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FutonForensic posted:The cashier spoke to Robert. "There's a two-for-one on lemons. If you go get another lemon, you get that lemon as a free lemon"
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Nov 14, 2019 06:52
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Hmm maybe I'll get married and have a family
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Nov 14, 2019 07:27
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Finger Prince posted:And you know what? If Robert's not worried, you're not worried.
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Nov 14, 2019 17:37
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so i was wondering if maybe, you konw, you could see a romantic future with me? jessica? hi, sorry, i don't want to interrupt your phone time but this is very important to me. oh, a swarm? okay never mind. i will send you an email.
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Nov 14, 2019 19:32
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thanks rob! robert smiles, inwardly, as he enters the tip into the keypad. 10 dollars is generous, he thinks. i've been coming to this pub for a few months now, and i really like it here. you're welcome, he says. his finger slips an extra zero he doesn't notice till the receipt prints, and the barmaids eyes widen. have a good night! he says, a cartoonish dust cloud in his shape remaining as he escapes well robert thinks guess it's time to find a new bar.
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Nov 14, 2019 22:51
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robert typed a long post. it was funny, he previewed it and edited it. then he thought to himself, "am i really adding anything of value?" robert closed his browser, turned off his laptop, brushed his teeth and went to bed.
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Nov 14, 2019 23:15
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google THIS posted:When you first meet Robert you wonder why he doesn't go by "Rob" or "Bobby," but within ten minutes you're like, "I get it."
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Nov 15, 2019 00:28
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nut posted:Robert perks up, "finally a thread for me!", he is hushed by the librarian. robert has the second earliest reg date, but has never been probated or banned
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Nov 15, 2019 16:05
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hunh, you know, thinks robert "my name is pretty close to richard. i wonder if he'd like me."
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Nov 15, 2019 19:32
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mark robert armstrong laughed aloud, at byob. dad, okay, so like, remember that website i told you about? back in brantford, when i went nutz, and like, ended up moving home for a while, and like, some internet detective called my cell phone to tell me i should commit suicide? anyways, there is this funny thread, let me read you a few of the posts. okay so normally, when someone makes a good thread, they'll do a post or two in a row, to like, set the tone. uh, okay? pauses his CSI rerun mountaincat posted:It's time to restart your computer for an update! FutonForensic posted:The cashier spoke to Robert. "There's a two-for-one on lemons. If you go get another lemon, you get that lemon as a free lemon" google THIS posted:Later, as Robert switched on his turn signal and made a responsible shoulder check, Robert reflected, It could have been worse. Unbidden, the time lemons were buy two get one intruded on his mind. He gripped the steering wheel more tightly. my mother, reading her newspaper, laughs. my father, robert lee armstrong, says "i don't think this is funny" i laugh, and say, wait, dad, listen to this one Finger Prince posted:Major panic at work. Systems failing. Nobody knows what to do. Stress levels off the charts. Raised voices, raised blood pressures. my father smiles. nut posted:subway employee: Cheese and toasted? Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:*Robert gazes at the meal in front of him, his steak overcooked, his burned fries resembling a funeral pyre, his roasted vegetables charred and dry like stones in a desert* my father laughs Manifisto posted:"enjoy the movie," says the ticket seller. my father frowns google THIS posted:When you first meet Robert you wonder why he doesn't go by "Rob" or "Bobby," but within ten minutes you're like, "I get it." my father laughs nut posted:robert idles over the stove, pepper mill in hand, he loves pasta, but can he handle the spice my mom cracks up, and my father says "okay i'm trying to watch teevee" and i just start laughing really hard and walk outside to smoke weed, thanking all that is holy that i am moving out in a month, having completed the construction/landscaping/renovation work on the house needed to prep it for them to sell in the next year or so.
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Nov 16, 2019 05:19
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robert stopped to pick up some groceries, when the cashier says "wow robert are you sick? your voice isn't as cheerful as normal!" robert is taken aback he thinks to himself "my voice? cheerful? he passes the pause off on the cold he actually does have, and smiles as she bags his kale
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Nov 16, 2019 22:21
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cream and sugar, right robert? robert notices the cream and sugar have been already added you know it! robert is lactose intolerant and diabetic
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Nov 17, 2019 02:40
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robert visits his elderly parents for christmas. it is a long drive, and robert never drives above the speed limit, and when trucks ride his rear end and honk at him his body somehow becomes smaller, folding in on itself as the lights of a big rig bear down. he pulls into the driveway, and before he has made it out of his car, his mother is at the door "robbie! you're home!!!" robert smiles robert stands up straighter, and hugs his mother
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Nov 17, 2019 15:48
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Manifisto posted:toast is so misunderstood, thinks robert, again it is fine by itself, he says as he eats his 2 pieces of ancient grain flax bread, lightly toasted, no butter, no jam, nothing. i like this, thinks robert
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Nov 18, 2019 16:44
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robert recognized someone from university, so, he took of his glasses, and pretended to be cleaning them while increasing his pace. after he was a few meters ahead of charles, he finally put his glasses back on, and his heart rate returned to normal
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Nov 18, 2019 22:47
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Jaguars! posted:But that would be melodramatic. He doesn't really have it that bad, all these people, they're probably busy with their own problems, why should he monopolize their time on things he can solve himself? 
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