think I shall be making this my christmas card to all friends and family, starting with the most gammon and working my way down
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Good point. Uh no? There's a whole month to go, and it's not entirely impossible for it to still be an accurate depiction of November 2019
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Tesseraction posted:lmao the fubpees are so angry about him attacking their queen of piss diamonds This description, loving lmao
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EvilHawk posted:Farage is snookered, the Tories are snookered, Paging Azza Bamboo i want to see this portrayed in an overly-labeled cartoon with appropriately coloured balls and where the corner pocket is labeled "ELECTION VICTORY"
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Thanks i hate it.
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Barry Foster posted:Brizzle. United Kingdom of Great Brizzle and Northizzle Izzleland
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Who will be Corbyn's BigotWoman? What will be Joris' Chips Moment?
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Angepain posted:i hope the guy with the stig avatar comes back, posts a very angry long paragraph about how we're all stupid commies, and then leaves again for another year or so Ah, the kapparomeo Pre-prepared Essay, which he posted within seconds of the labour party leadership election result Yeah that was a good one
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3739515&userid=175409#post450106766quote:Congratulations! I'm glad that Corbyn has won. It represents a great opportunity. If there's one thing that lefties hate more than splitters it's democracy but with Corbyn in charge the Left now have no excuses to fall back on and no Establishment conspiracy to blame - defeat will entirely be on themselves. I might be concerned that Corbynite blinding aggression and deafening volume would override sense if this was shortly before the next General Election but as it stands 4 1/2 years is plenty of time for the Corbynites to drive themselves into the ground. If Corbyn loses in 2020 then left-wing politics will be fully discredited, the Blairite post-GE claim that British elections are won in the centre will be definitvely proven, and the socialist cancer consuming the country will go into remission for another generation. Good times  Edit: can't not include the reply from communism bitch: quote:lmao you petulant little bitch you had this all typed out and ready to go, didn't you? gently caress off.
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Julio Cruz posted:Momentumites Please use their correct title, Momentum Thugs
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History Comes Inside! posted:I've never really talked politics with my in-laws (tories have been in power since before I got married) but this election seems to be bringing out their secret Tory alignment Try posting one of these stories to your family group chat https://www.google.com/search?q=tory+austerity+deaths Then follow up with "murderers" and no further comment
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You're misreading it. He wants to wank all over England.
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Braggart posted:No it doesn't all that should be centrally decided to not be poo poo. COUNCIL'S RIGHTS *"don't tread on me" flag but instead of a snake it's a fieldmouse or robin or some other pathetic english animal*
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Sanford posted:Spent the afternoon helping chip branches to lay new paths in our community woodland, Honestly thought for a moment you meant chipshops that were getting involved in local charity work
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Angepain posted:Do we go with theys or th'all? important decisions for the next generation There was probably an alien called Th'all on the next generation
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This is such a libdem concern. Is there also a photo of her pointing at a dog poop?
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Tarnop posted:You should stop posting People are allowed to make mistakes about which goon did what, jesus This is hardly gonna encourage lurkers to post, is it
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Nov 5, 2019 12:50
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Wear a poppy one day, and then two poppies the next day, and then 3 or 4, etc When someone asks about it point out that you treat them like scalps and so far you've vanquished X enemies
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tritsch posted:Wear a white one. That might be a bigger lightning rod for arguments than no poppy at all. Wear a rainbow one.
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What could May possibly give a lecture on She achieved NOTHING
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malk83 posted:+++Ham elation 
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:I get paid cash in hand for most of my work and faithfully report it every year on a self-assessment form. Pictured: a concerned Jaeluni just checking in with HMRC to make sure they received their letter and attached cash 
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That Italian Guy posted:"what is Ratjaculation going to pay for" Cleanup
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Tesseraction posted:and like clockwork How can it be history repeating itself if it's history that didn't happen
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Nov 8, 2019 15:32
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When I want free gas I just take an axe to the inbound pipe and collect it in jars and balloons and then tape it back up afterwards
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OwlFancier posted:
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Sanford posted:He loves it! A bowl won't keep santa out, y'know
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Poison Jam posted:I’d listen to a ukmt radio channel. All left wing and crisp chat all the time With ukmt appropriate jingles?
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Angepain posted:Yes, it's actually worse than the passive voice, in that "Pornography was put onto the screen" merely avoids mentioning who was responsible while "Pornography appeared on the screen" ignores the possibility that there even was anyone responsible to avoid mentioning. To be fair "putting" it on the screen suggests some intent. I'm sure the contractor involved didn't intend for their porn to appear and scupper their lucrative council contract. Maybe "contractor allows porn to be seen at council meeting" would be better Or we could even go with "LABOUR council watches porn at meeting!!!"
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Julio Cruz posted:my parents were watching HIGNFY last night and literally the first joke was "Jeremy Corbyn's Brexit plan is complicated lol" after which I gave up in disgust (also Helen Lewis was on who's a massive terf I believe? unless I'm messing up my Helens) Last week's show had a joke about Corbyn that alluded to the Jewish persecution, possibly the holocaust itself though i can't remember exactly because i rolled my eyes into my brain and slipped into a coma
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Are you kidding me https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-50356496 quote:A teenager has been charged with murdering a man stabbed at a knife awareness course in London. 
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