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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1190580636651851777 I'm the fucker who has reduced sports funding over the last few decades tying to glory hunt over other peoples achievements.
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Nov 2, 2019 14:16
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Just realized that all 'home' pics of Boris are from behind, not showing his face.
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Nov 2, 2019 16:29
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I miss buttcoin.org, it had stories on how people tried to use bitcoin and how cashing out was hard. Like meeting guys in Denny parking lots, only to have them try to talk you around to 'invest' your buttcoins in their billion dollar ideas.
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Nov 3, 2019 18:12
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Azza Bamboo posted:If you say "gently caress you" when you should say "thank you" it earns a punishment. Eton?
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Nov 3, 2019 18:18
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kustomkarkommando posted:Hey it's time for some incredibly dumb Northern Irish news! Hey man, couple it with this: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-50274904 quote:The DUP has said it will not stand an election candidate in Fermanagh and South Tyrone to support the Ulster Unionists' bid for the seat. Yeah, no pact here to see, move along.
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Nov 3, 2019 19:36
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c0burn posted:Swindon is live on sky news and is being a right bastard Now they have Jeremy, and he's making hers sound as energetic as a funeral wake.
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Nov 5, 2019 12:25
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OwlFancier posted:Jacob rees mogg would actually have used his galactic brain to will the fire out and also turn the tower into 30 luxury apartments that nobody lived in, thereby actually making them the safest possible form of accomodation. Things Jacob Rees Mogg Thinks He Knows More Than - Firefighters at a tower blaze - The CBI about Brexit - Van Drivers who run deliveries across EU countries - The UK Treasury (when businesses were moving out of the UK, he accused the Treasury allowing them to humiliate the UK) - German car makers Add any I missed.
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Nov 5, 2019 20:46
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Sexual Aluminum posted:I hope Labor wins the election. Good luck Brits, show we aren’t 100% hellworld. Lib Dem/UUP coalition incoming....
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Nov 5, 2019 20:49
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team overhead smash posted:Can anyone clarify; I know 34 of Johnson's new hospitals are purely hypothetical designs but of the remaining 6 how many are actual new hospitals and how many are extensions/rebuilds of existing hospitals? Private Eye did a bit on this two issues ago. At work atm, so cant check it out. If I remember, will post it later, or if anyone can get access to theirs they can post it.
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Nov 7, 2019 15:28
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OwlFancier posted:I desperately want to see jeremy corbyn's boris impression now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sytRVJ7MnzE Edit: Beaten by Miftan happyhippy fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Nov 7, 2019 |
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Nov 7, 2019 22:16
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Bardeh posted:https://twitter.com/ManufacturingNI/status/1192564837345353728 Boris lying again. He offered the customs drawn at the Irish Sea, so whats to tell if something is made in NI and something not?
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Nov 8, 2019 02:03
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mehall posted:If you were watching Question Time tonight, I was the guy with the beard talking about anti-semitism. Well done. I don't think I could have done that without swearing at least twice.
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Nov 8, 2019 03:21
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kustomkarkommando posted:A 7 way debate with no-DUP seems extra funny this year as they are bound to be mentioned at least in passing You know as well as I do, if there is no NI people in the room we suddenly do not exist. At best they will refer to the Republic.
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Nov 8, 2019 15:32
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Guavanaut posted:But what's 'political' in the early 00s? Mark Thomas's show. I wish it was still on. And Bremner, Bird, and Fortune.
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Nov 10, 2019 00:48
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Once met a school friend that I hadn't see for years on a bus trip home. 5 minutes before arriving at the depot, he takes out a bottle of poppers, inhales it, offers some to me which I refused. Asked him if he was going to a party and he said nah he was home here to visit the parents. Still think its surreal today.
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Nov 10, 2019 00:55
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OwlFancier posted:Besides if we leave the EU we can't have eurotrash any more so we have to make our own. Who would host Eurotrash UK though? Edit: UKtrash starring Peter Stringfellow and ? happyhippy fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Nov 10, 2019 |
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Nov 10, 2019 01:56
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You know, in an alternative universe we are at this minute complaining about the miles long customs delays and shop supplies dwindling post Halloween brexit. But with still things stuck up our arses.
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Nov 10, 2019 02:48
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OwlFancier posted:The buttplugs were stopped at customs so we are complaining about not having things stuck up our arses because of brexit. LOL, now that gave me a good belly laugh. Meanwhile in this universe the same truck: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-50331907
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Nov 10, 2019 02:54
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goddamnedtwisto posted:https://twitter.com/Classic_picx/status/1193087422210412544 This captured how our area was back then. There as no jobs so everyone was loving off to europe or the US to work illegally. My fathers and uncles worked in New York for a few years back then. Dad loved this show.
