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mountaincat

The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.
Robert approached the supermarket shelf.

2 for 1 with your Savers Club card!

"But I don't have a Savers Club card," Robert sighed, empty shopping basket in hand.

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mountaincat

The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.
It's time to restart your computer for an update!

"But I have so many tabs open," Robert pleaded. "I don't want to lose all my tabs."

mountaincat

The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.
Maria invited Robert to her Halloween party. "Bring some cups. I think we are going to need more cups."

Robert carried a sleeve of cups to the punch table. But there were already plenty of cups, and no room for more.

mountaincat

The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.
Robert arrived promptly at the theater for a concert. "Sorry sir we aren't seating anyone yet, it will be another 10 or 15 minutes."

"But my seat is in there," Robert worried. "There is nowhere to sit out here."

mountaincat

The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.
Robert scrolled through Twitter. "I have opinions too!" he insisted. He kept scrolling.

mountaincat

The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.
Critics panned the latest blockbuster movie. "It is something we have seen a thousand times before."

Robert wavered. "Yeah I didn't like it either I guess."

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mountaincat

The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.
It rained hard, but Robert had a sturdy umbrella. "It's hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain," he thought to himself. The song filled his mind like the clouds filled the sky. "Those days weren't so long ago."

After he arrived at his office, he met Laura in the hallway. Their eyes met briefly. He smiled and so did she. She started to speak, but Robert could only hear the song, still playing in his mind. He gave a nod and kept walking.

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