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Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

I love me some Jam but I have zero faith in the general British public. You're going to vote yourself into another Tory/Lib dem minority government and then vote Brexit in another referendum followed by a few more years of "How could this happen!? We are better than this I swear! Third referendum!"

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Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

alphabettitouretti posted:

Seeing a lot of "I'm voting lib dem because they are the party of remain!!!" on twitter which is pretty disheartening.

All that's going to result in is a lot of lib dem candidates killing lab chances of beating the tories, just so they can come in 2nd place.

That's half of the twitter responses.


The other half is PoudBrit43257: I served in the royal navy all my life! I died bravely fighting the EU in both WW1 and WW2. Don't disrespect my sacrifice by handing over power to Komrad Kommisar Korbyn So he can surrender British sovereignty to the EU now!

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Surprise T Rex posted:

Why do I keep forgetting the golden rule? Never read twitter comments, especially on a Jezza post.

Where's the magic money tree Jezza! Where is it!?

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Surprise T Rex posted:

"You say no billionaires, Jemery but you yourself have up to 3 millian poonds!"

I feel like people just don't understand how much more money a billion is than a million.

Then people link pictures of his million pound house and it looks like some Soviet era community project.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

I googled Corbyns house for pictures and found this article. I never heard about it at the time.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/17/climate-protesters-glue-together-outside-jeremy-corbyns-house-9239600/

XR protestors chained themselves to Corbyns fence and demanded he do more for the environment.

I like the comment asking why they didn't chain themselves to Goves fence as both ruling party and minister for the environment.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Swinson really has the worst luck with lighting. Seems half the photos of her has the lighting from the back. Turning her eyes into sunken hollows. Sith emperor style.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

I forgot. Can the PM cancel Brexit without a parliament vote?

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Okay but can we agree that if say....PM Corbyn cancelled Brexit.

His opponents and some supporters would probably condemn him for the rest of his life. But would a parliamentary majority be willing to start up article 50 again? Or would they just be content to be rid of this hot potato?

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

I can't even blame the Lib Dems (too much) For going full Tory crony.


Before the coalition they had some liberal left wing voters and some liberal right wing voters. Their coalition with the Tories demonstrably lost them all the left wing voters. A coalition with Labour would not return any of those voters but would absolutely lose them their remaining liberal right wing voters and probably kill the party.

I just wish they wouldn't pay so much lip service to the "rational middle ground" when they are 100% right wing stooges.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

https://twitter.com/keewa/status/1190204815080591360?s=20

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Samovar posted:

At the risk of sounding dense, it's their enything concrete, I - a British citizen living abroad in Sweden - can do to help Labour?

Look at this one sampling the fancy imported socialism instead of making it at home.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

This can't possibly be real.


Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Nov 2, 2019

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

It was posted by Zwei squirrel so it threw me off a bit. Glad it's not true but it wasn't as unfeasible as it should have been.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Soylent Yellow posted:

Of course it isn't real. Hatred of tree-rats would be her only sound and sensible opinion.

They're tree kittens :mad:

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Braggart posted:

There are 26 letters in the English alphabet, but an unknown number of dumb stupid bullshit things that really should be done away with. The Germans manage to stay on top of their language so I don't know why we can't just :words:-spelled-nonsensically

Germans still use a double "b" to say "s".

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Middle class people born into middle class families hold all important posts in major left leaning parties and organizations. They need to blur the line so they can keep their mansions and modest rental properties after the revolution.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Grey Hunter posted:

No. My wife was reading thier pamplet last night, and said its vauge comments and mostly bashing the two main parties.

Old Labour and New Labour?

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Chucat posted:

Boring as hell question about terfs that's been on and off bugging me for the last week.

What the hell do you do when they go "Oh so you don't care about ciswomen then?" when they bring up stuff like "People will self-identify to get into women's spaces and the women are scared of this happening" and I'm going "That literally doesn't happen, here's a report that says it doesn't happen." and they go "But what if it did, don't you care about women?"

