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when the cops arrived i was supine on the ground, damp, soggy, but enligthened

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when there is nothing left to piss on...

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dick loving owns at Gorillas on MS-DOS

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*glues decorative rocks around my crotch to clearly delineate the splash zone*

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i'm the big weiner peeing on the balls

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somedays i feel like the ween, somedays i feel ike the ball

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me: *points to trough that forms between my legs when i put my thighs together* turns out the great clockmaker in the sky also was into watersports

Richard Dawkin woken up in his bed: how did u get in here?

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grows up fearing the giant that papa must've buried face up underneath the front yard

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i heard on a podcast that ball erosion is no joke, but luckily there's blue chew

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tired midwesterner said it originally looked like Hydralax, his dnd homebrew dragon, before it eroded

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nut posted:

tired midwesterner said it originally looked like Hydralax, his dnd homebrew dragon, before it eroded

and

google THIS posted:

But it's def peeing on its own balls, that point he does not dispute.

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in the fall papa uses a sheet to dress it up like a ghost dick pissing on its own balls

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On top of my founnnnntainnnnn
All covered in pissssss
I lost my dear lifeeeeee
Drowned while kissing the tippppp

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google THIS posted:

Just misread the title as Piss-on-balls Foundation. Please give to keep our balls dry.

i mean we'll take ur money but ur out ur drat mind if u don't think we building PoBF2

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Goons Are Great posted:

I'd invest if instead of two dicks we can get two piss.

that's actually called divesting

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A man hailing from Montreal
Once buried alive while mid-sprawl
He aimed for the sun
Yet gravity won
And pissed all over his ball
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a whole gaggle

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pixaal posted:

If anyone else wants to play with it

:blush:

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toddler: mommy, what is that stalagmite doing?

mom: well timmy, it's pissing on its balls

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what the ever loving gently caress

:five:

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