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Nov 10, 2019 14:43
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Nov 10, 2019 22:32
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_76-eZZLec A squatter let off a firework during the minutes silence in Eccles.
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Nov 11, 2019 02:09
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sebzilla posted:And more invasive surgery is a more effective placebo! "Crikey, I don't usually have to clean up my own taint."
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Nov 11, 2019 21:56
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Teeth chat. Thankfully my wisdom teeth came out fine. But I had a tooth nerve die when I was 17, a front incisor, and it rotted and created an abscess up into my skull. As it was an incisor, they could only drill in from the back, to drain the pus and rotting meat that used to be me. They couldn't get a suction tube into it, so had to ask me to suck out the pus with my tongue. The taste was unbelievable, what I expect rotting meat would taste like. The pressure pain from the skull abcess was really painful and a weird pain. You don't usually feel pressure from your upper cheeks outwards, I still today can not describe it. Edit: Vietnam flashback! I remember pulling out stringy bits out of the tooth, and feeling it from the inside of my gums. happyhippy fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Nov 12, 2019 |
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Nov 12, 2019 00:09
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OwlFancier posted:https://twitter.com/Amojak2/status/1194742560746541058 It's like a Spitting Image song
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Nov 15, 2019 00:19
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deletebeepbeepbeep posted:Still trying to get over the fact that Corbyn himself is going to come around and fix my broadband once he has nationalised it. I have a friend who works as an engineer fixing internet and phone lines in rural Scotland. So rural that he has to park his van, and get on his bike for 20 minutes or more extra to get to the place up some mountain or trail. Must ask him what he thinks of this promise.
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Nov 15, 2019 15:06
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Jose posted:Typical soft southerner Hold on now. It could be a beer hat.
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Nov 16, 2019 15:33
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Guavanaut posted:Count Dankula stupid poo poo Speaking of which, he quit UKIP a few days ago. Saying 'it was just for a laugh'.
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Nov 16, 2019 16:02
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Some funny comments follow this tweet: Trees grow quicker over shallow graves.
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Nov 16, 2019 17:27
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Cut them open and count the rings. Oh wait, thats for age.
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Nov 16, 2019 17:37
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Jose posted:I forgot to watch what's so disastrous about it https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/nov/16/top-lawyer-calls-prince-andrew-bbc-interview-catastrophic-error quote:Mark Stephens, who represented James Hewitt after his alleged affair with Princess Diana, said: “This strategy only works if you’ve got a complete and full answer to every possible question, and here there are too many loose ends.
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Nov 16, 2019 22:33
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Angepain posted:can't wait for one part of Northern Ireland to democratically and decisively vote to become part of Scotland, just to make things complicated for everyone Our soccer team will be unbeatable! * *until the first round, then lose 10-0.
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Nov 17, 2019 16:35
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Someone's going to have a tell all in next weeks Sunday papers! Bidding starts at half a mill. Duckula posted:So what happens now? Prince Andrew disappears from the public eye for the rest of time? Yeah basically. He will take a 'vacation' now and just hide away until another Royal fucks up.
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Nov 17, 2019 18:10
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"Caesar Salad, what I expect from such posh out of touch with the common people that he is. I had 2 pints of mild and some pork scratching before I came out here" said Boris.
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Nov 19, 2019 20:42
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PawParole posted:https://i.imgur.com/E4GHxBg.jpg SCP 9435 - The screaming politician.
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Nov 19, 2019 22:29
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BalloonFish posted:the format was poo poo, the questions were terrible, That's ITV for you. They have had a terrible way of doing reporting for at least a decade nearly now. Since they intentionally cut their budgets on their news. Do they still do that fake insert during some sob story interview of the interviewer nodding in sympathy? Havent seen that in a long time
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Nov 20, 2019 03:11
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Braggart posted:Guys I found an old post by a loony leftie that proves Corbyn is just as bad as Swinson: At least his porn dwarf is still alive.
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Nov 21, 2019 15:32
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Tsaedje posted:You need to be earning over £100k before it costs you a positively crippling £20 a week extra. OMG NO! HOW DARE YOU STEAL FROM JOB CREATORS!
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Nov 22, 2019 14:12
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I think I would be content for life if I was getting £80k a year.
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OwlFancier posted:https://twitter.com/PaulDock93/status/1197947792876027904 I pick Zathras from Babylon 5.
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