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I don't need to wear gloves OP as I make posts with my penis
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I really want to know what kind of scrub even has time to rent out their gloves. I post all day who the gently caress has down time??
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Nov 4, 2019 19:04
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If I had to describe my posting gloves in a single word, it would obviously be "bedazzled". Dangerously so.
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Nov 4, 2019 19:06
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autism ZX spectrum posted:I really want to know what kind of scrub even has time to rent out their gloves. I post all day who the gently caress has down time?? you know the guy who has a gaming mouse, gaming keyboard, gaming chair, gaming headset and a million led lights in his computer and still bottom frags every game? it's like that but for posting
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Nov 4, 2019 19:10
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Why nog used the boys egg devaded inn put sis stem? Works just vine. 
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Nov 4, 2019 19:11
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Why nog used the boys egg devaded inn put sis stem? Works just vine. charge your gloves
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Nov 4, 2019 19:12
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Still back in the lab. I hope I have some new prototypes in the next few weeks. This is going to be an exciting era!
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Nov 4, 2019 19:29
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Dell_Zincht posted:I don't need to wear gloves OP as I make posts with my penis explains why your posts are so short
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Nov 4, 2019 19:36
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big nipples big life posted:charge your gloves I have posting mitts honey, you rub them together and the static charge keeps them warmed up for hours. You don’t have to “plug them into a parallel port” or “daisy chain them to a scsi printer port” to get them powered up. Sure maybe I get “posting sparks” but you know what? They don’t hurt that bad. 
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Nov 4, 2019 19:36
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Just lol if you’re analog posting in TYOOL 2019. Gloves? What?! So 2017 chumps. Fuckin Stone Age. I use Postr. Sign in with your account info, the app reads all of your previous posts, and based upon that post history writes all your future posts automatically. I didn’t even write this post, Postr did it just now while I was jacking my hog to your mom’s insta. Boom done.
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Nov 4, 2019 19:39
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Jesus Christ, Marie! They’re not gloves, they’re Posting Enhancement Network Interface Skins!
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Nov 4, 2019 19:45
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Power Glove.
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Nov 4, 2019 19:47
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There was a guy who used to post with posting BOOTS if you can believe that. Strapped on a VR headset and set up a giant rear end keyboard like that piano in the movie "Big". I went to his P.o.P. (Place of Posting) once by invite to see it. Pretty incredible, but they're banned now and I signed an NDA about it other than to say that I've seen it.
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Nov 4, 2019 19:54
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Not many people seem to use Postec but my 0wnx0r gloves use real leather and the powerpost technology make posting super fast. Sometimes you get a bad build but their customer service is top-notch; they offered to replace my gloves after I received a probation because of posting-error using the phrase "bigger crimes" because of the proximity of a certain key. Other than that, they boast a 99.99% posting accuracy.
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Nov 4, 2019 19:56
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I have posting mitts honey, you rub them together and the static charge keeps them warmed up for hours. You don’t have to “plug them into a parallel port” or “daisy chain them to a scsi printer port” to get them powered up. Sure maybe I get “posting sparks” but you know what? They don’t hurt that bad. loving LOL if your posting rig doesn't have a dedicated glove daughter board. My posting BIOS is already humming by the time the OS starts to load. Just loving LMAO at the clowns that actually have an off the shelf OS handle their posts directly with a loving driver omg I can't even handle the thought.
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Nov 4, 2019 20:04
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autism ZX spectrum posted:loving LOL if your posting rig doesn't have a dedicated glove daughter board. My posting BIOS is already humming by the time the OS starts to load. Well if you like hand-scraping the grey slime out of your cpu every 250 posts you can use one of those Walmart usb rigs. I did hear about a guy who ports his posting slime to a 56k modem that calls his house phone and it just sort of accumulates under the phone. That’s cool for most people I guess but I have a sports illustrated football phone and its mint and I’m not sliming that poo poo up.  
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Nov 4, 2019 20:23
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bradzilla posted:explains why your posts are so short I only post with the tip, dummy
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Nov 4, 2019 20:35
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Posting Is For Everyone spring 2020
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Nov 4, 2019 20:36
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lol look at those loose fitting, padded fingers, no true number one poster would be caught dead n that trash.
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Nov 4, 2019 20:39
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Didn't know some people have a term for the thick layer of cum and cheeto dust their hands are permanently encrusted in but now that I know, I'll start using it!
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Nov 4, 2019 20:40
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Cool rig. 
