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Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Plinkey posted:

Here's the deal, there's a lot of our cspam fellow posters that sometimes can't make ends meet and they end up needed maybe $30 or $40 to get through the week/end of month to buy some food, or some paper to whipe their rear end.

Well, we had a pretty great system going until it burned down into a pile of embers, but rising from that fire is this thread...the goon fund paetron.

I know, you're all thinking who the gently caress is Plinkey, and what are they going to do with my $5 a month donation?

Well, you'll never know, that's the thing, because I'm not going to call out goons that are hard up and need an extra $50 to no get kicked out of their apartment.

I will post no tesitimonials, or PM quotes, if you want to endorse this thing or not, it's up to you.

https://www.patreon.com/goonfood






Also the closest casino is like 50 miles away so gently caress you Bert.

I'm in for $10 a month
food is good
everyone eat food

I've been hungry, like literally starving hungry. It sucks. I wish we had goonfunds then.
help a hungry goon!

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Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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lousy hat posted:

go gently caress yourself, Bert

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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Have we helped Bloom yet?

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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Give money to the Goon Fund please!

I'm doing my part!

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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I went through a period of time where I was really hungry, like had no food.
I was starving, I think I lost about 20 pounds in one month.

Being hungry is a really strange feeling, you know exactly what it is and you know exactly what to do about it.
But... maybe you don't go steal a bunch of poo poo to feed yourself because you aren't quite that desperate yet. I got lucky, I got some help, so i didn't have to go steal to keep myself alive.

Hunger is a burning motherfucker, it eats your soul and conscious because you know you are dying. gently caress that, give to the Goon Food Fund.
I'm not starving anymore and I can give back so I am. I also work at a homeless shelter. I'm doing my part to give back. Please help!!!!!!!!

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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bloom posted:

Indeed

Thanks to everyone contributing

success story

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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changed my donation to $25 a month

be well goons!

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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Mr Executive posted:

Same. We're over 500!

:hfive:

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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The Ol Spicy Keychain posted:

e- got helped. Thank you!

Hell yeah!

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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Plinkey posted:

golden delicous apples arent made out of gold you idiot

gold!

:drools all over self:

Gold!

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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Koishi Komeiji posted:

Not trying to pat myself on the back here but I have increased my donation amount to this fund and I encourage my fellow goons to do the same if they can afford it. The democrats aren't coming to save us and we need to band together and make sure people don't starve in this coming post Christmas time slump when it's hard to find work.

Mr. Plinkey! Tear down these goon's hunger!

Thank you Koishi!

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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eat foods
or pay your power
use the goon fund peeps

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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This Socialism thing seems to be working. Weird. :iia:

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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gently caress off Bert.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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Pewdiepie posted:

Ok. I find that response incredibly insincere. I guess you don't have any proof then? Other than anecdotes you personally deleted?

give this guy a refund for his donation Plinkey. :hmmyes:

Pohl has issued a correction as of 04:33 on Mar 11, 2020

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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Synthetic Dreams posted:

Those cats in fancy dress are beautiful..

EDIT: so, um, i have big emergency due to some failed house appliances, and while I could probably sell my sanity to Rent-a-Center to solve it, maybe goons could help out with buying replacements since everything in my house is vintage 1979 and beyond anyone's ability to find replacement parts for. I need about $10,000 USD, and I can show you invoices in private for the estimates I got for replacing them. It's okay if there are higher priority individuals right now. I've received a lot of sincere help from y'all, and I'm very appreciative, so if you can spare anything, my PayPal is https://www.paypal.me/ravenouswitch or Venmo: @Raging-Strikes. I can even do Zelle or Cash app, but it's like whatever. I've been without some meds up until today so I'm kinda just vibing on feeling sane again, lol. <3

lol 10K????????? you are insane

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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Aerofallosov posted:

Thank you guys, and I hope things work out for you well.

I haven't talked to you in awhile but I hope you are well!
continue to reach out for anything you may need ok

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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salisbury shake posted:

Thanks, thread.

I wanted to point donators and people in need to this thread in Coupons & Deals. Coinbase is giving away $100+ dollars in cryptocurrency to new and existing users. You can convert the crypto from the promotions into real money and cash it out, and then donate it or use it to eat a food.

If you want to help a goon out, you can use one of my links to get your free internet money.

That is a nice post you have there, be a shame if something happened to it.

edit: I'm not sure this is the appropriate place for a post about crypto currency friend, and how much do you get for referrals?

Pohl has issued a correction as of 06:50 on Dec 18, 2020

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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RickRogers posted:

Hey, just realized this thread existed and my car broke permanently a couple of weeks ago.



Here's a fun picture of it being towed away to car heaven!

We are having to take out a loan to get a new (used) one, but it isn't soooo easy as I don't have my residency sorted yet (EU country) due to Corona causing all the relevent departments to be closed for walk ins and having appointments months away.

We already had one application turned down and it's starting to look bad for the second.

I'm not sure how it works here or even if I am deserving of help, but it would be really good to have a car again.

This isn't the only thing that is currently causing financial stress on my and my family, but the list would be too long and a car is certainly a way to ease the burden on the others. I also solemnly swear that I will donate back once I have my poo poo sorted!

We've been talking about this since you posted it and alas... this is not really what the fund is for.
If you need some help with food or housing we will be more than happy to help where we can. Just let us know.

I'm trying my best to make this gentle but we are not sending you money to buy a car. I'm posting this in the thread so everyone knows how we are handling this.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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Randabis posted:

is it okay to do a Facebook fundraiser for this assuming I give all the money to the goon patreon? already have 60 bucks of my own money into it.

I think you need to focus on yourself, your health and your safety right now. All help is obviously appreciated -- but the most important thing is that you focus on your needs first.
If there is something we can do to help you please let us know. :glomp:

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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you pretty much need a mortgage and kids to do a line item anymore, tossing a little money at a charity or dropping off some donations isn't going to do poo poo for your taxes

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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Aishlinn posted:

Alright my fellow goons. I am having a rather bad financial emergency. I'll try to break it down as best I can. I've been dating this girl in canada for a few years now, with the intent to save money and move there to marry her and live with her. Things were going along alright, until the pandemic happened, and being out of work for nearly six months while my store was shut down basically gobbled up all the savings i had. And then to grind salt in the wounds, when things were starting to turn around, my roommate ditched out on me six months before the lease was up, leaving me holding the bag. It's a bit of a complicated situation, all told. I already work six days a week at a full time job, and that's simply not enough to pay the bills, it would just BARELY cover rent, if im lucky, and then utilities, food, medication, all of that is way out of reach. my apartment is pretty well trashed from having 3 cats living there for 10+ years, so without a professional cleaning crew, which i also can't afford, a roommate is pretty much out of the question. So i've been pretty much run out of options, and need to not be too proud to ask for help. I've set up a GoFundMe which a few of my goon friends have already been very generous to help get the ball rolling on it. anything at all would be a big help, to get me through to the end, so i can see the other side and finally be back with my fiance.

Thanks for taking the time and reading.
-Aishlinn


I'm not really sure what you are asking for in the scope of this thread because we can't solve all of that for you. Do you need a few bucks for food or to help get medications? Contact the email and let Plinkey know.
I really do sympathize with you and I understand how much this sucks, but the fund isn't set up for -- nor is it capable of handling this sort of situation.

Also, while we often overlook people posting their gofundme's, I think it would be best if you contact a mod and ask permission before dropping a link to a $10K fundraiser like that. It would be one thing if you needed $200 for emergency vet bills, this is just unfortunately outside the scope of the fund and this thread.

If you have any questions or need some assistance contact the email and we will get it sorted out. Feel free to ask questions here too, we like to keep everything as transparent as possible!

Pohl has issued a correction as of 05:55 on Apr 5, 2021

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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Aishlinn posted:

I already did talk to plinkey, as well as several moderators and an admin. Plinkey said that i could post it here, and the admin said basically the same. Im not saying "give me everything in the goon fund", that would be ridiculous and isn't what i'm asking. This is just to get some eyes on it, and if anyone wants to toss a few bucks to it, then it all helps. I didn't just post it spur of the moment without asking permission first.

Ok cool, sorry about presuming you hadn't. I usually get a heads up on stuff like this but its been a crazy weekend for everyone. Good luck!

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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Hello everyone! Please read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Plinkey is dealing with some personal poo poo and he won't be around or available for at least a week. The fund is drained for the month, however, and we won't see new deposits until at least a few days after the 1st of the month.

What does this mean?

-Plinkey is fine! He's just got some poo poo to deal with. So have some patience.

