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Kaiser Schnitzel

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Kaiser Schnitzel

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came for this limited time threat experience because I wanted to be scared. Turns out it is something about sewing? 2/10


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

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Wow I signed up for these hoping for some really deep discounts on postage, turns out is just a weird purple webpage that does nothing???? I did like the color scheme though. 6/10 would recommended if you are looking for a blue and purple website.


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

I posted in this thread and I can already feel myself getting horny. This little blue thread has worked and my marriage is save.d


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

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Kaiser Schnitzel

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https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


El Spider

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ha haha nice worth the subscription imo

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thanks Manifisto!

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

nut posted:

ha haha nice worth the subscription imo

fackin buorgeosie, i cant even afford a dictionarie to know how to spell that correctly dammit


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

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Manifisto


Luvcow posted:

slug boy

how . . . how does uta know . . .


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Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

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~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


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Hello! You will probably be surprised by the message.
I just begin acquainted with the Internet. seems I open ed the gate that was not known to me earlier.
For me, this new and it seems to me that I already plenty adult for this!
I start to feel that I am not catching up with pace of the world that is around !


I mean same, honestly. Think I’m gonna marry this spam


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Manifisto


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Hello, yes, I'd like to take advantage of the limited one day posting experience from yesterday? Is it still valid?

nut

Finger Prince posted:

Hello, yes, I'd like to take advantage of the limited one day posting experience from yesterday? Is it still valid?

...o-oh...umm...*inhales through closed teeth* about that

Kaiser Schnitzel

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Finger Prince posted:

Hello, yes, I'd like to take advantage of the limited one day posting experience from yesterday? Is it still valid?
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https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Finger Prince


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Will a credit card number do?
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