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Live Free posted:I don't wanna get up in the morning and go to stupid rear end work live free
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Nov 1, 2019 04:27
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https://twitter.com/ShreeyaSinha/status/1190066171145383936 https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SoupyLeafyGrosbeak-mobile.mp4
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Nov 1, 2019 05:02
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*cough* *wheeze* Ha-happy Halloween
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Nov 1, 2019 05:06
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Xaris posted:yeah it's kinda sad but halloween and dicking around in your neighborhood is pretty much dead. only retired boomers own houses, suburbs n poo poo are super atomized adn no ones each other nor wants to. it reall seems like it's become consolidated to a few hot spots like a church parking lot, or walmart parking lot, amybe some business-district event where you go to barber shops n flower shops n get candy, or a few destination streets that shut down a street. its kinda weird my street is a destination street bc it's not ritzy, esp compared to loads of neighborhoods nearby, but i guess parking and traffic is light here so mayhbe thats how it started. I was talking with my mom about this earlier tonight, it's just gone through the same process everything else goes through with capitalism, certain neighborhoods are completely dead (we used to get a steady stream of 'treaters every halloween but 0 tonight) while other neighborhoods are completely overwhelmed she was talking about this one neighborhood in Bellevue that had like a dozen cop cars stationed because they were getting slammed with treaters nonstop from 4 pm to 7 pm
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Nov 1, 2019 05:14
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it's really cool though to watch halloween being actively ruined by capitalism when they realized "oh hey we can monetize the gently caress outta this" and not just the sugar/costume corporations
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Nov 1, 2019 05:29
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tongiht officially marks the time in 2019 that I add the third, heavy blanket to my bed so I can sleep comfortably without shivering and freezing the coming of winter the dark time
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Nov 1, 2019 05:31
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mormonpartyboat posted:yeah i miss back when it was about ??? read the last 7 words of that sentence I guess?
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Nov 1, 2019 05:31
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Slumfrog posted:Isn't every adult costume "sexy" now too? Although even that well must be running dry now, with pretty much every possible thing done already. I figure they must be down to stuff like "sexy lawnmower" and "sexy oven mitt" by now. yeah the wooden planks at the bottom of the barrel have been scraped threadbare by now there just isn't much left to do with halloween and I'm actually really curious to see how capitalism reacts to this over the next few years I wonder if there'll be a wave of ironically lovely costumes or if it'll just gradually get deinterested kinda like thanksgiving
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Nov 1, 2019 05:35
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oh good is it time for the beltway libs to poo poo on socialism
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Nov 1, 2019 16:09
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The Alpha Centauri posted:Open world MMORPG or gtfo you're already living in one
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Nov 1, 2019 16:14
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The Alpha Centauri posted:Comedy option, they 25th him so the Senate can have a little distance and shift blame to the cabinet and somethi g so.ethi g fjdplfhsysu even if they wanted to do this, there's no way it would go smoothly, snart would throw a massive nonstop tantrum on twitter for months lol there's no escaping the helg
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Nov 1, 2019 16:19
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Nov 1, 2019 17:47
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Bilirubin posted:Like, is it possible to slap a gif into a sig? Because I would like this in my sig yes just put it in there
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Nov 1, 2019 18:04
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:87 pages already, good lord you animals That's below average pace Average pace is roughly 100 pages a day
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Nov 1, 2019 21:36
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Tirade posted:Some day I'm gonna write an effortpost comparing the GWB and Trump presidencies to The Human Centipede and The Human Centipede 2. no you won't
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Nov 1, 2019 21:44
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twoday posted:What does this mean Helg has been snarted
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Nov 2, 2019 04:22
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Salt Fish posted:this sucks please talk about anything different its the weekend I just want trump ah, it's the weekend? snart helg, salt fish
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Nov 2, 2019 04:29
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Scavino!
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Nov 2, 2019 16:58
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holy lmao I missed this news lol lolllll https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1190548086948614144 being impeached because you're asking foreign governments for help? better ask a foreign government for help
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Nov 2, 2019 17:08
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D1E posted:Why isn't AOC running for President? senate 2022 president 2024
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Nov 2, 2019 17:34
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Nov 2, 2019 23:16
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Squizzle posted:are weed break dreams or patch dreams more vivid and has anyone tried combining them to enter the dream realm physically  
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Nov 3, 2019 07:11
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Bilirubin posted:wait, WHO did you say is president? Snart J. Helg
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Nov 3, 2019 07:14
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Fix posted:https://twitter.com/KimZetter/status/1190746888166764544 just remove the goddamn pillar
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Nov 3, 2019 07:22
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tacodaemon posted:horny is prohibited
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Nov 3, 2019 07:34
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Nov 3, 2019 17:17
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Reality Sinner posted:This guy got severance and emotion suffering damages that were more than anyone he pepper sprayed He should be killed
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Nov 3, 2019 17:18
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Nov 3, 2019 17:26
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We're like 2-3 months away from him tweeting out "Rise up!"
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Nov 3, 2019 17:43
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avant-garde polticial compass
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Nov 3, 2019 17:50
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This article is amazing lolquote:But if they spent more time studying actual history, which can’t easily be found on iPhones, they’d know that boomers were, and remain, the most socially and environmentally conscious generation America ever has ever known. https://twitter.com/stevecuozzo/status/1190659641417580545 https://twitter.com/stevecuozzo/status/1190999884163358722
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Nov 3, 2019 18:01
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Reality Sinner posted:Im sorry r r letting myself be trolled by the ny post her'es a picture of the guy who wrote that article /cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/56900617/cuozzocover.0.jpg)
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Nov 3, 2019 18:20
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smarxist posted:i've been tonguing a stringy bit of chicken stuck in my bottom teeth for about an hour and it finally busted loose and i feel so elated Don't waste your time on an obvious troll.
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Nov 3, 2019 18:28
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Calibanibal, I summon you. Destroy the chain restaurateurs.
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Nov 3, 2019 18:53
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The TRUMP, or, Snart and Helg Again
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Nov 3, 2019 18:56
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vice still hasn't tweeted about this so have a secondhand method of linking to this article https://twitter.com/tack_sharp/status/1190982921437536262
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Nov 3, 2019 19:19
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ICE child rape camps
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Nov 3, 2019 19:19
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The Alpha Centauri posted:didn't the pope come out and say hell/purgatory doesn't exist? gehenna was originally the garbage dump outside jerusalem or something like that
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Nov 4, 2019 18:35
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Intel&Sebastian posted:lmfao has there ever been a person in the history of mankind who has bombed while doing stand-up and just immediately thought "I might be bad at this, or these jokes are bad" rather than concocting some other reason or conspiracy as to why they aren't good at stand-up? You don't see it because these people quietly vanish into the ether instead of quadrupling down
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