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Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin
Snart / Helg 2020

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Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Gripweed posted:

He killed the big terrorist and expected applause, but nobody gave a poo poo. I think getting booed at the baseball game might have been the moment he realized that literally nothing he does will ever make everyone like him

The next day he moved to Florida

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Father of the year

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Ages posted:

Hang Stephen Thompson for treason

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

smarxist posted:

oh my god i never noticed the version of dreams they're listening to is some japanese cover lol

Cantonese you heathen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9IRENn2EPE

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

"They're shouting John Boo-arron! John Boo-arron!"

Hillary 2024 has issued a correction as of 21:08 on Nov 3, 2019

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

gently caress. cats really can flatten themselves to go through seams in the wall.

If the skull fits then the rest of the cat can usually get through

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

https://twitter.com/JLPtalk/status/1190748874450685952?s=20

Agh, this makes me so CALM!

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Reality Sinner posted:

if Stephen millar can find love, so can i

There truly is someone for everyone.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin
Could be evil masked liberals, could also be that Andy Ngo hadn't been in the news for a while. Who can say?

https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1190303913045442561?s=20

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Squizzle posted:

were they carrying milkshakes

No, they just walked up to the cameras and waved their arms a bit. Typical liberals.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

pillsburysoldier posted:

He won't.

He'll end up a comms director for governor joseph salads

I'm sure you mean congressman Joey Saladino, leader of the piss caucus?

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

We already have that capability for the F-35. Next!

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/please_b_nice/status/1190671333178216448?s=20

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin
ScottyMo, obviously NOT in the pocket of Big Coal.

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1191028644573040640?s=20

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/TopherCarlton/status/1191169713868591104?s=20

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Is he still going out with Megan Bobonick? Because her insta says she's married and expecting a baby.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Bulgakov posted:

richard spencer is the baby

I think they might have got married in secret because she doesn't mention her last name or anything about the baby daddy on Instagram.

https://www.instagram.com/the.meg.shark/

The implications are horrifying

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

When prison food gets fancy.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Unperson_47 posted:

also it's insane how much we have meddled with the body form of dogs. chihuahuas are the same species as irish wolfhounds

Noone really knows why dog genes are so plastic. We've had domesticated cats for nearly as long and they still mostly look like cats.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

That URL still works if you want to buy someone a penis shirt. https://tinyurl.com/y4gdkk5n

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

CBP: The cruelty is the point.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

mysterious frankie posted:

Is Milos final attempt to grasp the ring of financial solvency through public attention selling out ol Boys From Brazil: Morrissey Edition?

Milo is just desperate for attention. And hopefully if he gets a lot of it from this leak he'll post more secret nazi recordings.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Mustached Demon posted:

gently caress my coworkers a complete moron

Everyone has a moron co-worker. It's a union thing.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Melania Trump wins every time but declines to accept the prize.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Good Christ the guillotines can't come fast enough.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Poniard posted:

who is that guy im going to disappear him into a cave and keep him alive while i tear a little bit of skin off his body every day and his family will wonder what happened to him until they find a completely flayed corpse delivered in pieces to their mansion

https://twitter.com/kevinolearytv/status/1188627643383668736?s=20

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Bethamphetamine posted:

Does Jim Jordan even have the necessary security clearance level to participate in House Intelligence Committee hearings? Wasn't he part of a group of morons who breached an intelligence meeting and brought cellphones into a highly secure room?

I'm still not sure that anything matters.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

triple sulk posted:

wouldnt "reading the transcript" just be more damning

Duscat posted:

it's a bluff, and it works because no chud is going to read the transcript

they've been told what's in the transcript already, which is a perfect call and no quid pro quo

None of them read their bibles, they rely on other people to tell them what's in it. Why would they bother reading anything else?

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Preston Waters posted:

gently caress ok


lol


just LMFAO


you loving leftist heroes have no idea what the gently caress it means to be in the middle of a goddamn crowd of randos from alabama who may or may not have finished high school

one time when Scarborough was leaving, some genius woman behind me muttered "that loving nbc democrat bastard"

i turned around and told her he was previously a republican congressman and she looked at me like she wanted to kill me.

Excuse me we are at war with Eurasia and have always been at war with Eurasia, it says so here in my Fox News channel

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

https://twitter.com/meyer_495/status/1190704483686211584?s=20

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Is that what happened to the piss tape?

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

not an endorsement posted:

i hear if you leave a bowl of milk by your door rand paul will visit you in the night and shine your boots

If you burn a pile of leaves then Rand Paul's neighbor will put him in hospital.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/dailydot/status/1191377813976301568?s=20

Hillary 2024 has issued a correction as of 11:11 on Nov 5, 2019

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

War, what is it good for?

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

brugroffil posted:

lol every republican is just extremely stupid

NofrikinfuN posted:

They know what works on the idiots that vote for them. :shrug:

Six of one, half dozen of the other.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

Libertarianism is weird because you when u say that word I simultaneously think of xenophobic technocrats with doomsday compounds and chill weed dudes showing me Zeitgeist videos

I just see a contrarian pedophile eating lead paint chips because big government told him not to.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/ElieNYC/status/1191371439611547652?s=20

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

The GOP won. In Mississippi.

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Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

“They were too stupid to successfully commit a crime” Lindsay Graham stumping for Trump 2020

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