SweetWillyRollbar posted:

One evening as the sun went down
And the barbeques were burning
Down the culdasac came a HOA man
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a place that's down the way
In the community of Crystal Mountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Piss On Balls Rock Fountain"

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

At the Piss On Balls Rock Fountain
There's a lawn that's edged out of sight
Where they've manicured all their bushes
And you can grill out every night
Where the beer fridge is never empty
And the sun shines everyday
All the birds and the bees
Stay off the trees
The boxed wine springs
Where the bluebird sings
At the Piss On Balls Rock Fountain

Goons Are Great posted:

I'd invest if instead of two dicks we can get two piss.

Manifisto posted: