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As a few of you may already know, some of my pro-Hong Kong tweets have recently been uncovered. This has lead to the termination of my endorsement deal with Declan's Posting Gloves "Quality Posting Gloves Since 1986"® effective immediately. I've been told that because our product is supplied by manufacturers in China, and Chinese customers make up 6% of our revenue, I've since become a political liability. I told them I was using my Posting Gloves to post about freedom and democracy, which used to be what defined Declan's, as declared in John Declan's original mission statement. His heirs obviously now see it differently. I can't post about that company anymore, show any pictures of new products, or affiliate myself in any way with the Declan's brand. But believe me, that won't stop me from wearing posting gloves. To be able to broadcast your opinion via phone, tablet, or laptop while remaining comfortable and sweat-free is an important component of online life that I think is greatly overlooked. Which is all to say... I've been discussing it with my wife and financial planners and I have decided to get into the Posting Gloves industry for myself. I have been testing my own prototypes in order to develop a superior means for posting. I truly believe I can deliver the online forums community the quality, and moral integrity, they deserve. Thank you for your time, and continue to do what we all love to do best: Post!
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you're a human advertisment and the chumps over at declan are your corporate pimp
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Nov 1, 2019 18:09
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I'm more into casual honking scene
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Nov 1, 2019 18:12
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I'd help you out OP but I just bought a pair of new rubber posting gloves today.
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Nov 1, 2019 18:16
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Brother! I will be never be able to separate your Twitter history with Declan’s Posting Gloves Twitter history. You have lost face and have irrevocably damaged both your brand and Declan’s brand. You’ll have to reconcile with your ancestors and I hope your journey is rough.
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Nov 1, 2019 18:17
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*tightens posting thong* Yikes. 
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Nov 1, 2019 18:49
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I 3D printed my posting helmet from stolen plans I downloaded off the dark web.
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Nov 1, 2019 19:00
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I have a posting codpiece
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Nov 1, 2019 19:02
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OP will your posting gloves be vegan?
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Nov 1, 2019 19:04
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But how horny does it make you feel tho? I can't be postin if i aint honry or lookin at pig ballz
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Nov 1, 2019 19:08
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Wear your posting condom so you don't impregnate the forums. We don't need another forums babby.
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Nov 1, 2019 19:15
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OP that's the most self-defeating thing I've heard of since I designed the YOSPOS Posting Buttplug
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Nov 1, 2019 19:25
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Just a reminder that the Postec© Powerpost Gloves provide consumers an ethical alternative to larger name-brands, and are created with high standards, quality materials, and ethically sourced free-range beef. No longer must you muddy your already burdened conscious by purchasing from a company held under the thumb of a country ignorant of human rights. Post right. Choose Postec. 
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Nov 1, 2019 19:28
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meat gloves to go with your meat shoes, nice.
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Nov 1, 2019 19:44
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big nipples big life posted:I 3D printed my posting helmet from stolen plans I downloaded off the dark web. I put the wrong kind of resin in my 3D printer. 
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Nov 1, 2019 20:04
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Pontificating rear end posted:Just a reminder that the Postec© Powerpost Gloves provide consumers an ethical alternative to larger name-brands, and are created with high standards, quality materials, and ethically sourced free-range beef. No longer must you muddy your already burdened conscious by purchasing from a company held under the thumb of a country ignorant of human rights. Is the beef vegan?
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Nov 1, 2019 20:06
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OP I've never owned a professionally made pair of posting gloves. I like to feel the keys of my keyboard under my fingers and most of the professional posting gloves I've used just don't give me the same tactile feedback that bare fingers do. About the only time I might wear gloves is when posting in the cold or when my keyboard is wet from spitting my Red Bull Sugarfree Energy Drink out on my Cherry MX Red keyboard.
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Nov 1, 2019 23:53
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This isn't a sponsored post but I can't loving shut up about my new Cybram's Performance Posting gloves. They've got carbon fiber microstructures and patented QuickFlex quick response fibers that are guaranteed to improve your posting speed and comfort.
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Nov 2, 2019 00:02
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I post with a Vardon grip, same as I golf. It takes a little effort but once you get your game on, well, you never go back. Now if I could get a sponsorship for my posting cleats then we'd be talking. Power transfers from the BALLS (of your feet) to your posts, op.
