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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Drunkboxer posted:

lol literally yesterday

You act like the president understands causality or continuity


To him and people like him, all events exist in a total vacuum

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Ain’t heard about any new crimes for a while. Getting the shakes.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


tenderjerk posted:

Thank you! Working hard!

Enjoy!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


We need a really good Friday crimes dump. I’m jonesing over here

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Oooooh yeah, that’s the stuff

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


colachute posted:

how many calories are in a human body of trump’s size

A pound of fat is 3500 calories, so 836,500, which is enough to melt 2,390 kilograms of steel.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


lol the president is so methed up

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Ahahahaha, the Nationals are having their parade in DC today and Trump is going to a UFC flight instead. Such a petty little baby

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


We’re at my grandmother in law’s house because she had a stroke. My wife’s step mom turned on Fox News and tried to argue with me about the poo poo that was on while we’re trying to see the 95 year old woman who had a stroke. I want to scream but I went for a drive instead.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



lol

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Poniard posted:

who did you think was the top

Jessie Nelson

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Dang, this inspired me to suit up and enter my own personal octogon, the pennlive.com forums

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

medical bill collectors are loving insane and i'm not talking about agencies that buy medical debt. i was outpatient in a hospital for a test right after my deductible reset and got calls from them before the bill even arrived in the mail. garbage people.

I had a retina separation about six years back. Went to the hospital my employer at the time owned. Had to scan a credit card before they'd register me to see an ophthalmologist. very cool!

When you tell people not from the US that the hospitals have the same credit card readers as gas stations they think you're full of poo poo

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


cumshitter posted:

the dumbest thing about bill collections is that people give actual names and numbers for references when you can just make that poo poo up

thre was one guy who leased a vehicle and never made a single payment and never picked up his phone. so i had to call his references. and i would just leave a voicemail saying "Hi I'm Cumshitter I'm with [company] you were listed as a reference if you know how to contact X please let us know, thank you and have a nice day."

i did this every other day for a few weeks and then they called me absolutely incensed and spent like 5 minutes bitching me otu and i was like "ok man if you dont me to call you thats cool it makes my job easier. its one less call i have to make."

Serious question, how closely does the Vantagescore that poo poo like Creditkarma gives you align to FICO?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


cumshitter posted:

creditkarma just pulls from Experian (I think?) afaik. they do legit give you credit info from one of the agencies

but your score can vary by agency, even if they will normally be close

theyre also the best free option for filing your federal taxes because they take your info and send you credit card recommendations. best option for filing at the state level is your state franchise tax board. they will typically let you file for free provided you earn less than a set amount, and even then its very reasonable. for exmaple, in california its free to file if you make under $67K or something like that.

do not ever give turbotax a loving dime. their service is good, but the best way to do it is to file through creditkarma for federal and the state franchise board for state while filling it out on turbotax at the same time. turbotax has better explanations and then when you get to the end and they say "Good job, give us $35 and we'll submit your taxes!" you just close out

and then turbotax has the loving balls to ask for donations after you file like lol what the gently caress.

Thanks dude, also I'm real fuckin dumb so I use HR Block online just because I've used them for ten years lolllll

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


PDP-1 posted:

i was there and the crowd was saying Doooo...onald Trump!

i was having the time of my life, as were all of my trump-supporting friends who were just out of frame

stupid fake media reporting it otherwise

You will never, ever again see Trump attend a public event with a crowd that isn't carefully vetted.

Then again I said this two days ago

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Bert Roberge posted:

NPR played an hour's worth of pro-Buttigieg propaganda this afternoon and it was nothing but softball questions.

NPR played a story last week about how good the Taiwanese protestors were because they were explicitly only targeting anti-democracy businesses when they vandalize things.

Oddly enough, American antifa protests or the Seattle G8 are just thugs that destroy everything.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Squizzle posted:

money sounds like a real hassle

we should probably abolish it

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



My mother in law told me today that Trump gave me my raises since 2017

maybe she's right??!?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


This is the most lawyer-heavy place I read on the internet and it's really cool to read this thread and tell people "hey, telling your lawyer to lie in front of congress for you is illegal" and get the extremely legally airtight response of "lol no it isn't lib".

Maybe we should split America on conservative boundaries

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Zyla posted:

theres so many recordings they could never watch all of them if they never stopped watching them the rest of their lives

My brother told me about how he runs a Dell Poweredge server in his basement that has like 8 VMs that scrapes poo poo off the internet and I'm sorta afraid it's this poo poo

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Zeriel posted:

I haven't got a raise in two years and I'm being fired next year. Tell your mother in law to go gently caress herself.

She took today's visit to grandma, who had a stroke and is going to die soon, to argue with me about how Trump is good.

I loving despise this woman and I will never again visit her once grandma goes to the great beyond.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Xaris posted:

yikes. you could probably ask and either they'll straight up tell you without shame or go 'well y'know.. like.. like, stuff, like youtubes and streams" in which case you also know

He's married and has three kids and is probably the nicest person I know despite looking like Shrek, which means that it's probably the worst thing possible.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



I'm guessing "Iran just stopped attacking ships" is ironic

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

waking up to the president tweeting about raking the forest again

going back to bed, gently caress this

My step mom in law (it's complicated) turned on Fox News to the california fires yesterday and told me it happened because the loony LA liberals didn't allow logging.

Not a tree in sight on TV, I pointed that out.

She said "what's burning then?"

I said "scrubgrass"

She said, "I don't want to talk about this anymore"

These people are completely loving brain dead

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Plinkey posted:

goats saved the reagan library, 2019 is werid

Once her grandmother passes we are never again going to visit her family and they can rot in their little opioid hell, gently caress those people.

(Johnstown PA)

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


SpiderHyphenMan posted:

wow i feel awful

why? besides the crushing weight of reality

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Mayor Dave posted:

It's insane because diverting water for agriculture in the Central valley has absolutely nothing to do with wildfires and if anything would make them worse

It's actually because the granola libs aren't letting the captains of industry cut down the trees that aren't there.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I believe that Preston James brings important alternative viewpoints to the forum that certainly need to be debated and discussed.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Paid trolls don't exist on the internet. Every single hosed up comment on Youtube and a newspaper site that you see is 100% a sincere boomer or boomer-brain who genuinely believes what they're posting.

California is burning because no one is vacuuming the forest, Adam Schiff is committing sedition, any investigation of the president is a coup, the libs are attempting to kill off 'real american culture' by importing pernicious urban culture, and nothing matters.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


DryGoods posted:

is that a man with crab parts or a crab with man parts?

*to the tune of god bless america*
~ turn on your monitor~
~ don't sign your posttttsss~

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


SKULL.GIF posted:

We're like 2-3 months away from him tweeting out "Rise up!"

That’s absolutely coming. All the “coup” poo poo is in preparation for that.


His fanbase being what it is, the insurrection will last exactly as long as the scooter batteries do

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Love to spend money to let people know about my planned unlawful insurrection

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


lorn Wayne posted:

launching my trucknutz kickstarter, with 'IMPEACH DEEZ' on the mudflap

Get on it, this is literally a money-making proposition in 2019

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


a.lo posted:

lol what’s this person’s endgame

Opioid overdose

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


DryGoods posted:

Promises Made. Promises Kept.

Enjoy!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Didn’t this flag start as a flat out loony conspiracy theory

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I went to Chili’s once and I saw a literal 70s wizard van in the parking lot. Chili’s rules

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Preston Waters posted:

Leave zyla alone!

They did nothing wrong!

well, other than making me autocorrect to xfiles every time

Damning testimony against Zyla

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