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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


nice

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


holy gently caress what am I looking at

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

That Works posted:

Perspective is hell here. Are they standing above clouds or?

:wtc: that's a river

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


gently caress a duck

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

BigDave posted:

Didn't King run guns to the IRA back in the 80s?

Not directly, but he was a huge supporter of NorAID.

https://mobile.twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/1193943010993737729

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Victor Vermis posted:

The ultimate burn in GiP is to hope someone commits suicide.

Unsurprisingly it's rarely employed by anyone belonging to any group for whom that is an ongoing issue.

Apologies to Proud Christian Mom in advance if suicide is an epidemic among moron/moron-adjacent folk. Namaste friendo.

you need to step back and maybe relax a little

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Victor Vermis posted:

Pointing out it's wrong to say "Kill Yourself" in GiP doesn't seem particularly heated to me.

quoted the wrong guy I agree with you

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Proud Christian Mom posted:

You have really strange issues. I sincerely hope you get the help you need before you end up as yet another murder/suicide statistic

take a moment

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

https://twitter.com/chinfo/status/1195500836673196033

Am I reading this right? They restored his pay grade but not his rank?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Barr is a grade A piece of poo poo to the point I, in my sparkling ignorance, might actually prefer Sessions

I would absolutely prefer sessions to barr and I despise sessions

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

That Works posted:

Not really? That was a common codeword for the n word my entire life

I guess I didn't grow up with enough racists because I had never heard that term before in my life

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

the only thing I love about mayor Pete is that he's still in the race and mayor bill de blasio is not

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Milo and POTUS posted:

I don't know what he's on about; I grew up around plenty and generally, they'd just say it

Reggin?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Nick Soapdish posted:

For once in a blue moon, good on NSW for doing the right thing. I wonder if that E-7 can still carry the SO rate without the Trident or if he has to crossrate?

he can be a yeoman or a cook

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


:torygov: :drat: :hellyeah:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

fknlo posted:

Does Gallagher's pardon not carry the same admission of guilt it would on the civilian side? I'm assuming not, because wouldn't they be able to boot him at that point or can the president stop that too?

no, there's no admission of guilt involved.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


gently caress yes :getin:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

nullscan posted:

Doing a three week US tour from Korea. I haven't been back in the states for about five years. First stop is in Vegas to visit my wife's mother and stepfather.

She's Fillipina, naturalized, he's British, naturalized, and both of them are rabid Trump supporters and shouting at fox News.

We haven't even gotten to my family in Oklahoma yet and I'm developing a migraine.

You can try changing the subject or just nodding and smiling, but your blood pressure is probably gonna jump 100 points either way. But after I've drank a cup of Cuban coffee and contemplated things: have you considered not visiting your family?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

bulletsponge13 posted:

It's stupid easy to beat a piss test

I wouldn't bet your career and pension on it

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

shame on an IGA posted:

some dumbnuts sovcit in new york has been in a standoff with the cops for hours and posting it on instagram. The replies are great and full of people who should be on a watch list self-identifying and trying to talk each other into strapping up and going to his house to "help".

https://www.instagram.com/whiskey_warrior_556/

Apparently violating a domestic order of protection is a "red flag law" now.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

LingcodKilla posted:

Don’t tell him how to live his life.

He’s a free man on the land.

lol

I find it kind of funny that I quite literally conducted search warrants to recover firearms all over NYC and not one of these loony sov cit guys ever made a fuss about it... I just can't put my finger on why...

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

It didn't affect them?

I think that there night be something else coloring their feelings about it

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Slim Pickens posted:

Lots of good advice going around



Edit: lmao



:tinfoil:

Guy surrendered.

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Man-Broadcasts-Hours-Long-Standoff-With-Police-on-Instagram-565390262.html

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

That Works posted:

So it can find lost SEALs

:drat:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Jarmak posted:

Now I just feel old

uh this was a thing at my school back in 1993

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Proud Christian Mom posted:

These will also build illegal settlements in the West Bank

:happyelf: :drat:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Knife attack in London, unknown casualties. Bystanders kicked the attackers rear end, held him down for cops... He had a fake suicide vest on so when the armed officers showed up, they figured better safe than sorry and shot the attacker.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

I come for the cop apologia and stay for the casual homophobia

the only time this patriot takes a knee is to suck a hero officers dick

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

okay so one of the people who grabbed the knife is on video ditching a huge bag of alleged cocaine after the srabbing, another guy who tackled the terrorist is a convicted murderer on parole, one person sprayed him with a fire extinguisher and the final guy stabbed the terrorist with a fuckin narwhal tusk

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

shame on an IGA posted:

But we're agreed that Warren Ellis was a time traveller right?

from the 1970s maybe. 65% of Transmetropolitan is just Hunter S Thompson Vs Nixon + weird sci-fi

hell, some of the art panels are ripped right from photos (notably the Kent State massacre)

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

McNally has better poo poo to do with his time

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Jeb! will win the Democratic primary

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