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Nov 2, 2019 01:40
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We are all envisioning these posting gloves as being fingerless, right?
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Nov 2, 2019 01:58
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1redflag posted:We are all envisioning these posting gloves as being fingerless, right? of course
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Nov 2, 2019 02:08
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I actually use posting mittens and turn spell checker on. It’s p good at guessing what I’m trying to type. Even right now I’m just hamfisting the keyboard and this poo poo is churning out posts. 
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Nov 2, 2019 02:16
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I've tried every full hand posting glove on the market including the ones that have AI-based nerve input to amplify/mute the feelings in your hands, but nothing beats the haptic feedback of skin so it's all fingerless all the time.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I actually use posting mittens and turn spell checker on. It’s p good at guessing what I’m trying to type. Even right now I’m just hamfisting the keyboard and this poo poo is churning out posts. Osoting mittens vrew onlbjne!
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Nov 2, 2019 02:30
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autism ZX spectrum posted:I've tried every full hand posting glove on the market including the ones that have AI-based nerve input to amplify/mute the feelings in your hands, but nothing beats the haptic feedback of skin so it's all fingerless all the time. Gross, dufen . Just grkss
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Nov 2, 2019 02:30
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Get back to your artisan posting glove roots with PSTGLVE. Our luxurious posting glove is always made by hand in Brooklyn, and is made out of leather sourced right up in a farm in upstate New York. Sure, we may have displaced a few lower income minorities to build our company headquarters, and our main product is actually an app that must pair with the gloves so you can post anything, but we're making a difference in the world with our product, and that's the price of disrupting the market. Also were going IPO soon with negative cash flow. Stock symbol PGLV its the next WeWork, get in early!
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Nov 2, 2019 04:18
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Honestly I don't even care what kind of gloves my interns wear when they make my posts, as long as they don't exceed their monthly PPE allowance.
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Nov 2, 2019 04:40
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Just post with what's in your heart and not with what's on your hands.
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Nov 2, 2019 06:42
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Heard some distressing things about the work culture at PSTGLVE
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Nov 2, 2019 06:46
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EdwardSwifferhands posted:Just post with what's in your heart and not with what's on your hands. I can't post without these gloves... These gloves ARE my posts now!
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Nov 2, 2019 06:51
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So how many boxes of these things do you have in the garage?
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Nov 2, 2019 07:05
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Fingerless, lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking fabric, and let's be honest you can't forget about the "Looks Cool" factor [LCF]. A good posting glove needs all of these qualities but that's just an abbreviated list. If you're wearing a rubber material, you're doing yourself a disservice. If you find yourself in an active thread imagine the amount of sweat collecting under your gloves by the time you take them off. Imagine World War One trench foot but on your hands. It isn't worth it just to save a few dollars.
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Nov 2, 2019 08:18
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Sure, I might use gloves if I was posting the 20th century. As a thoroughly modern man I make all my posts using Dragon© Home voice recognition software, shouting my words onto the screen with proper techno virility and manliness.
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Nov 2, 2019 08:34
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I wrap my entire Gaming Rig in white Callaway golf glove like material. TowerGlove. Take your posting to the next level when your whole computer IS the glove!
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Nov 2, 2019 08:41
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What’s a good posting glove for those new to them? I post a lot of video game opinions that people need to know, and I don’t think people are respecting them enough due to my naked hands.
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Nov 2, 2019 09:56
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The psspst 437s are good first time gloves. Good palm support, reinforced knuckles, and the backs have this like cotton pad thing on there so you can wipe sweat/tears away as you're posting. Little pricey at $130, but worth it and they'll last a good 2-3 months.
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Nov 2, 2019 10:01
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Do fingerless posting gloves exist? Asking for a friend.
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Nov 2, 2019 10:22
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this sucks, the new liquid cooled Declans looked sweet af
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Nov 2, 2019 11:04
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I have a pair of Hatomachi America Pros OP. I was skeptical, considering they're mainly known for their range of Anime posting gloves, but these America Pros are the best hugh performance posting gloves I've ever owned. I'd recommend you get yourself a pair, but Hatomachi are working on something called "Project Tiger Extreme" so you may want to hold fire until whatever that is gets released.
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I just shove 4 or 5 titelist's up my rear end
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