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okay this time it was the same duck as before but he had friends i need money to buy a gun e:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXiwYUCe_bY
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well you do you centarious as your public-face....
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Nov 14, 2019 02:51
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what happens when your structurally smaller than all of your opponents?? #die
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object-a posted:what happens when your structurally smaller than all of your opponents?? #die u lose also i need 1000 dollars
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Nov 14, 2019 02:56
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lol die and rot
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Nov 14, 2019 02:58
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okay so i bought a gun but uh those things are LOUD. anyways i run out of gun food and teh duck and dog and their friends are like, really mean. they tool my pants and stole my keys and i think I THINK they are loving my wife please boss help me
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Nov 14, 2019 03:14
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Wait. You thought we were SERIOUS? Hahahah. Nice. Now, we need another $1000.
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Nov 14, 2019 04:28
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it turns out that there was no princess at this castle, maybe you had a princess at another castle so the crown is not going to reimburse the pest elimination fee so it's on your dine
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Nov 14, 2019 07:14
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you ask any of the other contractors, they'll tell you about the duck insurance what they won't tell you is that I can get it cheaper because everyone pays me to take care of "the ducks" (they're actually geese)
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Finger Prince posted:Sorry, the contract didn't stipulate cleaning up the mess we made, we'll have to get another team in for that. Too real. Jaguars! posted:Your house is under power lines, so overheads have been higher than usual.  Jaguars! posted:But see once I pay this certification fee I'll be able to sign off the wiring without having to call in an outside inspector again.   Barking Gecko posted:You want us to remove the old roof before we put the new one on? That'll cost extra. This is a good joke but also literally happened to me Jedrick posted:The drywallers need more meth. Sing Along posted:the boys ran out of la croix 
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Nov 14, 2019 08:01
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i'm afraid i can't tell you, you'll have to speak to my specific contractor
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Nov 14, 2019 16:29
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One of my subcontractors actually wants to get paid sometime before Hell freezes over, so. . . |
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Nov 14, 2019 18:14
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CONTRACTOR: You didn't mention the house was haunted. Now, normally, that's not really my deal and you'd need to hire another guy buuut... *sucks teeth* I got a cousin who is a catholic priest who knows the top exorcist in the Vatican. I can get you a very reasonable rate. Blood debt and the soul of your firstborn, no need to extract your own soul. Whaddya say?
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okay so now i work for the dog and the duck and they are demanding bread and chikken nuggers or they are gonna break my hands help boss please help me i am in over my head
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"Sorry, lunch breaks are for union folks only" *a group of contractors clustered around a red lunch pail, pouring coffee from a thermos on the foundation of your new home in the shape of a pentagram* (chanting) THECODETHECODETHECODETHECODETHECODETHECODETHECODE
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Nov 14, 2019 18:33
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last time you gave me a cheque it gave me a NASTY papercut and i got blood all over it and now the bank says it is a "biohazard" and they won't cash it can i hve another plz?
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Nov 14, 2019 18:36
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Well you see, the guys installing the fancy induction cooktop on one of my other jobs accidentally dropped it, and, well I haven't got the money to just buy another one, plus that client is a lot more important to me so I can't just ask them for more money, so, you see, I really need that $1000. Also, would you be interested in an upgraded induction cooktop? It hasn't got a box or a warranty, but I can do you an amazing deal on it. Say $1000? |
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Nov 14, 2019 18:43
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listen man you married my sister, just loan me the grand already gently caress
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Nov 14, 2019 18:46
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Finger Prince posted:Well you see, the guys installing the fancy induction cooktop on one of my other jobs accidentally dropped it, and, well I haven't got the money to just buy another one, plus that client is a lot more important to me so I can't just ask them for more money, so, you see, I really need that $1000. I'm going to have to stop reading this thread because I am getting heck of triggered |
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Nov 14, 2019 19:00
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i gotta get my crew copies of sword and shield, do you not what us to catch em all or what
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okay so listen, if you give me a grand, i can buy so many csgo skins and then i just flip that poo poo and we're laughing all the way to the bitcoin wallet, brother
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Nov 14, 2019 19:30
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But ALL the other general contractors are getting to go to the general contractor dance at school and its NOT FAIR |
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Nov 14, 2019 19:50
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We've decided not to use semigloss and instead went with a really, really expensive matt paint that claims to be scrubbable and stain resistant but really isn't. Still, they shouldn't get hopelessly smudged as long as you don't have small children. Well they won't stay small forever, now will they? |
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google THIS posted:We've decided not to use semigloss and instead went with a really, really expensive matt paint that claims to be scrubbable and stain resistant but really isn't. Still, they shouldn't get hopelessly smudged as long as you don't have small children. Well they won't stay small forever, now will they? We're calling it the new "growth tracker" paint. No need for pen marks on a door jamb when this paint will record the aging of your spawn like reproductive witness marks. |
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Nov 14, 2019 19:57
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When we dug up the yard for the new foundation, we found all these skeletons. Legally, I'm obligated to tell somebody about this, but we can make it to away for, say, about a grand. |
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Nov 14, 2019 20:01
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nut posted:i gotta get my crew copies of sword and shield, do you not what us to catch em all or what this was really funny, actually
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Hamish made a really funny joke about the concrete vibrator and well we kind of riffed off it until it was too late to screed the floor slab. |
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Nov 14, 2019 20:22
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I know this guy that can turn your home into a pokemon go pokestop but what you want is a gym. $500 and you can keep those mystic and valor hordes blasting off from the comfort of your couch. What? You're blue, huh? Ok, it's $1,000 then.
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i brought in my holofoil charizard card to show the crew but derrick dropped it into a can of paint so um, you own me C $794.67 which is the current market value for a comparable card
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Nov 14, 2019 20:35
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uh..the economy
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Crafty squirrels changed our payment processor to one with higher fees |
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Nov 15, 2019 02:33
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obama
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Contractor: Uh, when we gave you the estimate we didn't know about thing. Me: But I specifically told you about thing. Contractor: I d-don't think so. (I hit play on a handheld recorder) Recorded me: And that amount includes thing? Recorded contractor: Absolutely! Contractor: You can't prove they was me. |
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Nov 15, 2019 04:26
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Nov 15, 2019 09:42
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i decided to put glass in the window instead of an open air thing
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my wife came to the jobsite and argued with me for 6 hours so I need to redo a bunch of drywall becuase I kept punching holes in it
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"I'm going to need to get an electrician in to fit these lightbulbs" "but wasn't the electrician just here? Who was wiring up the light fixtures?" "oh that was the wiring and fixtures electrician. Different guy. I need to get a lightbulb guy in for this" "can't I just put the lightbulbs in? They're just lightbulbs." "sorry my friend, I can't let you do that. This is an active jobsite, I can't risk you putting my guys safety in jeopardy" "ok well just leave the fixtures empty and I'll put the bulbs in when you're finished then." "sure, sure, we can do that. It's more expensive that way, but we can do it. The fee for installing bulbless light fixtures is gonna come to about $1000". |
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i saw that thing on pinterest where people have bookcase stairs and got jealous and decided u must have it
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