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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

so i would say that im like medium strong and i want to get extra strong.

how safe are egyptian steroids?

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
very safe

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

First you get the harder, then you get the better, then you get the faster, then you get the stronger.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Jog, eat fruit, jog, eat fruit. :munch:

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

numberoneposter posted:

so i would say that im like medium strong and i want to get extra strong.

how safe are egyptian steroids?

put some weights on your bike or something, I don't know man. You're asking GBS

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
You want like fatter arms or something? I don't get it.

doug fuckey
Jun 7, 2007

hella greenbacks
posting

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Roll an 18 or higher when you level up.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
By being harder, better, faster

Smackdillion
Feb 18, 2001

Someone paid :10bux: to give you this shitty icon and give Lowtax his cyborg spine parts
raw eggs

dozens and dozens of raw eggs

drink em down

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

have you tried training in ten times earth's gravity?

Schlong Connery
Jan 20, 2014

Pika-Chew
walk around with weighted clothing

Mr. Dick
Aug 9, 2019

by Cyrano4747
You can't get stronger until you beat up your dad. Then you gain his strength.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Being medium strong is medium wrong

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

numberoneposter posted:

so i would say that im like medium strong and i want to get extra strong.

how safe are egyptian steroids?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Is it working? I can wait for your answer.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Just keep working out until you get tendinitis and have to quit.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

numberoneposter posted:

so i would say that im like medium strong and i want to get extra strong.

how safe are egyptian steroids?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I heard they get you ripped as gently caress but you end up walking funny.

Schlong Connery
Jan 20, 2014

Pika-Chew
get beefy

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

lift thing. then lift bigger thing. then lift even bigger things until you can suplex the world (it looks like breakdancing to people who are standing on the world).

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

yeah REAL BEEFY

Super Nintendo 64
Feb 18, 2012

Combination of crow milk and AssPounder 5000.

CAAAAAAAAW

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
Hey OP, wanna get stronger with me?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

First you have to charge your crystals...

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Maybe do something other than riding a bike and making lovely threads

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

Amicus curiae
May 31, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
post your male body image concerns ITT

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
Punch every single person you see in the face. This will build muscle mass in your arms. Make sure to alternate between your arms so one arm doesn't become significantly larger than the other. Eat a bowl of protein powder afterwards.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Amicus curiae posted:

post your male body image concerns ITT

I miss my f.u.p.a. :smith:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



numberoneposter posted:

so i would say that im like medium strong and i want to get extra strong.

how safe are egyptian steroids?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

A dragon ball

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
why dont you fuckingh eat frasche OP us freaking wasteoid dweeboiud

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Super Nintendo 64 posted:

Combination of crow milk and AssPounder 5000.

CAAAAAAAAW

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Train at 50x Earth's gravity until your gravity machine bugs out and ends up at 100x gravity but by that point you're too swole to notice

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I suggest a rigorous regimen made up of extreme tap dancing and squat thrusts. Make you strong and you get to tap dance.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Chicago made a song called Feelin Stronger Every Day you could prob listen to that for some tips

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Every time you post, do a pushup.
And :justpost:.
Switch to one handed pushups later.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I don’t actually miss my fupa lol. :unsmith:

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Geez people, It's a well known fact that physically weak persons are emotionally weak. Treat the root cause not the symptom. Prolly not a good idea to be suggesting feats of physical strength to a already weak and frail human on the cusp of breaking down into tears. We need to toughen him up emotionally first.

OP stop being a little bitch.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Node posted:

Punch every single person you see in the face. This will build muscle mass in your arms. Make sure to alternate between your arms so one arm doesn't become significantly larger than the other. Eat a bowl of protein powder afterwards.

https://twitter.com/pdxalerts/status/1192294475554418689?s=19

Ok, now what?

bomb
Nov 3, 2005


4/20 do simple and sinister everyday

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Lmfao that mental image

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