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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Im stronk :11tea:

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I’m strong in my b- bobs :mamacita:

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
Work out so you can be stronger to do what? Lift things?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

Work out so you can be stronger to do what? Lift things?

Grab penis real hard

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
practice with your korean fingerboard until your fingers become harder your posts become stronger

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
How many men / large beasts have you slain / consumed?

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
do everything backwards physically ie walk on your hands, eat with your rear end in a top hat.

little known fact about eating with your rear end in a top hat, normal eating means all food has to pass a quick run by the liver which degrades alot of things, your liver does this incase you ate something poisonous, stupid.

rear end in a top hat eating means you get everything out of every meal.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Nietzsche said:
That which does not kill me can only make me stronger.

Therefore all you need to do is not die.

lllllllllllllllllll
Feb 28, 2010

Now the scene's lighting is perfect!
i'd be interested in the craw hat and shirt pls.

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
There's a rare element called Strongtium which will get you big muscles OP

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Push ups, sit ups, and plenty of juice

Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.
I saw this gokumentary once where the guy got super beat up then he healed and was much stronger and i think he bleached his hair so try those things maybe it helps.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
synthol - the one secret professional bodybuilders DON'T want you to know!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

FreudianSlippers posted:

Nietzsche said:
That which does not kill me can only make me stronger.
he must have had his head deep in his own rabbit hole to arrive at that conclusion

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Using ancient Hebrew magick, grow our your hair and never cut it. The longer the hair, the more strength.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Putting very strong magnets under the skin of your palms will help you lift more.

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
Get possessed by a demon. Demonic power is strrrong I tell you

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

This better be a real book. If I'm not curling fiery orbs of demonic energy by day 5, I want a refund!

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/DevonESawa/status/1192291676372398080?s=19

These guys look strong.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
If you jack off for two hours every day (one hour per arm), then you will become strong.


But do NOT cum! Or the strength will drain away from you leaving you a withered husk of a man.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Does anyone else remember "fitness celebrity" John Basedow from those late night commercials?



I'm not sure late night Cartoon Network is the best demographic for fitness enthusiasts, but this dude is still plugging away as a trainer/motivational speaker/"fitness celeb"

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Mooey Cow posted:

But do NOT cum! Or the strength will drain away from you leaving you a withered husk of a man.
just balance your cum intake and outtake

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
Sneak up on someone stronger than you, kill them, eat their flesh, and absorb their power.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
The true path to strength is through our lord Jesus Christ, OP.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

this looks like a fun sport to compete in

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Did that man get so strong that his eyes turned black?

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Seek out the worst of the worst of humanity. These people will toughen you up emotionally cuz of all the bs they will put you through and you will probably have to physically fight them cuz of the stupid bs they do too so eventually you'll toughen up physically as well. and you'll come out of it with cool emotional and physical scars you can show off as a symbol of your strength.

Fish God
Aug 4, 2019

"god trainer" for future generations
BE ETERNAL JUSTICE DEVOUR THE WORLD OF OPINION
DENY THE DEBATE AND ANCHOR THE SHIP OF THESEUS

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

You are now the strongest person in the world. Congratulations.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Buy the biggest loving trampoline you can find, leave it in the box and lift and carry it every day for longer distances and lengths of time.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
buy that weird cow testosterone that they sell at farm supply stores and inject it.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Rad-daddio posted:

buy that weird cow testosterone that they sell at farm supply stores and inject it.

Ok, now my cows are strong but I still am not.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

gary oldmans diary posted:

just balance your cum intake and outtake

Just suck the dicks of men stronger than you and absorb their essence one by one. Should only take a hundred or so.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i want his look

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXUSI1gShdc&t=16s

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

numberoneposter posted:

i want his look


just keep skipping leg day

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

My Shoes posted:

Seek out the worst of the worst of humanity. These people will toughen you up emotionally cuz of all the bs they will put you through and you will probably have to physically fight them cuz of the stupid bs they do too so eventually you'll toughen up physically as well. and you'll come out of it with cool emotional and physical scars you can show off as a symbol of your strength.

Um

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i wanna buy the heaviest printer you got

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house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

I can lift just about anything.

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