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Escape From Noise

Sitting on my porch swing on a cool summer evening. As I gaze upon the glory of the piss-on-balls fountain a single tear of joy trickles down my cheek. Taking a tender pull of my mint julep I sigh. It was all worth it.

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Finger Prince posted:

This is like the Statue of David for the anti-circumcision male.

https://youtu.be/n58q7J2eTa8

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El Spider posted:

Blind man who has no clue what his own dick looks like creates a sculpture that will move you to tears

When I saw him sculpt his dick I was blown away. What he did next made me cry (he peed on his own balls)

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One evening as the sun went down
And the barbeques were burning
Down the culdasac came a HOA man
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a place that's down the way
In the community of Crystal Mountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Piss On Balls Rock Fountain"

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Nov 7, 2019

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At the Piss On Balls Rock Fountain
There's a lawn that's edged out of sight
Where they've manicured all their bushes
And you can grill out every night
Where the beer fridge is never empty
And the sun shines everyday
All the birds and the bees
Stay off the trees
The boxed wine springs
Where the bluebird sings
At the Piss On Balls Rock Fountain

Escape From Noise

Looking out of the curtains to this fountain in my neighbor's yard and just stewing because I've convinced myself that he put it up to mock my weak stream.

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nut posted:

i mean we'll take ur money but ur out ur drat mind if u don't think we building PoBF2

This time with two dicks.

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