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The cashier spoke to Robert. "There's a two-for-one on lemons. If you go get another lemon, you get that lemon as a free lemon"
But I'm already checking out, panicked Robert, and I only came to the store to get one lemon.
Robert decides to take advantage of the special on lemons, and puts 16 of them in his bag. Approaching the 15 item express lane, he wonders if the cashier will recognize that he has 16 of one (1) item, or will admonish him for having 16 things in total, and decides it's best not to press his luck.
Later, lying awake in bed, Robert worries that he made someone's day harder for having to restock the lemons he left tucked into the magazine rack.
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His morning tea goes un-lemoned.
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hiding in a sugar cane field from my diabetic stalker/serial killer is why I'm still here today. posting, from a sugar cane field
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