Harassing/creeping on women in the women's bathroom is already illegal under current law regardless of the legal/biological gender/sex of the offender.

Any examples they will cite will be stuff like "the offender stormed into the bathroom and attacked a woman... ... ... sentenced to X"

Eschenique fucked around with this message at 11:07 on Nov 3, 2019

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Based on how badly Jo Swinson handled that interview I can only assume that she hadn't heard about the chart and assumed that it was put out by the national level Lib Dems instead of a local one. And she thought it was her head on the block.

She could easily have dodged responsibility if she just said it wasn't a very good chart and that she's going to talk to them about it. Now she made their local lovely chart her own chart.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

I thought Matts deal was that they gave him a theme and he had to churn out a comic in record time before publication. So he was basically on call 24 hours a day for this.

Bobby Deluxe posted:



It reminds me of a discussion yeats ago in the Ctrl-Alt-Del thread years ago - someone posted a CAD comic with the text removed and asked if you could guess what the characters were doing, and then did the same with a few others like Penny Arcade, PvP and VGCats.

At least with VGCats and PA, the characters facial expressions and poses expressed what they were saying, but with CAD you had no idea because it was all expressionless poo poo. The same thing is happening here. There's nothing interesting or visually unique going on.





That's like a $3000 tablet to paste together faces Southpark style with.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

ronya posted:

In many sports, compensation is a lottery - the best player in the world makes mad bank. The tenth best player might need a day job to pay the bills. The difference between their quantifiable performance might be miniscule.

Given the time commitment necessary to compete in these sports, and the impossibility of knowing upfront that one is in fact going to be the mad-bank star, the lottery must pay out exceptionally well to justify the investment. This is what drives up top-end incomes - one is seeing a lottery pay out. But if one takes averages amongst professional players (take your pick in setting some plausible lower limit for determining a "serious" player), average expected compensation is much less. It is possible for most players to earn nothing, even after sinking tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars on full-time training, coaches, equipment, etc. - never mind the cost of giving up a stabler career.

There isn't really a good way around this, since as Ms. A observed much of the top-end earnings is from demand for the superstar's performance. Due to the global nature of sport, national attempts to enforce compensation to lower-tier players can be evaded by simply the top-tier players competing on an individual basis elsewhere.

I have a friend who makes bank as an international youth ping pong coach. The games and winning is almost wholly separated from the much more important business aspect.

Sometimes they will throw a game by putting their lowest ranked player against the other teams highest ranked player. Because winning will put them against a team for a match with poor merchandising and ad value or might bind them to a follow up tournament with poor profits. The real good money is in a handful of high ranked players and highly rated coaches. Because you can get rich parents to throw fortunes worth of advertisement deals at the team if their kid is can be a member of that club you can offer the chance to train against a player ranked in the top 20s etc.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Aphex- posted:

Yeah my work has 'flexible working' which basically just means core hours are between 10 and 4 but you can turn up any time before then and leave any time after as long as you do your 8 hours it's all good. I like it a lot more because I get to work 8 to 4 and miss the rush hour and have a nice quiet hour in the morning with no one else around.

I had a friend who had this working at an airport. He would show up at at work at midnight and go home at 8 in the morning and maybe did 1 hour of work in that time.


You would think that they would crack down on something like that but there were already more than enough functional adults to fill the spots during the regular work day

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Steve2911 posted:

My office is going to start going down the route that everyone works at home at least one day a week (which a lot of people already do). A lot of people hate the idea, because either they're just not set up to work at home, or they can't get into the mindset of working productively outside of the office environment.

Even when I work at home I have trouble keeping my mind on work and end up finding distractions for myself (like browsing UKMT at 9.05am).

Parents with dead souls go to work to get a break from family life. Making them spend more time at home is a punishment.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

clear eyes full farts posted:

corbs is a good and the sun is poo poo but lol https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10272024/duping-corbyn-supports-terrorists/

not as funny as millibong.jpg though

Comment section is like "he signs without reading! He can't be PM!"