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Nov 4, 2019 20:40
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big nipples big life posted:lol look at those loose fitting, padded fingers, no true number one poster would be caught dead n that trash.
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Nov 4, 2019 20:41
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Posting gloves for a true system operator.
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Nov 4, 2019 20:45
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numberoneposter posted:thats for when im posting in the middle of a freakin warzone buddy, currently im posting from an undisclosed location in syria, you better hope i dont call up a drat drone strike on ur posting rig  you know you can extend your posting flange with a unicorn mane coupling? Most people don’t even bother, but sometimes that little bit of flange is the difference between a decent post and a sinking turd.
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Nov 4, 2019 20:47
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You guys are still thinking small about gloves, and we're about to disrupt the posting gloves market in a big way. One pair of posting gloves for all your posting needs? How 2019! For Maximum Posting Effectiveness you need gloves optimized for each posting purpose. Snipes, burns, memes, PYF, effort posts — each will benefit from our patent-pending combination of material selection, fit, finish and our AWS-powered AI to take your posting to the next level. Install the PstngGlvs app today for Android or iOS. Login with Facebook to join the PstngGlvs community and connect to your forums account. Got a sick burn to drop somewhere in GBS? Based on your location, season and mood, you'll see a map of nearby users with the GBS Burn gloves best suited to your climate and posting style. Tap that icon and your gloves will arrive at your doorstep within 48 hours (24 for PstngGlvs Prime users, also unlocks access to bedazzled gloves). Just plug each glove into a USB port and you're ready to go! Our AI learns as you post, so each pair of gloves gets better over time. We just closed $100M in Series 2 and will IPO next year as PGLV. Climb aboard now and take your posting to the next level!
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Nov 4, 2019 20:53
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Magnum condoms stretched to the elbow, filled with pudding to add onomatopoeia to each of my posts - glip, splosh, glob OP!
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Nov 4, 2019 21:02
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Putty posted:I don't wear gloves OP. No glove, no love
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Nov 4, 2019 21:04
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When I'm in the posting booth I don't know how many times I have to ask for more snark in my headphones
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Nov 4, 2019 21:05
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Lossy Compression posted:You guys are still thinking small about gloves, and we're about to disrupt the posting gloves market in a big way. One pair of posting gloves for all your posting needs? How 2019! For Maximum Posting Effectiveness you need gloves optimized for each posting purpose. Snipes, burns, memes, PYF, effort posts — each will benefit from our patent-pending combination of material selection, fit, finish and our AWS-powered AI to take your posting to the next level. yo this is just a straight rip off of GLUV, we'll see you in court.
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Nov 4, 2019 21:05
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I only wear my posting pants, but theyre invisble to dumb people.
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Nov 4, 2019 22:30
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I rawdog my posts and I never pull out.
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Nov 4, 2019 23:08
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remember when you were a kid and you put elmers glue on your hands and let it dry and then slowly peeled it off? that but cum
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Nov 4, 2019 23:22
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its really more like a posting condom OP
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Nov 4, 2019 23:23
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They're Bullet ant gloves. I'm always typing through blinding pain.
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Nov 4, 2019 23:42
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 Welcome to the Big League, boys.
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Nov 4, 2019 23:49
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Lossy Compression posted:You guys are still thinking small about gloves, and we're about to disrupt the posting gloves market in a big way. One pair of posting gloves for all your posting needs? How 2019! For Maximum Posting Effectiveness you need gloves optimized for each posting purpose. Snipes, burns, memes, PYF, effort posts — each will benefit from our patent-pending combination of material selection, fit, finish and our AWS-powered AI to take your posting to the next level. I’m in. Bro, I got like 3 million bucks in VC, maybe another mill from my partner. Check this out, how about Post Malone doing your advertising for a few spots? Yeah sounds good right bro? I know a guy who can get him in on this. Text me your deets, we’ll do lunch.
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Nov 4, 2019 23:52
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1redflag posted:
how many naugas died for those abominations? lmao what a noob.
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Nov 4, 2019 23:53
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sweet thursday posted:When I'm in the posting booth I don't know how many times I have to ask for more snark in my headphones Ugh I hate too much snark, it sounds like an angry man chewing peanuts. I’d rather thong up or strap myself into a vibration compensating futon.
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big nipples big life posted:how many naugas died for those abominations? lmao what a noob. The only skinnin’ I do is the mindflaying that follow in a wake behind my posts, brother
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