the adventures of Robert

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > the adventures of Robert

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Manifisto posted:

"enjoy the movie," says the ticket seller.

"you too," says robert. after a few steps it hits him. he pauses, turns, opens his mouth, decides better of it. as soon as the ticket seller is busy with another customer, robert flees, never to return. in the ensuing weeks and months he changes his route through town so he doesn't have to walk or drive past the theater.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2019 00:20

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 08:42

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To this day he is still waiting for his first "Dear Robert,".

# ¿ Nov 15, 2019 21:31

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Robert is sweating, he knows how to do it, he wants to do it, but he's not sure hes capable of doing it. Is he really ready to commit a federal offense?
"Tomorrow. I'll do it tomorrow." he says to himself while putting the scissors down and leaving the "do not remove" tag of his mattress be.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2019 00:04

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