Since this is a downtime in between financials it shouldn't affect much, but just know that if you send an email within the next week you may not get an answer.
Please don't bombard him with requests right now, wait until he gets back and says he's ready to do his thing.

Thanks!!!!!

I'm really sorry for any inconvenience and I know a lot of people rely on this but Plinkey needs some consideration for his own needs and now is really the time to just let him catch his breath.
Godspeed Goons.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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Looks like he may be absent longer than I thought. He's doing well but... this is going to kind of screw up the goon fund payouts for the month.
It could be near the end of May or the first part of June before he is back. Ugh.

Everyone should look for alternate funding right now until he gets back.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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Aerofallosov posted:

Hi Pohl! And I hope things work out for him.

Hey you, I miss talking to you. Thanks for always being there when I was a complete mess back in the day!

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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:cheersbird:

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Jan 28, 2005




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Butterflysmasher posted:

Ended up calling around a bunch of places today & our local county animal services were able to take her in for a small surrender fee; she's likely getting surgery tomorrow morning & I feel pretty assured she has a fair chance of survival; based off similar experience with this before but a doggo. wherein then tho I could put several thousand bux into the same surgery+a week in care(but at that point i had a lucrative fancy cartooning employment) he pulled through despite being in a lot worse shape by the time we had him put under the knife.he still livin' it up with us in these trifling times & is pushing twenty now. we heartbroken here but im glad/hopeful 'mamacat' has opportunity to continue being a sweet half-feral dumb cat.

Making a better effort to cat-proof the environment because a couple of her kittens learned~less severe, but similar~behaviour to the point where we had to remove all the rubber feet from food/water bowls because one took to like removing + chewing on them.
basically any silicon or rubber has been hidden in cabinets because the two obsessively hunt these things down.

glad we have this fund / resource regardless of my request way exceeding its scale; apologies for any illvibes

Thanks for taking good care of the kitty and you shouldn't feel sorry at all. I wish the fund could help everyone with everything!

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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I'll see if I can't get you plat and remind plinkey that this thread exists.
Honestly, sounds like you need more help than just cat food so if your plat shows up go ahead and send in a request for some monies!

Pohl has issued a correction as of 01:01 on Nov 13, 2021

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Jan 28, 2005




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cage-free egghead posted:

Hi friends,

As someone who just went through a year of unemployment I'd like to offer some help to those who may need it. This would only be for US based goons, sorry international people.

I moderate the IYG subforum here and we have several threads that could potentially help you cut down on your monthly cellphone costs. We have a prepaid thread too and many people very knowledgeable in these areas.

There may also be ways to save through the Emergency Broadband Benefit program located here. I was with Safelink Wireless which gave me free service for most of my time unemployed and knocked a good chunk of my internet bill down too. You may also be able to score a cheap, if not free smartphone. There is also a program within that can pay a good chunk for cheap laptops.

Please reach out to me or stop by any of the IYG threads and we would be happy to help out.

:yeshaha:

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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WorldsStongestNerd posted:

I don't need goonbucks but do need information.
My neighbor is a friend of mine. His wife wasn't covered under his old health insurance, since that would have been over a third of his take home pay.

I got him a job at my company. We have good insurance where his whole family is covered for about $150 a paycheck.

About a month before he's been here long enough for insurance to kick in, his wife's been diagnosed with stage 3 colon cancer.

They're shopping for life insurance since he'll have to pay for years of daycare if she dies, and her family us too worthless to help out. His family is non existent, he was orphaned himself and raised in a state home. Almost anything will help, I don't think they could even afford a funeral.

Anyway, woman, 37 yrs old. Has had cancer cut out from bowl, cancer has spread to lymph nodes but she doesn't start chemo until December. Where can such a person get life insurance? Are there any obvious bad choices like term life? Is there a better thread to get answers?

unless you get it through work life insurance usually requires a physical and no one is going to give her coverage.

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Jan 28, 2005




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Homeless Friend posted:

lets face it when plinkey start getting trashed you let the feelings foster, its a flamewar now bucko. seeing respective goons showing concern about something that was present for 4 years but they didn't know about is pretty funny. like I get all the separate sides, but really funny seeing people be like "look plinkster, this aint a personal attack but" in the plinkey is a degenerate gambler thread lol. Honestly, you should just not have this or the other thread for discussion and have some royal rumble thread.

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