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Look, see that? See those pipes? PVC. That's Pure Venesuelian Crystal.
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Oh no. Oh geez. Come here and look at this. This sink doesn't extend underground. Well why do you think they call it that.
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Nov 13, 2019 18:32
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- vanisher
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For your safety we have to repaint this whole room. Look I could lose my license.
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Nov 13, 2019 18:35
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- vanisher
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Sand fee
"Why did you need $1000 worth of sand"
A part of that includes sand handling
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Nov 13, 2019 18:40
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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*sounds of screeching tires and beams being torn asunder as a truck tries to free itself from a crumpled house wall* yeah we found an infestation in this part of the wall so Joey had to drive his truck through it... yeah he drove it in reverse... yeah it's standard for us to use a truck for demolition... anyways, it's gonna add a little onto the final bill but you're lucky we caught it early, otherwise it could have been tens of thousands to fix.
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Nov 13, 2019 18:44
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Sand fee
"Why did you need $1000 worth of sand"
A part of that includes sand handling
We charge by the hour
We had to use like 6 hourglasses
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- vanisher
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The drywallers need more meth.
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Nov 13, 2019 19:19
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- FutonForensic
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your septic tank needs to be pre-filled. for a nominal fee, i will handle this.... personally
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Nov 13, 2019 19:20
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- vanisher
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okay so a duck stole the last materials deposit
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Nov 13, 2019 19:25
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- canyoneer
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ah, had some problems with nesting protected waterfowl at the jobsite. got in touch with a "security consultant" operation run by raccoons to convince them to leave, but they don't work for free.
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Nov 13, 2019 19:52
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you see, your home was built in 1989 and i wrote out the estimate in 1989 dollars. if you're paying in 2019 dollars we need to adjust that for inflation.
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Nov 13, 2019 19:54
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Yeah, so, you know those pipes we thought were for water? Turns out, not so much. This is going to run into some extra expenses, such as a portable canopy to keep the rain off the project now that the roof is missing, and some flowers to send to Dave's wife. But I know that once you see your new bathroom you'll agree it was worth it.
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Nov 13, 2019 20:16
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Well yes, I understand your concerns, ma'm, and we will take care of it, but there are additional labor costs involved and Febreze isn't cheap. Honestly you're acting like it's my fault my workers give off a veritable cloud of rancid lingering cigarette stink like Pigpen from the Peanuts.
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Nov 13, 2019 20:28
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because of the Code you see. They updated the Code...
My eye just started twitching.
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Nov 13, 2019 20:30
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we gotta hire a portable toilet for this job. one of the guys on the crew gets nervous using other people's toilets and can't squeeze a drop out unless it's in his own
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Nov 13, 2019 21:00
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- Sing Along
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by Athanatos
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the boys ran out of la croix
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Nov 13, 2019 21:04
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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You want us to remove the old roof before we put the new one on? That'll cost extra.
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Nov 13, 2019 21:11
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- Luvcow
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complain all you want about the price now but I gaurantee you that no one else on your street will ever have a dick fountain like you do now. I stand by my workers creative decisions.
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Nov 13, 2019 21:40
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You want us to remove the old roof before we put the new one on? That'll cost extra.
This bid was to replace the "Roof" you know like a barking sound? So here's your new dog
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Nov 13, 2019 22:06
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complain all you want about the price now but I gaurantee you that no one else on your street will ever have a dick fountain like you do now. I stand by my workers creative decisions.
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Nov 13, 2019 22:09
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Well, I was hoping for a placebo effect, that I could just bang on some poo poo and charge you for it and you'd be satisfied. But it turns out there's a real problem and I'm going to have to actually, like, do stuff, so now we're going to run into real money.
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Nov 13, 2019 22:38
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- vanisher
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Look let me buy back in he was bluffing last time I know his tell now
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Nov 13, 2019 23:01
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ya turns out we need 2 nintendo switches for the whole crew to play rocket league
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Nov 14, 2019 00:34
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Sorry, the contract didn't stipulate cleaning up the mess we made, we'll have to get another team in for that.
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