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Reading the comment section on a Corb tweet I'm wondering. Are Brits the biggest transphobes in the world or are the Russian bots just working overtime for the election?


https://twitter.com/Lorgar5/status/1191436925644787712?s=20

About a patient demanding a white doctor.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Top Gear are Tories? Are there any good famous Brits left?


Please tell me Sean Connery is still cool.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

I'm disappointed that the telegraph got any quote out of Ian McKellen other than "Get hosed torygraph"

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Is Eric Clapton still cool?

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Yeah okay Clapton was on purpose because it's just so dumb for a man who made his whole career covering superior black artists music to also be a massive racist.

If I recall his excuse after that speech was that he was pretending to do a Monty Python sketch. Which is apt because Cleese is also a massive racist.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Rarity posted:

One trans poster is as good as another I guess

Leave Jason Statham out of this.

Edit: Oh god I bet Jason Statham is a massive Brexiteer.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

I could have sworn I remember Stephen fry being involved in some controversy a few years back over some tweet or comment. Maybe it was Jeremy Clarkson?

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Patrick Stewart wall or not. Hmmm.

How many cars does he have and what types?

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Tesseraction posted:

The fire door was locked.

Also, it had a lock.

I did at a job at a rental complex once and they had this huge steel firedoor that couldn't be locked. It opened with hand cranked "bars" So the landlord installed a smaller metal/plexiglass door inside the frame with the steel door just permanently open ajar. And then put a lock on the smaller door.


I assume that permanently loving with the bigger door would have gotten him into trouble and that the smaller door was probably not very legal either. If someone bothered to enforce anything on landlords.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019


Wouldn't want to undermine the quality of British cooking!

*puts can of pickled haggis and kidney into the microwave*

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

mrpwase posted:

I used to live near Stratford-upon-Avon, and Patrick Stewart was starring in a Shakespeare play at the RST. Driving to work one day, as I was pulling out of a junction in a small village, he came roaring past at 20+ over the limit in a Range Rover and almost sideswiped me. So I have a bit of an issue with his road safety record.

Interestingly not too long after David Tennant was starring in Hamlet at the RST, and almost did the same to me at a roundabout in Stratford. So now I live in fear of white male actors who are famous for sci-fi roles that also star in Shakespeare plays :ohdear:

Never encounter your heroes. In school we visited a film studio once. The class spotted reasonable famous actor from various child friendly comedy shows and we ran up to him to say hi. He sneered at us like loving Golum and shouted "gently caress off you little shits!"

I will never forget that.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Purple Prince posted:

What the hell? Why would you even do this unless the intention is to create a deathtrap?

I assume because the bigger door (like 1,5 x 2 meter opening) Couldn't be locked in any way. And he probably got the smaller door on the cheap

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Jose posted:

yeah thats where i was. it was only after eating there twice i realised it was the place. i didn't order any ice cream though

https://www.smh.com.au/national/human-excrement-found-in-free-gelato-20081026-gdt0cj.html

quote:

"There was no doubting what it was. The whole family became hysterical. My poor son screamed at one of their staff: 'You made my mum eat poo."' The family complained to Waverley police.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Miftan posted:

Pronounced za'een ba-a-een does mean "dick in eye" and is commonly used slang in modern Hebrew to mean "bullshit" or express disbelief and much less commonly as a replacement to something like "owned". Haven't heard anyone use it in years though! Maybe I got old.

drat these kids and their hip new.... Hebrew???

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Can anyone clear up the whole "Corbyn did Iranian State TV for £20,000" thing?

Looks kind of a bad considering the Iranian regime at the time. I realize it's blown out of proportion on the google search results but are there any mitigating circumstances?

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Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Tesseraction posted:

He was scheduled for interviews, he wasn't a presenter, but yeah he shouldn't have done it.

No silver lining? No redemption arc?

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