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Wannabe post-modern art snob insisting that it's not a literal representation of a penis but rather a phallus, except he pronounces it fell-US and gives you a look as if daring you to try and correct him.

But it's def peeing on its own balls, that point he does not dispute.

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nut

tired midwesterner said it originally looked like Hydralax, his dnd homebrew dragon, before it eroded

nut

nut posted:

tired midwesterner said it originally looked like Hydralax, his dnd homebrew dragon, before it eroded

and

google THIS posted:

But it's def peeing on its own balls, that point he does not dispute.

Escape From Noise

El Spider posted:

Blind man who has no clue what his own dick looks like creates a sculpture that will move you to tears

When I saw him sculpt his dick I was blown away. What he did next made me cry (he peed on his own balls)

TOOT BOOT

you know, life must be really weird for straight ppl that are blind since birth, they dont know if their junk is weird or big or small and they have no way of getting an honest answer

Korean Boomhauer
imagine like never knowing what your junk or anyone’s junk looks like. It’s all mystery bits. Would you even know that butts are funny if you’ve never seen one????

FreshCutFries

google THIS posted:

Homeowner wondering why people keep taking pictures of his elephant with a goiter fountain.

El Spider posted:

Blind man who has no clue what his own dick looks like creates a sculpture that will move you to tears

FreshCutFries

but also lol in general

Manifisto


"I have at long last discovered the fountain of youth--"

"praise be! a miracle!!"

"--let me finish, a fountain of you thought it would be funny to see a dick pissing on its own balls, so we made it look like that"


ty nesamdoom!

Escape From Noise

One evening as the sun went down
And the barbeques were burning
Down the culdasac came a HOA man
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a place that's down the way
In the community of Crystal Mountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Piss On Balls Rock Fountain"

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Nov 7, 2019

Twenty Four


too many great posts to empty quote but just feel good in your hearts that I laughed at many posts

Escape From Noise

At the Piss On Balls Rock Fountain
There's a lawn that's edged out of sight
Where they've manicured all their bushes
And you can grill out every night
Where the beer fridge is never empty
And the sun shines everyday
All the birds and the bees
Stay off the trees
The boxed wine springs
Where the bluebird sings
At the Piss On Balls Rock Fountain

Stoner Sloth

Goons Are Great posted:

Tag yourselves, gentlemen.
i AM the piss.







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

FreshCutFries

Stoner Sloth posted:

i AM the piss.

Judge Piss

Goons Are Gifts

Filming this to finally get my hands on the famous piss tape.


nut

in the fall papa uses a sheet to dress it up like a ghost dick pissing on its own balls

Escape From Noise

Looking out of the curtains to this fountain in my neighbor's yard and just stewing because I've convinced myself that he put it up to mock my weak stream.

Finger Prince


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

At the Piss On Balls Rock Fountain
There's a lawn that's edged out of sight
Where they've manicured all their bushes
And you can grill out every night
Where the beer fridge is never empty
And the sun shines everyday
All the birds and the bees
Stay off the trees
The boxed wine springs
Where the bluebird sings
At the Piss On Balls Rock Fountain

google THIS

Manifisto posted:

"I have at long last discovered the fountain of youth--"

"praise be! a miracle!!"

"--let me finish, a fountain of you thought it would be funny to see a dick pissing on its own balls, so we made it look like that"

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

One evening as the sun went down
And the barbeques were burning
Down the culdasac came a HOA man
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a place that's down the way
In the community of Crystal Mountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Piss On Balls Rock Fountain"

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

At the Piss On Balls Rock Fountain
There's a lawn that's edged out of sight
Where they've manicured all their bushes
And you can grill out every night
Where the beer fridge is never empty
And the sun shines everyday
All the birds and the bees
Stay off the trees
The boxed wine springs
Where the bluebird sings
At the Piss On Balls Rock Fountain


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


google THIS

Jerry: You know, Kramer, I never had you figured for a landscaping guy.

Kramer: Ohhh, no, I don't do any of the hard work. I'm the idea man, the designer, and it turns out I have a very good eye for it. In fact, I just got back from delivering designs to a very important client.

Jerry: Well, I'm happy for you. Say, what's that you're carrying now?

Kramer: Oh, this? This is my "other" notebook. Sometimes the meetings get a little boring so I act like I'm taking notes, when really I'm just making doodles in this thing. Whoa!

(Kramer suddenly spazzes and drops the notebook on the table, where it lands open. Jerry leans over it, curious)

Kramer: Don't look at those! They're an outpouring of my inner psyche, they're deeply personal!

Jerry: I don't know, Kramer, this just looks like a sketch of a very lovely fountain to me.

Kramer: A fountain? I never...(eyes bug out cartoonishly) OH MY GOD!!

(slap bass plays)

google THIS fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Nov 7, 2019

nut

On top of my founnnnntainnnnn
All covered in pissssss
I lost my dear lifeeeeee
Drowned while kissing the tippppp

Korean Boomhauer

The statue is real
The flow is final

google THIS

Just misread the title as Piss-on-balls Foundation. Please give to keep our balls dry.

nut

google THIS posted:

Just misread the title as Piss-on-balls Foundation. Please give to keep our balls dry.

i mean we'll take ur money but ur out ur drat mind if u don't think we building PoBF2

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

i mean we'll take ur money but ur out ur drat mind if u don't think we building PoBF2

This time with two dicks.

Goons Are Gifts

I'd invest if instead of two dicks we can get two piss.


google THIS

PoBF2: Split-stream Boogaloo

nut

Goons Are Great posted:

I'd invest if instead of two dicks we can get two piss.

that's actually called divesting

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Goons Are Great posted:

I'd invest if instead of two dicks we can get two piss.

Piss on balls fountain shown with optional Prince Albert accessory (not included)


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Korean Boomhauer

Goons Are Great posted:

I'd invest if instead of two dicks we can get two piss.

i wanna two piss on my balls

nut

A man hailing from Montreal
Once buried alive while mid-sprawl
He aimed for the sun
Yet gravity won
And pissed all over his ball
s

Goons Are Gifts

nut posted:

A man hailing from Montreal
Once buried alive while mid-sprawl
He aimed for the sun
Yet gravity won
And pissed all over his ball
s


alnilam

nut posted:

A man hailing from Montreal
Once buried alive while mid-sprawl
He aimed for the sun
Yet gravity won
And pissed all over his ball
s



ty manifisto

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER

nut posted:

A man hailing from Montreal
Once buried alive while mid-sprawl
He aimed for the sun
Yet gravity won
And pissed all over his ball
s


thanks Manifisto!

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
i misread the title as "piss on balls foundation" and now im wondering whether its pro piss on balls or con piss on balls


thanks Manifisto!

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Now hear me out what about um how do I explain it?

Oh I know!




What about this?




Do you think we need more?



The plants seem to be a problem here



sig by owlhawk911

google THIS

pixaal posted:

Now hear me out what about um how do I explain it?

Oh I know!




What about this?




Do you think we need more?



The plants seem to be a problem here

:frogon:

nut

a whole gaggle

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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.



Okay next week, I need to figure out blender for this idea I think. Oh hmmm animated might be a problem the water isn't animated... oh well I'll figure something out.

If anyone else wants to play with it



sig by owlhawk911

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