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FutonForensic

The cashier spoke to Robert. "There's a two-for-one on lemons. If you go get another lemon, you get that lemon as a free lemon"

But I'm already checking out, panicked Robert, and I only came to the store to get one lemon.


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FutonForensic

Robert scritched his chin anxiously as he read the words on the screen: LURKERS MUST POST.

I do not want to post, thought Robert. If people know I exist, I could get banned. Robert deftly powered off the screen before the pressure consumed him.


FutonForensic

Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:

*Robert gazes at the meal in front of him, his steak overcooked, his burned fries resembling a funeral pyre, his roasted vegetables charred and dry like stones in a desert*

*The waiter approaches*

Waiter: How is everything?

Robert: It’s fine thanks


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